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Well its confused guy again. My friend and I havent gotten any closer since homecoming and im becoming imaptient. She said she likes being single and she wants to stay like that. What should i do? P.S. Permian kicks ass in football
Confused Guy
Male 14 goin on 15

I'm really sorry, but forcing her to like you won't work. You're going to have to just leave her alone. But that doesn't mean you'll never hook up! Keep dropping hints until she DOESN'T want to be single. Hope I helped! ~*Jenni*~

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earlier i asked u how to make out but i meant like the kiss..what do you do? play with eachothers tongues..i dont get it :(

Wrap your arms around the guy. To French kiss, roll your tongue around the inside of" open up your mouth wide and literally suck on it. Hope you have fun!

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well me and my boo have been together a year now..and all we do is kiss and makeout but i dont have a problem with that (savin myself 4 marriage)..i was juss wondering anyne have any fun kissin ideas..like if ur bf/gf kissed a certain way that was juss beyond a perfect kiss..i juss wanna spice up our relationship withoutleading to gettin into each others pants!

First off, what's wrong with getting into other's pants? LMAO, though. I respect you don't want sex.

Have you ever Frenched? Or you could play ice cube - you have to hold one ice cube between both your mouths. When it melts, find where you are! Or share a strand of spaghetti and well...be happy.

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hey, i have asked like a million people how to make out(on advicenators) and they all have said "it just happens" but i dont konw how to do it. all my friends are starting to do it but im the only one that doesnt know how but im too scared to admitt it..you give great advice PLEASE HELP ME! thanks

First, thanks for the compliment! It's very touching.

Now on to business. Making out is the step right before sex,, so things can get a little nasty. First off, I am going to give advice for a girl, and then a boy.

For a girl: flirtingly and discreetly move your hands to "naughty" places on his body. Grope in his southern area - just explore! You'll be surprised, men have very sexy bodies that are fun to play with. Then, sort of reach down his pants and tickle his penis. This should get him in the mood for what comes next. Then put your arms around his butt or his shoulders or someplace no respectable girl would put her hands (naughty!) Then give him a lusty, passionate kiss. If he's any kind of guy, he wants you to play with him and will totally contribute back.

For a guy: Your girl has breasts, right? When making out, her body is your toy. Reach over and rub her breasts, and tickle her pants while staring her straight in the eye like a hint of what you REALLY want to be touching (her vagina, of course!) Then wrap your arms around her and give her a wild, unresistable kiss. Knowing that sex is the follow-up to this wild love, she will definetly help you on your way.

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What should I do? Me and my best friend let's call him Harry, are no longer friends, because I have a big jealousy issue, I hooked him up with my friend, while liking him. So it bothers me when they are together and I can't stand being around him knowing he's not mine. So I have been mean to him alot, and as a result of that, we no longer friends cause I kinda blew up at him with all my fustration and stuff, cause it was all built up inside... but now I feel bad know that our friendship ended up on bad note, and now I feel like we'll never be friends again. What should I do?

Tell him how you feel about him romanticly concerned and explain why you blew up. He'll understand!

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what are the "bases"?...you know like 1st 2nd 3rd 4th, what do they mean.Like when people say "I went to 3rd base with him" or sumthin like that.

1: Kissing, making out
2: Hey, where's your bra and shirt?
3: Ahem...sex
4. Here comes the bride...

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I asked one of my friends to my homecoming dance and well we had a great time. She was hott and i didnt think we were that close but we were grindin and gettin close and slow songs we were on top of each other. I mean it was slammin'. Now i really like her and i dont know what to do.

-Signed Confused Guy.
Male 14

Talk to your friend about how you feel. How close do you want to get to her? Do you want to achieve sex? Talk about how far this relationship should go. If she's your friend, she'll talk to you, especially if she like's you back! Then again, if you got on top of her and she didn't mind, she probably likes you back.

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OK well here it goes....I really really wanna have a relationship with a guy....a REAL relationship....But the thing is When it somes to the kissing part....I kinda dont know what to do..... I freeze. How do i deal with this? I am 14 and everybody is like way more experienced than me. I'm afraid. Please can you give me advice! Thanx in advanced!

The different types of kissing:

A peck - this is not sexy at all and is only used if you have to get in and get out (like in the hallway in school)

French Kiss - Tongue action! Stick your tongue in and wiggle it with his

There are more, but to have a real intense smooch, grasp his chin, firmly press your lips against his (but not too hard) and twist your head every second. Make noises like "mmmmm...hmmm...ummmm..." etc.

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all of my friends have sex now, im 14! and i dunno i can't ever have sex with anybody if they ever ask me, and i know many people are going to tell me to wait n stuff, but i love my boyfriend and i really want to have sex with him!! but i can't im too afraid, or im just uncomfortable w/ my body, how can i do it??! please gimme sum help!

I started having sex at late thirteen, so about...a year ago, I guess. First of all, does your boyfriend want sex? You need to talk to him about how far you are willing to go. Make sure you guys are both prepared to have sex, and you won't back out if it gets serious. Second of all, there's no reason to be uncomfortable with your body! If your boyfriend really loves you, he won't care how big your breasts are or how slim you are. Make sure you realize sex isn't just about your figure, it's about love. And do you want it just because other people are having it? Virginity is a virtue! Don't have sex unless you're sure you want it.

I hope this helps =D

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