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Okay I'm just wondering is there anyway or technique that you guys know of for like when you get embarrassed or something to make your face not get as red? Because it is so annoying, I'm not a shy person or anything I'm actually quite outgoing, but even when attention gets called to me sometimes my face gets red, or when I make speeches, things like that. Anyone know of any techniques or anything?! Please help. I'll rate high...
I have a good technique for a different color. I've seen it work a couple times before. Basically you just hold your breath for a really long time and you'll turn purple.
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