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I was walking to the store today and in the parking lot there was 2 girls and 2 boys I couldn't see them but the knew who I was and they kept saying stuff like Hey Brittany your ugly and Why don't you look over here you whore? I didn't look at them so maybe they thought it wasn't me but I'm f**king pissed cause I don't want to be made fun of tommorow.
What should I do??
You should find out their names, and beat them. Kick the guys in the balls, kidney punch the two girls. You should teach them never to talk down to you.
Punch them in the gut, uppercut the guys. Make them never want to mess with you again.
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That made me laugh.
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