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If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have better things to do? Is your life so emtpy that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with the authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want?Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masterbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned...
"Contrary to what your mothers and teachers tell you, you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We are all part of the same compost heap."
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last year i was new to my school i i met my best friend there. but now this year she dosent tellme anyhthing and dosent trust me she ignores me sometimes andwe get into alot of fight, she has new friends and she telles them her secrests but to me she dosent even tell me who her crush is i feel we cant be frineds anymore but me and her are realy close when we are getting along. what should i do? female 13
OH NO!! Boo hoo! She wont tell you her secrects probably because they're HER secrets! SO sad!!!!
Yeah umm....
She probably isn't telling you the secrets becase she doesnt have to tell you jack shit. You're just a friend, not a sponge to listen to her secrets and soak all of them in.
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omg do you even know how to make a good advice?
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