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OY! wats up Jake the Snake here 2 personaly give u advice and help u w/ ne problems and plz dont b shy 2 ask nething. im always available so u dont need 2 wait long. im also single and like 2 flirt and i absoluttlet LOVE!!! makin people laff. its my thing. so if ur lookin for advice, 2 flirt, or a laff. im ur man. just a few things bout me:

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Siblings: 3 younger bros (one of them has autism)
Zodiac: Aquarius
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wants 2 be: marine biologist or herpetologist Sexual Experiance:none yet but i want my virginity gone ASAP! Sports: sk8bording, snowboarding, and baseball (which i suck at) someday id like 2 race in motocross Instrument: Guitar Fav Bands: AC/DC, P.O.D., Jimmmi Hendrix, SRV, Black Sabbath Fav Quote: "It is not out abilities thta show who we truly are, it is outr choices." chose wisley ;)

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has anybody been watching the news?? hurricane charlie... is it gunna b near miami?? i really dont think were prepare for a hurricane at my house... i dont think my dad wants to worry about getting ready for it cuz when we do it ends up not hitting us... wut do i do?? i have a dog that is only an outside dog. i think mayb we might b able to put him in the garage but its really hot in there. does anybody have any ideas for any of this?? charlie is already a catagory 1.

lock the doors the windows shut the garage get ur dog in the house no matter wat it takes and wateer u do....dont go outside. htis reminds me of a joke wen i was down at florida keys a hurricane was about 2 hit and they evacuated the keys and there was this one guy hoo wanted 2 stay bak and tie himself 2 a tree on the beach 2 proov a point and the point was that at 53 years of age he was in fit enough condition to withstand the winds and rain of a force 3 hurricane...alright(in a sarcastic way)....i sed 2 him its not THAT the wind is blowin, its WHAT the wind is blowin. if u get hit w/ a volvo, it duznt matter how many sit-ups u did that mornin. if u get a yield sign in ur spleen, joggin dont com in 2 play! lmao i hoped this helped well ne ways stay indoors and pray
Good Luck ;)

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(Rating: 5) thanks so much. lol. that helps. thanks for giving me sumthing to laugh at. :)


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