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Hey Everybody...I'm Teri and my life is pretty much an open book. If you want to know anything about me, just ask. If you want to know about other fascinating things...ask away, I'll do my best.

I'm pretty light hearted and don't take life too seriously, so I would prefer some fun questions or advice scenarios, but I welcome the challenging ones as well.

Happy Asking!

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Dear Miss T~

To start out, I will let you know what I am like... I am an 18 yr old college student, in a bad relationship. I hate brown-nosers, and people who think they can walk on water. I also dislike people who smeel so bad that the only name appropriate is "Princess Smells Like ASS!" I love the color pink, and 97.9.

So, about my question, or my 'situation'. I am in a relationship, and to tell you the truth sometimes I contemplate Chriogenically freezing this person, just so that he cannot anger anyone else, especially me. You see, he is the type of 'piss pant' that thinks the sun shines out of his ass, and the moon revolves around his head. Well, I need to break out of the relationship, and fast. I love him more than anything in the world, and I know that I will be completely devastated, but I know that our relationship will never be healthy. What should I do??

Enough with the Sappy love shit... how the Fuck are ya 'Big T', this is 'Big D', from 'Big J's class. I am hoping to run into you this evening before our classes, so that I can gossip to you, hope to converse with you soon, so that we may vent in the langauge that only you and I understand.

*Note* To those of you who are reading this and don't know who I am, Miss T and I met a few months ago, and immediately realized that we were both quite quirky in the same way. You would think that we had been friends forever, when in all actuality, it's only been about three months, and all though we have a limited number of memories, we will always have the 'Lazy Eye'!

Happy Loving, Sexing, and Living to all!


To My Dearest Danielle~
First and foremost, it was WONDERFUL running into you tonight before my anatomy class. What a terrific surprise~~I cannot tell you how much I miss you. I can honestly say that I miss our Bunsen Burner moments in Chemistry lab. Also, our Johnny Depp trouble shooting sessions.

In regard to your "man" and I use the word man loosely...he truly doesn't appreciate what a fine and wonderful tigress he has. I know that you love him very much and that you would be very hurt and lonely if you two were to part ways, but you need to think about your happiness first. It's about you Leo Chick...never forget that. It's all about us remember?

I totally need to come to the creek and we need to hang out and catch up on all the dirt in true Teri and Danielle fashion.

You're the bomb kiddo...don't forget what you deserve...the world on a silver star shaped platter!
Love ya,
Teri

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so back to labeling yourself "bisexual" interesting.... are you really that worried about dinner and my "control" over you? you know that i don't "control" you, or anyone for that matter... and thanks for doubting me and what i may or may not do with any info you share with me... see you tomorrow night, i will have the heat lamps plugged in....

Dearest You -

No, I don't think you truly control me or my actions, but there is something about you that makes me tell you things that I don't want to tell. I cannot describe it. I am sure there is someone in your world that has that "control" or "power" over you. I don't necessarily use the word control like in the sense of a noose or something awful like that...

I am looking forward to dinner and I don't doubt you and what you may or may not do with any dirt, info, or other tidbits divulged to you tomorrow night. There better be some corned beef or else you are gettin' it with the heat lamps.

-Teri

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my partner left me yesterday. some sort of identity crisis. what do i do if she comes back to me?

Dear Partner Problem:

First, do you want her to come back to you? If so, then it sounds like if you want the relationship to work after she left due to a "crisis", then perhaps couples therapy or counseling is the answer.

If this struck you completely out of the blue, then it sounds like your relationship has had problems for awhile and you both were not communicating with each other very well.

Also, if someone just up and leaves and doesn't have the courtesy to at least tell you there was a problem in the first place...they have the problem and clearly aren't coming back at all, because they have been gone for awhile it sounds like.

-T.

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Do you think it's possible for an old dog to learn new tricks? Meaning my gf changing her old ways?
~h~

Dearest ~H~:
It's hard to say whether or not someone can truly change their ways/feelings/habilts/behaviors. I do know that they can only attempt to change and only attempt if they truly want to...as they shouldn't and won't change for anyone other than themselves.

I hope for your sake that your "gf" appreciates what a great person you are and they want to remain open to your thoughts and feelings as they are as important as hers.

It takes two.
See you Sunday.
-Teri

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so what are you saying exactly, you want men? what is it with you so called lesbians, are you really bisexual, have you always been, or is your love life lousy now, so men are suddenly looking good? how can i ever trust another lesbian again, everyone of them that i know, suddenly likes men?

Dear Chief -
I cannot speak for all "so-called" lesbians, but I have always thought that people's sexuality is fluid. In my mind, if you connect with someone in your heart and in your head it doesn't really matter what sex they are. Also, I know that sex with both men and women is good so you really get a win/win situation if that is your interest.

In regard to my sex life...why yes, it is lousy, but that isn't why I have "suddenly" started thinking about men. It has been on my mind for quite a few years to be exact.

As far as trust goes, you have to go with what your gut tells you. Sorry for the disappointment.
-Teri

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