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Q: my gf broke up with me acouple days ago and i cant seem to get over it. we were going out for a really long while and i really loved her and she just did it all of a sudden. can someone give me some advice to get over her.
Watch Citizen Kane. Before the end of the movie, make sure you have eaten 18 oreos, 9 whole and 9 just the filling. Dispose of the 9 'shells' in your neighbors pool during the end credits.

Works every time.

haha thx i'l try it

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