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Whenever I'm alone, I keep thinking about how bad the world is and writing dark poems and stuff. Once I nearly cut my wrists with a sharp knife. Do you know any way to help me have a brighter outlook on the world? Thanks. -Elie

you could be less of a fag.
Get some friends.
Get a sex change, and get some bitches.


Or, you could just kill yourself and give everyone else a brighter outlook on life.

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(Rating: 2) Oh wow. That was helpful. YEAH RIGHT.
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