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Bwahaha, I've returned.

Yeah, that'd be the same freak FunnyCide and Napalm350Z used to talk to.

I'm older now.

I'm smarter now.

Yet for some reason, I feel like coming back to this place every once and a while. Hmmmm...
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My car, Linds, and I have been together for about a year and half. Well, I still like him and want to be with him. But, there's a problem. There's another car at Bob's Car Lot downtown that I tend to flirt with ALOT and he flirts back. I know that I don't like this car; I'm just extremely attracted to his looks. He's not a bad car or anything, he's actually pretty sweet and nice but Linds is so much more than that (hott too! :D). I always tell myself that I'm not going to flirt with him before class but of course I do.


Well, this past weekend, we were at the same party that Linds wasn't at and we almost wrecked. I stopped myself and I'm glad I did. I don't know how to stop this and I don't want to ruin such a good thing with Linds. I have no idea what to do. I try to stay away from him but it never works. Any help with this situation is really appreciated, thanks.

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You should drive your car around a lot more. Take him fast down some roads or something. Get him to rock-crawling up some hills or doing donuts in the Publix parking lot. Whatever it takes.... Give him high-octane gas and see if he accelerates better and if he has a better top speed. Always remember to give him a spin once a week to keep his engine in top condition. Never underuse the clutch or you'll wear him out, and try not to choke him too much. As for the other car in Bob's Car Lot, Just don't drive him. If you don't drive a car it won't ever remember you. If you really don't like him, pour water in his gas tank or something. That should slow him down a bit and he'll reconsider riding with you behind his wheel.


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Great! Thanks for the advice!!! bwahaha...water in the gastank...choking? I guess I should work on that.




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