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Ok I just found out that the camp that I will be attending for 2 weeks over the summer won't let you have ANY electronic equipment. That includes hair dryers/ hair straightners. I have very frizzy, poofy, thick, wavy/ curly hair, and the ONLY way to make it look respectable and decent is to straighten it. I look extremely terrible without doing this, like it is almost so bad that you cannot imagine.
My question is if anybody knows any products to put on your hair to STRAIGHTEN it. I have tried this straightening shampoo, but it didn't work. Does anyone know something that will actually straighten it (NOT just relax it)? I know about the frizz ease stuff, but that doesn't straighten.
I rate 5's bi the way!

Well, I don't know many things that work, but my friend got her hair permanitly strightened. It looks reallly good, and It's Always straight. It's like a perm, but straigh~

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I have very bad acne, on my neck collar bone and top back, but nothing bad on my face. it is sooooooooooooooooooooo gross!!!! i cant even wear half my clothes anymore cause i dont want it to show!!! my parents tell me to lay in the sun and stop eating junk food and i havent broken out but the marks and bumbs are still there! ive tried phisoderm and stridex and clinique but nothing has worked! i have seen no difference besides eating healthy and laying in the sun. does anyone know any good products??

ACUTAINE!!!!!!!!!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

the world may never know...

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why do people say u r wut u eat?

because they don't want U to eat... they actully want the peice of food ur bout to eat =D

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dodododo....stop.....and go.... in your eyes... stop... and go.... let me go...
Why are Llama's Man-eating Spiting machines?!
What song is this from...
Leave me alone... I'm in control... I'm in control... Girls act too much... Boys act to Tough... Enough is enough... We're on the minds of other men I know she was... I said jsut take it or leave or take it or leave or take it or leave or take or leave it oh just take it or leave or take it or leave it?!...
A) Weezer ... B) The Strokes... C) Phantom Planet...
D) other...

haha I really do know the answer cause... I love random weridos =D the answer is =D B.... =D

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But the people they don't understand

No, girlfriends, they can't understand

Your grandsons, they won't understand

On top of this I ain't ever gonna understand

Last night she said
Oh, Baby, don't feel so down
Oh, and turned me off
When I feel left out
So I, I turned around
Oh, Baby, I'm gonna be alright
It was a great big lie
As I left that night, yeah

U have good taste!

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Why are squirrels such vicious and demonic rodents?

you stole their llama chow...

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What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

eXPLODES =-o :( I was gonna eat that too...

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someone mentioned about...hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
wut is that?

Big Words ;)

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ewwww.......I am constantly spitting out green mucus in a styrofoam cup as we speak...any thing that will get rid of it? Help! its so gross...

Spit it in a paper cup insted :)

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what is a pyro????????????

a person obsessed w/ fire

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I think my big toe is interesting. I know that's weird, but I can't help staring at it. What should I do?!

stare at it

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I'm hungry. What should I eat?

POTATOES!!

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yes or no?

YES YES YES

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pick a number 1-100 make it a good one or i lose

7 =) I love 7

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