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Not much to say today. I only know I should be getting to bed because it's late. Oh snap. Here comes another calender day.

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Hi I'd just like to know why you are so insecure that you have to pretend that you are Alicia. I don't even know her, but I know that you aren't her. Her s/n is barbiegurl111111. This is the internet and you are pretending you be someone else thats wrong these people dont even know you, so you are getting fake compliments.. thats pathetic.. another thing, from viewing the REAL alicias website, shes not 17, shes 15, so next time you try to be someone else, get the facts straight because your now posing to be a peson that isnt even real.. the reason people like her is because she is herself, so maybe if you would be yourself people would like you too. You should be asking for advice not "giving it"

They want to be hip.

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What does Imao mean? I know what idk means but what does this mean? I try to answer questions but these abrevations get in the way of me understanding sometimes. Could someone tell me? Thanks in advance!
advice~gurl

Depends...

Laugh My Ass Off
-or-
Lick Me All Over

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is there any way to delete your answered questions from the "your questions" page?

I wish I could. Next time log off and then ask. :)

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I just found out today that I am a Level 1 Moderator =) =) I'm very excited but I think I am going out of town soon so I'm afraid they can take it away from me if I'm not active. Can my level be taken away at all?

Thanks so much!!

YAY! I was a level one mod, still am, but I can't rate because I was not active for a looong time. That could be a way, so, never stay unactive for a large amount of time. :P

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This is gonna sound so weird. I read this advicenators collumn, and it seems like he is the kewlest guy ever. At first i thought maybe he was like 20 something, but he's my age, and i don't know, the picture of him kinda just made me feel weird, but i am not a person who starts that kinda thing. What should i do?

Well, it's just the internet. Get a man that lives near you or goes to school with you.
Internet = fake.

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HELLO! now i'm getting just a teeny bit tired of no one rating me when i answer your questions. i mean, look at it this way, i put in a lot of effort to make sure you all have good answers and all i get is 12 measly ratings, DESPITE THE FACT THAT I HAVE ANSWERED 106 QUESTIONS. so 12/106 people rated me, that's kinda unfair isn't it? so i'd appreciate it, if before you asked me advice, you considered wether or not you're planning to rate me afterwards.

Pssh. Be happy for the ones you DO get. Does it really matter? If your here for only the rates, get a life. Sorry I was rude. But yesh. I haven't been active in a long time, so all my ratings went down to two.

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hey, i heard this song on the radio that i love. but i don't know who wrote/performed it (it was a woman though).
some of the lyrics go..
"i held your hand through all of these years"
Anybody know?
i rate

Whenever I don't know a song, I listen more carefully the next time I hear it, especially the chorus, and look it up on google.com. :)

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what does the song echo by trapt talking about it? what is the story behind it? like what is the point of it what does it mean....

This will be fun, I never heard of the song. :)

"Echo"

Close my eyes
Let the whole thing pass me by
There is no time
To waste asking why
I'll run away with you by my side
I'll run away with you by my side
I need to let go, let go, let go, let go of this pride,
(Asking why)
There is a problem going on, your running away, so no one can ask you "what is wrong?"

I think about your face
And how I fall into your eyes
The outline that I trace
Around the one that I call mine
Time that called for space
Unclear where you drew the line
I don't need to solve this case
And I don't need to look behind
Your thinking of someone, how you love them and "fell" for them.

Do I expect to change, the past I hold inside,
with all the words I say,
repeating over in my mind,
somethings you can't erase, no matter how hard you try,
an exit to escape is all there is left to find.
Your thinking about the past, probably ex's, and things that happened that won't go away.

Did my best. Probably didn't "nail" it, eh. :)

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I need some songs... any song would be good and who its by!!

AT SEVENTEEN (Janis Ian)
live to tell (madonna)
Nothing Compares (Sinead O'Connor)
bright eyes
smashing pumpkins
world looking in (morcheeba)
fly away (poe)
la oreja de van gogh


Oh so many, many songs! :)

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i need to know how to make a good peanut butter and jelly sandwich

iLjaG has it made!

What you will need:
-Get two slices of bread.
-Get peanut butter and jelly and bananas/apples.
-Get a knife (or spoon if you can't use one).
-Get a plate.

