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I'm a unique soul who likes to create things in basically all imaginable ways. I play drums, write a bit, and play video games in my spare time. I listen to TRUE metal, none of that nu-metal trash, as well as classic rock, classical, industrial, and a few other random genres. Rhpasody, Stratovarius, Sonata Arctica, Blind Guardian, and Iron Maiden are a few of my favorite bands. I wish I was born in the Middle Ages (except for the fact that I wouldn't have an Xbox) and love epic sagas and ancient lore. If you seek answers, you probably are looking in the wrong place. No, I might have a massive fusion of "Stroke O' Genius" and "Divine Revelation" and end up telling you something really bizzare yet enlightening. No questions about preteen relationships please, those are just rediculous and a complete waste of energy by way of typing.
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Hey guys..i am 15 and i am about to get my permit..so my first car is going to be a 2005 Chevrolet Colorado Z71 with leather, big tires, and a system..is that bad like for a first car? (link)
Yes, your parents are spoiling you. Waaaay too many teens wreck their first car, even if they are good drivers. I'd suggest something safe, but older and less expensive. Oh, and the stereo system is a bad idea for about the first 4-6 months of driving. Too much distraction.


how do u get rid of razon burn? without just applying lotion...anything that will work faster? thanks (link)
You have razor burn? Well, you're basically screwed because you will never be rid of it! No really, there is a cream or something made by Nivea that works pretty well and using sensitive skin shaving cream helps too.


Monday in school we are aloud to only dress up as a super hero and a super hero only. Okay? Well I decided that I wanted to be Catwomen... The only problem is that I'm not sure if its a Superhero? Could someone tell me if Catwomen is good or bad/super hero or villian? Also if you have any ideas on the coustume please let me know..(I was thinking black and cat face and ears and a ail and) Well.. Thanks In Advance..


-Meg- (link)
Don't dress up as something you don't know about. Catwoman is supposed to be a villian, no matter what that god-awful movie with Halle Berry said.


what in the world is in the middle of the pentagon....in the exact middle and i don't mean the courtyard (link)
Bill Clinton with no clothes on. Holding a chair.


For school were only aloud to dress up as super heros(its this red ribbion week thing its hard to explain) wel does anyone have an idea for a girl like me to be? And maybe some coustum ideas (im not buying anything for my costume) just maybe a pic of the hero or some things i can wear or even names of super heros? Please help!! (link)
A: This was one of the hardest things to read.
B: Make up your own superhero. Just take a cape, some tight clothing, and some sort of head gear and you're set. I doubt anyone will be Super Dill Pickle Woman, thats a good choice.




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