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hey, go to www.buddypic.com/profile.php?username=AlanTipert and read that profile. plus it has my super sexy body on it and not just that crappy old webcam pic. i'll copy the profile from there later.
Website: my BP profile, and my super sexy collage
E-mail: alantipert@hotmail.com
Gender: Male
Location: Suburbs of Atlanta
Occupation: Jock
Age: 16
ICQ: icq is so out
AIM: AlanTipert
Yahoo: soccerjockey1717 (rarely on)
MSN: alantipert@hotmail.com
Member Since: May 18, 2005
Answers: 9
Last Update: July 7, 2005
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I am deeply in love with this guy named Alan..(Coincidence huh?) And hes soo hot, and sooo cool. I cant get enough of him. But i never see him. He lives 45 min away! its horrific! And theres another problem...hes starting to get close to my best friend and im sooo jealous. So heres my question..what can i do to make sure he will always pick me over her? I know he always tells me i have "senority" over her, but im still scared...Oh great and wise ruler of beyond...what oh what can i do?

Love,
Alan's troubled Lvr (link)
Well...you can sum up all of a guy's wants/needs in three things: money, sex, and alcohol. Promise him some of these, perhaps. If you always have more to offer than the other girl, you can't lose, so make sure you do. Suck up to him and do whatever he says. And if you have any debts to clear with him, do that, too, however he says. Hope I helped =),

Alan


Well my X gf and i are still good friends. But in the past 3 months i have been talking to her best friend online a little. Cool chick. Then i met her one day like 2 weeks ago, at night. Me and all my friends always sneak out so yeah thats about the only time i get to see her. So me and her started hangin out at night, alot. Sometimes just us. Im not tryin to push things, i've only made out with her. But shes such a awsome person i always have a blast when im with her. But recently i got cought for sneakin out and got my car taken away lol. I get it back june 21, and my parents go outa town for a week on june 21. So yeah house to myself.. But see the girl i like also got caught sneakin out so shes now grounded to. Except she doesnt have a car, and got her cell phone and computer taken away so i have no way of getting in touch with her. I dont want this period of us not being able to talk, affect the progress we've made. But yeah i know she likes me because she has a boyfriend, but shes in the same situation i am, cuz i have a girlfriend but i like thsi other girl alot better. So yeah she had the opportunity to sleep over at her boyfriends house with like all her best friends but she choose to sneak out with me. Ok well anyways myu question is, is there any way to keep the "silence" from keeping us to drift farther appart. And basically whats the final step in making her mine once we do hang out. Ill rate high for any reasonable advice, and basically for reading this whole thing. (link)
ok first ignore what stephanie said. she's no fun lol
second, it's fine if you don't talk to her. it's called "giving her the gift of missing you." you'll finally get in touch with her again and she'll be into you more.


Well, there's this girl at school named Garrison. I can't keep her out of MY FREAKING HEAD! I was sleepless for two fucking nights just thinking about her face, and I can't stand it. I want to ask her out, but I'm too nervous. Please help. (link)
http://www.daviddeangelo.com
'nuff said.

you owe me for telling you that. i wish i knew about that place when i was 13 or however old you are.

basically, be self-confident.


Dear Advicenator,
I'm really mean to this guy named Alan, yet I'm in love with him. He lives in Georgia and I live in Nebraska. When he calls me his bitch, my heart melts. Is there any chance that he likes me? Or am I too ugly? (www.buddypic.com/users/bonitababy04 for reference) I love him and I want his sex. Gosh What do I do?! It sucks being half indian.
-Your Indian (link)
if you suck (ha ha) up to him, he might do some stuff in return. make up for your time away from him and the pissy mood you've been in. make him feel loved and at home, and make him a sign. as for getting him to have sex...good luck on that. suck up really hard and he might.
--Your Caucasian




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