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If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have better things to do? Is your life so emtpy that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with the authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want?Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masterbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned...
"Contrary to what your mothers and teachers tell you, you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We are all part of the same compost heap."
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ok well me and my friend were in this fight thing and it wasnt even my fault but whatever i always have to appoligize and i called her and shes like well its about time you called to appoligize and its like wtf it wasnt even my fault to begin with so should i be mad at her for sayingthat now or should i just ignore it ?
Next time you see her, implant your first firmly on the side of her face. THat'll teach her to be a prick.
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If you're going to give me advice like this then don't even bother you should be banned.
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