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My name is Marissa, you may call me anything you like though, as long as it's not offensive, obviously.

I haven't been on in quite some time and I'm going to try harder to come on more.

If you have a question for me personally, just leave it in my inbox and I'll answer it as soon as I get it.

Just remember that everyone has something special about each of them, and if other people can't see that, it's their loss not yours.





"Your attitude determines your altitude."

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I hate where I live. The boys here are shallow, preppy, jerks with concrete for brains. I want a boyfriend really bad. Reccently, I've just been making up boyfriends because I feel so humiliated over the fact that everyone has one. Sure, there are boys here that like me and would date me in a heartbeat. And those boys also happen to be A.) Drug dealers, B.) Perverts/Nymphetamaniacs, C.)Pedophiles or D.) Immature Nerds that watch cartoons all day.

So I wanted to ask all of you- where did you meet your boyfriends? Where are places I should look to meet a guy? Without going on internet dating sites, do you have any sugguestions about how to find someone?

P.S. Yes I really want a boyfriend. It's not like I'm just saying this because everyone else has a boyfriend. I REALLY DO want one.

what's a nymphetamaniacs?


and you could go to the mall
or sporting events
maybe go to another schools dance if thats allowed
the movies
hmm that's all i could think of, good luck!

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(Rating: 5) Nymphetamaniacs are people who are obsessed with sex, and I seem to attract quite a few of those. Thanks.
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