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If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have better things to do? Is your life so emtpy that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with the authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want?Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masterbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned...

"Contrary to what your mothers and teachers tell you, you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We are all part of the same compost heap."





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im a 14 y/o girl and my friend just asked my other friend if he likes me and he said that he enjoys our friendship and is not sure about his feelings towards me but we could go out in the future. what the hell is he on about?

He's saying he doesn't wan't to go out with you at all.

Pretty what he said was no, impossible.

The whole "maybe in the future deal" is to not hurt your feelings as much.

Probably isn't going to happen. Find another one.

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(Rating: 4) thanks. he's really been pissing me offf lately.


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