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the girl wants to drag me down to the mall and get me a "whole new look" for prom, including contact lenses and i'm guessing that i will not come away with completely brown hair or my usual hawaiian shirt. The girl is totally bangin, but has not given me a definitive answer on prom yet.
I would love to take her to prom(and date her too), but is it worth my dignity? also considering i have to go on an army outing the day after it is supposed to happen. i think looking like a fairy would not earn me points with the sergeant.
-hitler the manly goat
I'm a guy. My advice is to do what you want. No seriously, it sounds to obvious and simple to be of any use, but think about it. If you want to be made over go for it, if you have reservations don't let her make you into something you aren't. Try to talk to her and find out what it is that she really wants. Is she embarassed by you? Is she genuinely trying to help you? Is it just a whim? This could be a sign of a much deeper and far more serious issue. If you can't ferret out what that issue is, you've got far worse to be concerned with than your sergeant.
By the way, no, historically sergeants are not big on men who look like fairies.
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hell ya dude, i have a synopsis of the fiasco that was today on my page. have an army day!-hitler
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