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I am on the yearbook staff this year - and need some help coming up with some superlatives. Here's my problem - I don't want things that everybody doesn't have a chance at such as "Best Dressed" Here's what we have come up with so far
Funniest
Sweetest
Best Hair
Most Creative
Most Outgoing
Most Athletic
Best Smile
Best Eyes
Most Likely To Suceed and
Most School Spirit
Any suggestions would be nice, but preferably not ones like "Most trendy" "Best dressed" and such because thats just demeaning..
"but preferably not ones like "Most trendy" "Best dressed" and such because thats just demeaning.."
You're correct about that.
Most Likely To Succeed and Best Hair happen to not be demaning however...
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I'm talking about something everybody has a chance at. Everybody was born with hair, everybody could really try to make good grades and such to succeed - but things like "Most trendy" well, what if you're not into the fashion thats going on right now, or you can't afford it? Same with best dressed...
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