Steps:
-Put one of the slices of bread on a plate.
-Open the jar of jelly.
-With a knife (or spoon if you can't use one), dip it into the jar of jelly and spread it on the slice of bread.
-Do the same with the peanut butter.
-Now you can choose between bananas or apples.
-Pick one! (Or both)
-Cut the fruit into little pices are spread on the slice of bread.
-Do all of the above for the other slice of bread.
-When done, turn one of the slices of bread over and quickly on top of the other one.
-Pick up the sandwich.
-Eat it, swallow it, throw it at someone, whatever. :)

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What does idk stand for?

I don't know, do you?

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i know this isn't really important, but im doing a poll for summer school.. im not in summer skool, but were supposed to be doing this to get ready for our upcoming high skool year, and well here's my poll...

Bush?
or
Kerry?

moderators, plz don't rate this low, it's for skool, also please don't delete this Q!!!!

'Polotics', eh?

Anyway, I would never vote for Buch, with all that crap he has made. I feel sorry for the next presidet, if there is going to be a different one, because he will have to put up with it.

Bush is a no-no. I am so disappointed that a lot of people here said Bush. I'm not sure is they meant it, or just saying what their parents are saying.

http://www.bushin30seconds.org/
http://www.markfiore.com/

I'm 13, so I can't vote, but if I could, I would not vote for Bush.

I would write how I AM for abortions AND gay marriage...but these people wouldn't get it, unless they go back to U.S. History class.

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what does 69 mean cuz all my friends say it and im too embarassed to say anything

Oral Sex. In my opinion, it's just a (*) number. That's one way to remember.

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okay...i dont kno how to put a picture or make a cute backround if u know how please tell me ( i rate good)


confused idiot

Your a beautiful, confused idiot.

Your question is pretty much covered. :) I'm bad at HTML, anyway...that's two of us? Eh?

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I've messed up a lot...and I'm only 15. I'm not going to go into detail about all the mistakes I've made, I just need a way to deal with them. It's like their haunting my mind. I don't know how to deal with it, and I'm always putting myself down about them too. I'm only 15 what do I do? I know its in the past and I can't do anything about it....

We can also try to help you on those problems, if you ever feel like coming back.

Other than that, this is what I have to say:

If your problems are "huge", it won't be easy to just forget, and if you can't deal with them on your own, tell a trusted adult. Go get counseling. But don't try to put yourself down, because then, things only get worse, and you'll never get much going on for your future. It's better when your happy.

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Is there any way to get ride of a pimple FAST???
HURRY I NEED TO GET RIDE OF IT BEFORE FRIDAY!!!

Wash your face everyday.

- Hot water opens porous (sp).
- Clean / wash.
- Cold water to close porous.

I use "equate daily face wash." Different kinds for different skin.

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okay...me and my friend are addicted to stealing. when ever we go somewhere like to the gas station or clothes we steal. we always steal candy and we steal undies. we try to stop and we just cant it is hard. and it is uncontrolable! what should we do?

theives

There is a thing called 'camera.' Think of that next time.

Actually, it's hard to get rid of addictions, even when you know that they are bad, so maybe get some counseling.

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I'm a 15 yr old gurl and i'm in love with the show Lizzie McGuire. Its a disney show... made for like little kids. Am I totally retarded for liking this show? I dont know why I like it SO much but i realllllly do! I watch it everyday... twice a day! and I have a tape of all the recorded episodes which I watch a lot too. And of course the Lizzie McGuire movie too!!!!! I just cant get enough. I even cut my hair like hers (of course it looks better on her but whatev) please help i dont know what to do
Signed,
Confused Gurl

There are weird things about ourselfs that we might not like, or think it's weird. I find myself watching that show sometimes on Saturdays (which is today)...so meh.

One day, you'll be able to change the channel. Until then, watch all you want.

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if you were talking about your skin and spots and all that, what would you're 't-zone' be?

Like said, forehead, nose, and chin. Think about it, it's in a form of a "T".

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i have been tryin my best to give you guys good advice and i hope im doing a good job..but no one seems to be answering me back...does this mean im no help??...could someone help me and tell me how im doin??
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There should be a rating space in your column. A lot of people might not vote, but if you think your great, w00t. :) But if you think that's a pretty bad job, then maybe think about what your doing 'wrong', try to fix it, and then people might like you. :)

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