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Well, I'm not fat and that's what my friends tell me. Last year I lost a load of weight but the dress I have for the Spring Fling looks absolutely adorable on me when others and I look at it. It's just when I took a picture in it yesterday (not at the Spring Fling), I looked fat. My face was fat. My friend told me that the camera always adds a extra pound or so to you, but when I take other photo's with the camera's, I find that I don't like how huge my head is. Is it that huge. I want my pictures to be pretty . I don't want to look like a pig. So do I need to drop down to another ten pounds or do I not need to just loosen up. Is it the camera or is it me? Please, help me.

its you sweetie. cameras do add a few pounds but you probably dont look as bad as you think. loosen up. realize that only motha fuckas make fun of anyone for looking bad and that you really dont look like a pig. if any one messes with ya cuz you look 'fat' as you say (ill bet you dont) just kick thier ass. hope i helped lol

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(Rating: 3) "Kick their ass". Why would I tell people that . That is so mean. You need help and oh by the way, if you don't have a nice thing to say then do us all a favor. Don't write or say anything at all. But thanx for taking the time of the day to answer this question and have a nice day. Actually add plural to days because you need a lot of them to cure the sadness and attitude in your life.
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