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my friends and family say im fat and they always tease me about it when im only 103 lbs and am 5'3. I dont think Im fat but everyone else does. What do I do? (link)
Screw them! What a bunch of douchebags. Seriously there is NOTHING wrong with being over weight. Just ignore it because being fat is totally awesome. Did you know that the ancient egyptians used to like... worship fat people because that indicated that they were healthy and well-nourished? Anyways, they're a bunch of retards and if you don't like it when they call you fat then just tell them. If they have any sense at all, they'd respect your feelings.


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