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WASS RiLLY G0OD. . .WELL i GUESS i`M G0OD AT GiViN ADViCE CUZ PE0PLE ALWAYS C0ME T0 ME S0 S0ME0NE T0LD ME T0 MAKE A SiTE 0F ADViCE. . . S00 ASK AWAY. . . i`LL TRY T0 ANSWER AS S0ON AS i CAN`.

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I have this friend who is incredibly paranoid, particularly about me likeing his girlfriend or his girlfriend liking me. I;ve assured him this is not the case, and so has his girlfriend, and it causes him deep psychological trauma to see us in the same room even talking now. And I was talking to his girlfriend, and he walks into the room, and I make a joke about only wanting a pen, and he takes it as an insult, and now won't talk to me. He refuses to be my friend anymore, and threatened my teeth!...I have no idea what to do....please help me!!
thnx...

ANY NiGGA WH0SE G0NNA PiCK HiS GURLL BEF0RE HiS FRiENDS AiNT EVEN W0RTH BEiN FRiENDS WiTH. . i KN0` iT`S HARD T0 HEAR BUT iF HE`S N0T G0NNA BELiEVE Y0U iT MEANS HE D0ESN`T TRUST Y0U. . EN THA WH0LE P0iNT 0F ANY RELATi0NSHiP iS TRUST. . . iF Y0U D0N`T BELiEVE ME. . . JUSS TRY T0 W0RK THiNGS 0UT. . BUT i GAURANTEE Y0U iT WiLL BACKFiRE iN THA END. . . L0OK F0R NEW FRiENDZ. . F0RRREAL.

`1L0VE

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There is this new girl at school. Well, she's not really new, but she left a long time ago and just now came back. Anyways, she took a while to settle in, but now she is. And she happens to pick our group. Well, when she was at our school before, she was really mean. Now she's nicer. But she's really annoying sometimes. She always sits with us, but we kind of leave her out. And as bad as this sounds, I don't feel bad for her. Me and all my friends are so close and everything. But she's always there and follows us and it gets really annoying. What should I/we do? Thanks and I rate.

HA AHH. . THA NEW GiRL. WELL i THiNK Y0U SH0ULD BE STRAiGHT UP. . THE M0ST ANN0YiNG PERS0N iS A DiSH0NEST PERS0N S0 Y0U NEEDA TELL HER Y0U D0N`T WANT HER AR0UND. . . THASS THA 0NLY WAY SHE`LL LiSTEN . . D0N`T BE FAKE AB0UT iT AND ACT LiKE Y0U GUYS WANT HER AR0UND CUZ SHE`LL BE M0RE HURT iN THA END. . . JUSS KEEP iT 0N THA REAL. . . `1L0VE

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