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this is not good at all. one of my best friends (lets call her Sarah but thats not her real name) i think is a compulsive liar. she lies about everything...or so we suspect. her cousin told me that a disease like that runs in her family. but she lies about everything. here are some of the things:
-she told me she got raped and went to court for it. one time she told me she went to court at 8:00p.m but court isnt open that late
-she told me she has a boyfriend but nobodys ever talked to him except on AIM (and she has 2 computers so it might just be her) and yeah, she gave us a picture of him but its weird because i found the exact smae picture on BuddyPic and the names didnt match up
-when i talk to her on AIM she always says i feel so sick im gonna go make myself throw up im anorexic
-she told me she had a signature of somebody famous that i really like and she said i could have it. then next day she came in with it and it looked NOTHING like the real signature and it looked like her handwriting

there are more things but im just too stressed out. i DO NOT want to talk to her about it because one of my other friends confronted her about the lying and she almost commited suicide. she's really scaring me. she lied about getting RAPED...or so we THINK cause its not 100% sure. i tried to talk to my best friend about all this cause he knows whats going on with Sarah, but he told me that he belives her about all this because nobody else will. its freaking me out...a lot. i love her so much and i dont want to lose her. but i cant believe anything she says! and im afraid that if one day something bad really does happen, im not gonna beleive her. what should i do? PLEASE HELP! i have more info if you need it...just ask for my email.

say you beleive her because it kinda sounds like she is doing this for attention
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My brother's friend Dan is wicked hott! and he always shows off his stomache to me and stuff when hes at my house. we flirt a little. He even was goin to beet up a kid that was being mean to me, him self. i really like him, and he may like me. the thing is that he's my brothers friend and hes 2 years older than me. would i be betraying my brother or would he even care?

you are definitly betraying your brother- but he'll get over it sooner or later. he'll betend he doesn't mind for a while but it will tick him off a bit. i wouold go for it with him and two years is not that big of difference
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ok there is this guy...and i fell in love with him..but then he was really bogus...im not gonna tell the whole story..but lets jus say he "cheated" he told me he was sorry and i forgave him but then he did it again...ive been thru a lot of shyt because of him...should i forget about him? or forgive him adn give him one last chance?

i would forget about him if he said he was sorry in the frist place why would he do it again.
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ok theres this guy who ill call steven(not his real name) but i met him in this crazy people place.. i was in there for being suicidal...he was in the for doing drugs "cocaine and marijuana" i dont care about the marijuana..but im not a big fan of coke heads...hes been free of it for over a month now..and im pretty sure hes done with both..should i forget about his past and move on...or should i just forget about him and move on to someone new no matter how hard it is?

forget about the past and move on with him
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i no this is stupid but, what the heck is a condom?

a condum is what you put over the guys penis when you are having sex so you wont get pregnant
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If someone eats you out, will you get an orgasm?

you can but you may not
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yeah i tried that but it didnt work. i also have a song in my profile. are u not allowed to have 2 things? i dunno i sat here for like 30 minutes tryin to figure it out but nothing worked so i just gave up.. but thanks! if u have anymore suggestions just reply back

you are not allowed to have music on your column because you could get kick out but thats how i did it! sry
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How did you get your cursor thing of the smily face on your profile?

i went to starlightmks.com, and then you click enter site, then on the left you will se all these stuff look for cursor's then click it, then pick the one you want, highlight it then copy it, now you go to advicenators.com, and hit profile settings go down where you describe your self skip a line the paste the text there, then hit submit, then it should sow up on your column!
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ok well this is something that i have already told my mom, and she said that she gets that to sometimes, but there is nothing that she can say that will stop it... but i really think there is something i can do! ok so here is the problem: i know that you get a little bit of white stuff that comes out "down there" but i always get ALOT of white "gunk" down there, it is always al over my underwear, were i have to wipe it out, because it smells, and i also get this irritation almost irritated pain down there to! is there any thing that i can do to treat it? i dont think it is a yeast infection though... but any help...thanks in advance!

i would to talk to a doctor about it see what he says!
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Me and my boyfriend have been havin sex for about 10 months now and before him i had only slept with 2 people. Out of all the times i've had sex, I've never had an organsim. Is that normal? I mean don't get me wrong, it feels really good, but sometimes after about 20 or so minutes it feels the exact same and it gets a little old. But I still like it. Is there anything i could do to change alla that? i mean i wanna have orgasims, i wanna know what they feel like, i just cant seem to get there.

maybe try different positions
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is it safe to have sex with my wife when she is pregnant?

yes, but i wouldn't because i think you are risking the baby's health
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I took like a week break from gymnastics and now I am going back tomorrow with a bunch of cuts on my wrist because I slit my wrists a few times over the week. I didn't think I was going to go back to gymnastics and I'm still not sure but I might and everyone will see the cuts and they're going to wonder what they are. I don't think they will believe it's from my cat. What should I say? I can't wear bracelets or anything over them that is noticable because we're not supposed to. Help!! How do I hide them?

Well since i am a gymnast to i would wear a long sleeve leo, or if you dont have one i would wear make up over them.
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alright, my friend is gettin really paranoid. he keeps thinkin that there might be "side effects" from masturbation. he's 15 and he says he's like addicted to bangin himself. so are there any "side effects" from too much masturbation? if so, what are they?

thanks

there is absolutly no side affects to masturbation
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Well, My friend and i are both 13 years old and girls. I asked my best friend if she would like to experiment again and she didn't mind. I was wondering could there be a possibility that she likes me or just likes what we did together because when i asked her she said it was no problem, but she also added we shouldn't do it too often , (Nothing "below the belt"). If it is normal does anyone out there know anything else we can experiment with each other above the belt and below. I'm also wondering is it common for me as a African American girl to be experimenting with my Polish American bff? I rate high. Holla back!!

Yes she could like you but i would just stick to "experimenting"
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like a week ago my boyfriend and i were messing around and i gave him a hand job (he put a condom on) and while i was giving him a hand job he was holding his penis and then when i was done he fingered me and my period hasnt started yet but ive been having cramps lately and i usually get cramps but could i be pregnant?

no you cant be unless you had sex with him which you didn't
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I just moved to this new school. The problem is I still like this other boy from my old school. i know i may never see him again... but i still like him and i'm the only one who knows it. What should i do?

i think you should try and move on with your life and try to find a cute guy at your new school
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how can i make sure that my girlfriend that lives 300 miles awya will never wanna leave me?

you will just have to trust her and maybe if you call her alot you will feel better about it
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My stomach kinda pops out. Its mostly at the top and i was wondering if there was any way to make the top (right below my breasts) smaller? i can lose the fat at the bottom, but the top isnt changing.

maybe if you try some excercise. or go fitted for a bigger bra if that only happens with your brs on.
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Arite everyone, i was able to last about a week with out looking at porn but just like 20 minutes ago, i cracked and i couldnt handle it. a week is probably the longest time ive ever been able to do it. But i still need help

porn is not that bad. a lot of people look at it all the time. they also get paid to do that so dont feel so bad sbout it
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this question pertains mostly to girls

alright f/15 here i was just wondering about how long can u masterbate without totally exploding? like for me im usually only masterbating for like 10-30 seconds and i want it to last longer!please answer back@

do it slower!
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