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I'm 22, almost finished with college, and currently living with my parents. I desparately want to move out of my house, and I would like to live with my boyfriend, but I am vacillating between both sides. I don't know if I should just go ahead and get a place with him, or stay at home until I graduate (with all my bills and tuition paid, therefore no financial stress on me). (link)
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The answer to this riddle all depends on where you want to end up later in life.
If you stay living at home with no costs you may actually have a chance at financial freedom by the time you are 73 years old. This, however, depends on your career choice. Did you major in some meaningless subject like mathematics? What the hell does a mathematician do anyways? I guess mathematicians probably work government jobs which means you won’t have to work your fingers to the bone until you’re 73, might be 54 or 55 when you retire. If that is the case well bravo!
On the other hand moving in with your boyfriend can be rewarding as well. You will be free from your mommy and daddy telling you what you can and can’t do. How old did you say you are?
However, within a year you could be pregnant with your bastard boyfriend’s bastard baby as he decides he isn’t ready to settle down and takes off with your best friend the stripper. Well that will teach you a lesson for having a stripper as your best friend, but I guess they need friends too.
Unable to support yourself and afraid go back to mommy and daddy since they told you this would happen, you yourself decide to enter the dancing profession. You then find yourself addicted to meth and homeless in the mean streets of Dubuque. “Is this hell” you ask the local gas station clerk, and the clerk responds, “No, it’s Iowa”.
Bottom line here is to continue free-loading off of mommy and daddy until they ask you to leave. I don’t care if you are 30 and have a little paper route for your fun money, as long as they are willing to fork over the cash to keep you safe and sound, take the deal.
Tell that bum boyfriend of yours if he wants you to move in he better get a damn good job, a big ass house, and the biggest diamond ring west of the Mississippi. In the words of Beyoncé put a ring on it!
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I am a female and am 22 and have never had a boyfriend. This seems to bother my family more than it bothers me.
My mom, grandma, and aunts will make comments about it. I can't relate to my sisters and cousin who are completely different from me, and have dated since they were 14. Recently someone I don't know asked my mom about me, a guy, and said he eNter to meet me. I am not interested right now in dating, I like guys and eventually want a boyfriend but not now. I am under slot of stress right now, I have slot of anxiety, depression, my home life is not normal, not is my parents relationship, and my family is very judgmental. My mom wants me to,meet this guy and I don't. Now everyone thinks im weird. What do I do? (link)
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It is quite normal for mothers to meddle in their child's life, and this probably will never ever end, so get used to it kid. Seriously, this is just the tip of the iceberg that took out the Titanic. Just wait until you get married, assuming you will ever like anyone else, ever decide to date, and get married. Your husband will truly be in for a treat. As for your grandmother and aunts, well, apparently they need a hobby. Why don't you ask your grandmother to go make a quilt or something. You could even get her a cute little bumper sticker for her car that says "Id Rather Sewing". Then tell her to park her fat ass behind the sewing machine and get to work.
Now Im not quite sure why your aunts would care so much about "your" love life, but you could tell them that their choice in men has turned you off on the whole dating thing for a while, maybe for life, and thank them for ruining yours.
I do have good news. There is hope. You can fix your mother, grandmother, and aunts for good. Or at least you can have fun trying to do so. Head down to your nearest college and watch a womens softball practice for a scouting mission. No, you are not going to scout the best softball talent, but rather the best woman. I want you to find the biggest, burliest looking lady you can find; preferably one with a butch haircut, some tats, and one that rides a Harley. When you find the right slice of meat, invite her over to dinner at your house to meet your family. If you or your new friend is uncomfortable with this, you can offer to pay her to take you to dinner. Then hire someone to be waiting at your house to take pictures when you come roaring up the driveway on the back of a hog, because the reaction from your family will definitely be a Kodak moment worth saving. The best part is the fun doesnt stop there.
Introduce your new friend to your family and tell them you are moving in together. You dont have to come out (pun intended) and say anything about being girlfriends, they will deduce that quickly enough. After a scrumptious dinner, and some winks and games of footsy with your new friend, tell your friend to get down on all fours and crawl around the living room while you ride on her back spanking her and screaming "giddy up". You could then start making out in front of them, but that might be a little over the top; and I would hate for you to be charged with murder if your grandmother, aunts, or mother were to keel over. At this point I would normally invite you to send pictures of a make out scene, but in this case please dont, Dink doesnt want to see that. Not that I have anything against lesbian love, Im all for that.
Lesbian love is what this may be about. Your family probably thinks you like the ladies and not the guys. So indulge them a little bit, have some fun, and then tell them to BUTT OUT!
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MY fiance has went to work on a oil rig camp. I thought everything was fine and i didnt think much of all the horror stories i heard...until a maid answered his phone one day...when he was in the shower and she was RIGHT there. why would the maid be right in his room or so near his bathroom? anf turns out they have been talking, and texting when he goes on his night shit ALLL night long as i saw his phone records. I cant see much reason to seek out the maid to be so close with when your engaged? (link)
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Sounds to me like the maid is cleaning more than just his room. However, you did say the maid answered the phone while he was in the shower, so maybe that is a good sign as she very well could have been "in" the shower with your fiance. The texting and talking all night long raises a few red flags, but I am an optimist. After all, she could be giving tips on how to scrub grout with a tooth brush, or how to properly dust with a feather duster. The real question is what she was wearing while she was performing her "maid" duties. If you could get me some pictures I might be able to better determine her activities in your fiance's bedroom. So, where you go from here?
If you do indeed believe your fiance is not being faithful, and I think that is quite apparent, it is time to move on---immediately. Of coarse this isn't easy. You were planning to spend the rest of your life with this person (in today's A.D.D. society that would be a few years at most). The first thing you need to do to move on is have a night on the town. Get your friends together and hit the bars, movies, bingo halls, whatever you do to have fun. Next, you need to one-up your fiance and find a maid to do a little "cleaning" for you, maybe even try out a few maids and get the cleaning of your life. Then, tell that hoser that thinks he is engaged that he can have his ho, and he is not going to have you. Don't be the victim be the aggressor, you deserve better. Take control of your life. Life is way too short to be miserable.
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