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My name is Christine. I live in a popular town in The Caribbean island of Jamaica. I grew up in China, Texas (not a very popular town though) and then moved to Crystal Beach, Texas. We finally moved to Jamaica, and as i got older, i had to deal with the experiences of friends, teachers, school, family, mental illness, drugs, and others. I know a lot about sex, though not enough to get completely by, because i want to remain fresh until i am married. NO offence to others, because as an advice giver, i have no right to judge. I am catholic, (which is a denomination pf Christianity). I am part French, Indian, Spanish, and British. My mother was adopted, so i dont know the other side of me as much. I took my father's side more, and i am as you can say cajun which is mostly french. I look like i am American, though i can look like other races if i spoke the language. I really do hope you like my advice, i am very sweet, and experienced in certain fields, and I try to help my absolute best with anything you give me. If there is no happy answer or postive one, i will try to calm it down for you as much as i can. I am sorry if i fail to give good advice, but i try my best, Thank you in consulting my opinion, if you ask for my advice.
E-mail: lilgothicbiotch@hotmail.com
Gender: Female
Location: texas
Occupation: student
Age: 13
AIM: xxlunaxspikeyxx
Yahoo: yes i do now sweetybodeety@yahoo.com
MSN: yes i have msn lilgothicbiotch@hotmail.com
Member Since: May 20, 2006
Answers: 145
Last Update: October 25, 2011
Visitors: 10613


I need some smart come backs to my aunt when we come to her house and she verbally abuses me and my siblings calling us fat (we're a size double zero!) and other sutff!

I like one I got from hollister_lover09 saying, "and what did YOU look like when you were my age?"

some really smart ass comebacks would be great because she's picking on us and i know she's older then us and we're nto supposed to talk back but this is merely standing up for ourselves because I'm tired of just standing there, taking it in while a lot of guests are there and watching my siblings on the verge of tears. (link)
- no one really loved you when you were little, did they?

- how does making fun of us benefit you in life in any way?

- ah great have your "ten minute" pleasure... im sure since uncle (whatever his name is) died you need some more.

- i can lose the weight but you cant lose your evil heart.

- at least i still have my soul, who took yours?

- ah i guess you need to feel better about yourself.

- nice mirrors, try not to look in them, they might break.

*or if she ever gets new mirrors*

- nice ner mirrors, try not to look in them, they might break like the old ones.

- ah my eyes are burning!

- *sniff* i smell evil, dont you?

- the only reason ur not fat is because all of the calories you burn is from bitching.


Rating: 5
OMG those were fuking great! LOVE the last one, you rock!




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