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Hey Everybody...I'm Teri and my life is pretty much an open book. If you want to know anything about me, just ask. If you want to know about other fascinating things...ask away, I'll do my best.

I'm pretty light hearted and don't take life too seriously, so I would prefer some fun questions or advice scenarios, but I welcome the challenging ones as well.

Happy Asking!

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How do you put in more hours in a day?? So, you can see your friends???????????????

Need more time.

Hope all is well with my favorite kzoo girl. Miss ya!

Dear Friend,

I wish I knew how to create more hours in a day. My life would be so much simpler. I miss my friends from school very much right now, not to mention that I have friends here in the city that I don't connect with.

I am finished with school May 10th and don't start my chemistry course at KVCC until June 16th, so that time in between is officially my "summer break" so I intend to make the most of it.

Perhaps we can get together then and catch up. I miss you too....

~Teri

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I don't have a question, but just wanted to say it has been good seeing you at the hospital over the last month. (wish it was in a different place and for a different reason). Thanks again for the free cafeteria coupons. They came in real handy for the family.

I haven't read your diary for months, so I took some time today to catch up. You always make me laugh.

Until next time,
C

My Dearest Calandra ~
I was glad to see you and your special girly girl at work as well. I too, wish it were under better circumstances, but nonetheless, it was great to see you any chance we had. I am glad things are better for the family and all is improving. I'll keep you posted on the rest of life in general.
Love ya,
Teri

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How many HAIRS on your tongue?

I took care of my hairs on my tongue last night....while drinking hot tea and burning my tongue(no more hairs).

hair tongues Grosssssssssssssssss!!!!!! runnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.......... from your HAIR tongue

Hairy Mouth -

I honestly have no idea how many hairs on our tongues, but I would have to wager a guess that there are a lot. Have you ever scoped out an anatomy book and looked at how HUGE a tongue really is...

Oh the things we learn in Anatomy...what fun. Anyway, the other fun word in anatomy is SPHINCTER...as the professor says, "keeps unwanted things out and certain things in"...now there's a broad statement.

Happy tea drinking.
-Teri

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What kind of socks are you wearing today?
Wear did you get them at?
Are you one of those weird people that wear your socks inside out?
Does your socks have pink line toes on them, I hope so because i just love the line toe on socks.

Dear Strange Sock Fetisher:
I am wearing light brown socks with dark brown argyle print down the sides. I got them at Kohl's department store.

I probably am one of those weird kind of people, but I don't intentionally wear my socks inside out.

I also hate it when my socks twist around and are not pulled up the right way or when the heel is up on the front...ugh!

No, the socks don't have pink line toes on them...sorry to disappoint.
-Teri

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Dear Teri,

Two things have plagued me lately:

1. Why did Britney name her pet Chihuahua "BitBit" and dress it like Paris Hilton?

AND

2. Why were she and her fiancee allowed to propagate their species?

Please help me make sense of the madness!

Sincerely,

Misunderstood in Mishawaka

My Dearest Misunderstood Mish -
Britney Spears should spare the world any further torture and just put herself out of our misery. As for her little dog "BitBit", since Britney is retarded, I am sure she meant it to sound like her name and thought that's how you spelled "BritBrit". As for dressing the dog like Paris, I think Britney has a secret longing for Paris.

The old question of propagating the species....ah yes, breeding. I really cannot say why they are allowed other than, hey they are heterosexuals and it's encouraged!

I am always concerned about people wading in the shallow end of the gene pool reproducing.

Thanks for asking my dear...and stay away from E! Entertainment Channel, it can only bring you pain and suffering.

-Teri

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