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OK, onne of my closest bffl's is getting on my last nerves. She's always saying that she is getting more guys than me. GRRRRR, its driving me nuts. Just because she has a bigger chest than I do and atracts older guys, doesnt mean she gets more guys than i do, right? I dont know, all i know is that im tired of her always bragging. If she wants to act like a slut and bitch , fine. But what should I do about the problem. I DONT KNOW IF I CAN TAKE ANYMORE. Can someone PLEASE help me?!?!?!?!?!

Kso, first of all, the boys that are attrackted to her because of her chest are pervs, and do you want a perv as a bf? Didn`t think so. If you sad yes, then go give yourself a swirlie because you are a dumb little girl. Anyways, if you are still reading this, you do NOT want to date a perv. Good job. Ok, so no that we have established you do not want to date a perv, we can move on to the fact that your friend is retarded. Do you want her retardedness to rub off on you? So you can be a skank whore? didn`t think so. again, if you said yes, go eat your foot, becuse then YOU SUCK. ok, so if you are not feeding your foot to yourself right now, you are reading this and understanding that your friend is stupid and you should not hang out with stupid people...catch my drift? ok so, you should TOALLy talk to her and tell her how you feel, and if she says she`ll chnage then good! problem solved. but if she says she likes herself that way [or somethin of that sort] then you are better off without her. Understand?
Ok, so now go put some mustard on your foot & begin nibbling.


Hope i helped!

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(Rating: 1) OK, i didnt mean to give youn a really bad score, BUT LISTEN! I have been friends with her since 3rd grade! IM NOT GONNA THROW THAT AWAY! THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE!

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