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well......tommara is my first day in the 8th grade!! woopii!! im excited.. but the problem is that half of my skool is moving 2 a different skool becuzz they decided 2 move the skool border line things...well the line is on a road..that is about a mile away frum my house!!! and only pepl i no frum my elementary skool n sum other pepl r stayin but i donno who 2 sit with for lunch!! lmao.....and my best friend...i hate all of her friends....and they dont like me very much... (which is weird i no ...but me n my firend have been friends since... we were alive!) and another 1 of my really good friends has a lot of pepl i no...and i donno if i wood get along with them...but they seem really fun.... then ther is my cusiin......the most popular girl in skool...pretty much....shes that popular that last yr in 7th grade.. her boyfriend.. has anger problems..but her guy friends were flirting with her...the next day him and a friend brought a knife 2 skool and threatened the guyz... thank god she dumped him and he got expeled so0o yay!! but her friends...are all popular but ther all nice... so0 i donno... they all get... sorta sluty (they almost all r) so i have 3 choices nad i donno wat 2 take...im thiknin with my friend...with summ of thepeople i donno very well....but help!!! pleez! lol (sorry its so0o long lmao)

thanx bii

When people write unintelligently it really makes me not want to answer their questions. This would be one.

Stop writing like you're in the 6th grade.

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