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so my dad is jewish. my mom is baptist. but me and my brothers were brought up jewish. i honestly dont believe the jewish religion and i told my boyfriend this and now he wants me to go to his catholic church with him. i dont know what to expect. i hear you have to go to the priest and get bread and wine and stick your tongue out. how far do i stick my tongue out? what do i wear? questions like that is what i need information on. if someone could help me out it would be greatly appricated. thank you

* I'm sure you don't hun, that's why they stung so bad. Wasn't it just the funnest? You can fool yourself and your boyfriend, and you can TRY to fool me, but you can never fool God. Haha. Ha.*



It's too bad you rated so low to such good answers. Blocking the truth out and hearing only what you want to hear. My, you'll make a fine catholic after all. Since you haven't done your communion, you're not allowed to eat the bread or drink the wine. Although no one will actually check who's fit for it and who's not, so you can sneak into the line if you get curious. It's not mandatory to stick out your tongue. You can take it from his germy hand if you don't want it touching your mouth. You'll sit there, pay up, sit there, kneel and pretend to pray, and then sit there some more, all in utter silence for two hours. You'll hear endless verses from the bible, countless sermons and testimonies, songs, and the total of how much money they've collected, followed by a reluctant applaud. Honestly, you're going from bad to worse. Like the last person said, it's not about religion, but spirituality. You really think God cares how you do your hair, or how much money you give the church, or where you go to worship, or even how many times you pray to Mary to free you of your sins? Do you honestly believe you need another man, who eats and lusts and poops just like you, to talk to God and have him listen for you? I could care less if you rate me a 1, as long as I'm not being a hypocrite.

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(Rating: 1) you wasted alot of time because i read 2 sentences and stopped. i honestly dont care about your opinion


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