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"Contrary to what your mothers and teachers tell you, you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We are all part of the same compost heap."
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I stumbled on your column in the Advice Section and just wanted to let you know how much I enjoyed your advices; it really made my day. It's nice to see something silly once in awhile ;)
Since I'm supposed to ask a question, here goes.
What would be some good indoor plants for my home? I know I'm a bit outta season to look for a houseplant so I'm looking for something that'll brighten up the house that won't die in a week.
Why thank you for such compliments.
As for the question, I'm not much of a plant person. But I had this awesome idea when I was younger that I would have a tree, a HUGE tree in the middle of my house. I'd build a tree house in it and have a bed in the tree house. That'd have to be a pretty big tree too, I mean, the tree I was thinking about was around 3 stories tall.
That'd be an awesome thing to acutally see happen. Aside from that, I have no plant ideas for ya.
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lol thats actually a good suggestion, I might be able to plant something outside rather than inside. I was thinking of planting tulips bulbs for this year but never got around to it. Oh well maybe next year.
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