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I am on my friends screen name and i saw your name and your advice column so i decided to read up... i have a question, and be honest. I MASTERBATE CONSTANTLY. not like between classes or something but like atleast onces a day in the shower. should i stop? is it unhealthy? what do girls think of guys that do that sorta think everyday or close to it? (link)
goodness this is the billionth time someone has asked me a masturbating question.. umm i guess it's normal.. maybe not every day, but hey your choice. personally i think it's sick. but whatevs.. maybe some girls are turned on by it. you want my opinion? im not.


There's this girl named Ashley Barden and she thinks it's funny to make absolutley ridiculous acusations! It's like she thinks she knows what she's talking about when really it was all Kyle's fault, and I had nothing to do with it! So anyway, I think she needs to be taken care of, and I think, you, Tara, can do the job. I mean, she just plain deserves it. (link)
haha ok erich. i'll deal with her. slap her around a bit.. (though she could probably beat me up) do you know that she kicked me with her HUGE shoe today and nearly killed me?!) since idk kyle.. we can just blame it all on him and call it a day how does that sound.. lol


i live in your neighborhood...and you always give me crap for liking him....now you must know...so can you read what i wrote again and see what can happen?...PLEASE!

~desperate~ (link)
o. well THAT makes more sense to me. to tell you the truth, and im not trying to be mean, but if you never talk to him it will never work. your too shy. you say you like him a lot.. but do you even know him? really know him? you have to sort of know a person before you can determine if you like him. and to do that you have to actually have a real conversation with him. so start talking to him. THEN you will have a chance.


tara what do you do when valentines day is a week away and the guy you like is going out with a freshman you know that is really sweet but you want to break them up because you like him!!???? oh and did i mention valentines day is coming up and please even my best friend is getting something but from a mad annoying person so anyway i though i would ask you because i love you and im lonely!
love: despressed writer (link)
Dear depressed writer,
I love you too! And I don't have a valentine either. So no worries! You can always be MY valentine as a last resort. I think that valentine's day is overrated. I mean, people put so much hope and anticipation into one day and are left severely disappointed. Sure, its GREAT if you have that special someone to share it with... but isn't it nice if you are surprised one day with roses instead of expecting them? Its not nearly as fun when you know your getting a gift then when you get one randomly. And screw the guy you like. Your obviously not a freshie which is good.. and if he cant see that your better than her, then he has definite issues.

Is your friends valentine REALLY mad and annoying? Or are you just mad and annoyed at him because you think your the only one with no sweetie on the day for couples? Because if thats the case, you gotta do a double take. Look around you. More than half the people out there are not getting valentines this february 14th.. thats a lotta singles.. and a lotta potentials for next year.

so, will you be my valentine?


hahahaha ok... so today.. in wh.. i have a male teacher as a student teacher.. and hes really cool right.. ok so i noticed today that his zipper was undone.. and i was thinking to myself.. hmm should someone say something.. or would that be kinda... umm awkward. well if what would u do. haha im cracking up laughing.. love u my tara ann!! (mmbop) ;) (link)
hahah i love you too madison lynn!!
lmao i would have died.. and of embarrassment becaues i would have told him.. imean the poor guy deserves to know his zipper is open! but tell him in secret like when hes at his desk.. not in front of the whole class haha.. awkward// yes.. but so worth the laugh :-)

GOd blessed the broken road, that led me straight.. to you!


By the way I think this advice thing is really cool and really sweet of you! ok so neway, I was walking to class one day and i see this really cute little freshman(i'm in 10th)and the reason i noticed him was b/c he looked like this guy from a tv show that me and my friend watch. so i go and tell her and i show him to her and she's like aww yeah he's really cute. so we kinda start this little obsession with him but not really we just thought he was really cute. So it was really freaky b/c the guy on the tv show that he looks like and him have the same name! so this goes on for a few monthes and we're like aww there he is, just kinda being silly. Well the kid starts to catch on...and to make a long story short he now thinks that i like him! which i totally don't #1 he's shorter than me #2 he's younger(which isn't always bad but in this case it is) and #3 we just wanted to be his friend and tell him he's cute! So now he acts all weird when i pass him in the hall b/c he thinks i like him...so what should i tell this kid w/o freaking him out, to clear this matter up...and i've never even said a word to him i just know abt what he thinks through a friend of his. I just want to be friends and tell him he's cute that's ALL! Thanx! (link)
haha thanks for the compliment! ok well if i were this kid, and there were girls that i saw talking about me all the time, then i would get the impression that they liked me, so its a normal reaction on his part. and a normal reaction to obsess over a cute kid who looks like someone famous. but you gotta set him straight and tell him that you really dont like him, you just lk his looks because hes like the dude from tv lol. so then be exactly what you want to be. tell him hes cute, and then be his friend!


When a boy gets dumped by a girl shouldnt he ummm take it like a man n just move on (lk yeah he can still have feelings 4 her) but now lk moop around n cry everyday 4 lk 2 weeks??!?!!?! lol (link)
haha well i guess every guy has a right to cry, but if hes doing it in public 24/7 for 2 weeks straight.. thats a BIT much..

lol ashley but for one person in particular, i know EXACLTY who you are talking about and he needs to get his act together and SUCK IT UP.




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