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tomorrow is 'decade day' at school and i need some ideas. so far i have a..black and white polka dot tank top and a longist black poofy skirt. i have alot of black high/low top converse..so would this make some sort of style from the 60's, or 80's?? i dont want to do the 70's because i dont want to be like a hippie. I also have a lot of jewelry of alot of types like beads or stars or black with stars..etc. same thing with bracelets i have alot fo those. So i just need to know if this is okay..and i need alot of suggestions because i wanna look cool!! Thank you guys!
-con*e
Wear a paper bag. Say you're a poor person living in Africa.
It'll check out, and you'll be the new trend-setter for your school. Albertsons bags are the coolest!
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africans dont have paper bags. and why dont u go hold some ducks' feet while your swimming
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