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hey, go to www.buddypic.com/profile.php?username=AlanTipert and read that profile. plus it has my super sexy body on it and not just that crappy old webcam pic. i'll copy the profile from there later.
Website: my BP profile, and my super sexy collage
E-mail: alantipert@hotmail.com
Gender: Male
Location: Suburbs of Atlanta
Occupation: Jock
Age: 16
ICQ: icq is so out
AIM: AlanTipert
Yahoo: soccerjockey1717 (rarely on)
MSN: alantipert@hotmail.com
Member Since: May 18, 2005
Answers: 9
Last Update: July 7, 2005
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my Boyfirend is a complete sex ADDICT! This is the first guy I have actually had true feelings for! I have known him since I was 7 and I have liked him since. We started goin out 3 months ago and we made out the first night. We have madeout countless times now and I SO LOVE HIM!but, he has boners all the time when I'm leaning on him. and he was kinda humping me last time we were makin out.TOday, he was askin me all these questions like, DO U LIKE IT HARD? DO U WANT TO BE ON TOP? I AM A VIRGIN CATHOLIC and i love him so don't say break up with him! I am only 14 and I don't want to risk pregnancy! (link)
well i'm gonna take a more typical guy approach than the other people. it sounds like you've only kissed him. yes, make it clear that you're not gonna have sex and your religion forbids protection anyway, but give the poor guy a break. he's got so much tension built up and he has to go home after you guys fool around and masturbate to release it. give the poor fool a handjob. and it he starts begging for that, tell him you'll stop (threaten). if he keeps begging or asks for more than you're willing to do (oral), send him home. i feel kinda bad for the guy. make sure the virginity issue is clear tho. i know you loved my advice but i'd like to hear you say it and rate me and stuff =)


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seriously..I hated you advice, but it was good




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