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im a very good catholic. i really feel bad if i do so much as say oh my god. anyway. i have been sort of mastribating lately. when i get horny sometimes i use a fake penis to 'have sex'. is this sinning because i wanna know if i should stop doing this. please please please help (link)
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First thing I did when I read this, was laugh my f*cking ass off. First off, you're NOT having sex. Second, yes, it's a sin. No, I'm not catholic, but friends told me it is.
If you're going to talk about masterbation, at least spell it correctly.
Irony: What's the biggest thing that made me laugh REALLY hard when I read this the FIRST time, was at the first sentence "im a very good catholic." Yea, normally, a religious person is suppose to have virtue, no sin, morality, truth, and all those wonderful stuff. If you think you're so highly of yourself to say that you're "a very good catholic" then be modest as well. Wasn't modesty part of catholicism? Either way, I thought those people that are "very good catholic" doesn't get horny. They care about their studies on their little black book. Sorry that this is a terrible thing to say. I'm just having a shitty day myself. GOOD LUCK! *Forcing smile*
~SAM
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fuck you, i am a good catholic and just because ive done that 1 time or 2 doesnt mean im a bad catholic. go die. and jump off a few cliffs while your at it. asshole
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