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well i got this idea from courtney weycamp, but the main reason i made this is because ive been through ALOT of things in my life- and i wanna help other people anything from guys/girls to family i dont care just tell me and i'll try to give you the best advice!
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Location: East Grand Rapids
Occupation: student
AIM: vballchica0011
Member Since: June 14, 2005
Answers: 135
Last Update: December 5, 2005
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Haha even though this is not advice i just thoguht u should know that the guy i have been likeing finally likes me back!!! (link)
haha i know oh well, aww thats good!


your very pretty:) (link)
aw, thank you!:):)


ok, so i met this girl online that lives in another state and i realy got to know her and her friends and everything. i really like her and she likes me to. it would never work so what do i do! (link)
umm if you met her onlnie thats a little sketch but um jusdt try to stay good friends with her i guess!


well, my penis is so big, it cant fit in my girlfriends vagina. i dont know what to do, i want sex, but i want her too. i dont want my huge penis to get in the way of the relationship though. please help me (link)
hahah ahhh thats funny


I went to a fast food restaurant (we'll keep the restaurant confidential) and i ordered more food than (i thought) i could eat. About half way through the meal i noticed I was full, but then i thought of all the starving people in the world and i didn't want to waste any food, so i decided to eat the entire platter. When i got home, i could feel my digestive system taking its course of action...and thats when i realized that i had a severe bowel movement in the near future...it was gonna be a GROWLER. When i got home, i hastily ran to the bath room, and i almost missed the toilet. I could feel the defecation sliding down my legs and i almost puked! After i shoved that massive log out i felt much more releived, but only for the moment. After completing my business, i went to flush that awful waste down, but noticed that the log, which consisted of many chunks of corn, was wider than the pipe! Like clogging the toilet is completely normal and (relatively) easy to fix, but laying a stink nugget thats bigger than the pipe is distustingly unnatural.
I tried flushing it a couple times with the hopes of a miracle, but they were all unsuccessful. Currently the vile excretion is still in the toilet, and my house is starting to smell. I've thought about going after it with a shovel or tongs, but i thought it would be wise to ask the advice master first...a true advice master will help people out no matter how corny (haha get it) their predicament is. (link)
im sorry...hahahah thats DISCUSTING ahhhhh gross grosss GROSS


ok, so my parents recently got devorced...and my dad met this girl on the internet! they've been dating, i met her and evrything, but it just seems so weird! i'm afraid their gonna get married soon, cuz my friends dad also met a girl and got married soon after! what should i do??

devorce sux (link)
my mom and dad were divorced too, its hard i know! my mom has a boyfriend and im kinda worried about the same thing, but talk to your dad about it because he needs to know how you feel about it..its hard but talk to him and its for the best that you do it before its too late!:)


hey bailey its kimmie! u are such a good friend and in yearbook! haha we would always help eachother with stuff and i hope we have classes together next year! i love you bae!

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hey! aww thanks kimmie i love you ur such a sweetheart, hs is gonna be sweeet! xoxox


Well i heard that you can get shampoos that straighten your hair in the shower.. i just want one that will make my waves less wavy, because i doubt they have one that will make your hair completely straight, so if anyone knows of any good straightener shampoos, can you tell me?? Also tell me where you got it. thanks (link)
okay well there arnt many shampoos that striaghten your hair since in the shower your hairs still wet, your better off with a product, and if your looking for an inexpensive one you can get like pantene ones or garnier ones at places like target!:)
hope i could help!


i feel bad for how gay the people are asking questions on this thing..i read a few of them and about shat my pants they were so gay. for real read what you guys are saying you are too young to be gay like this..peace niggas! (link)
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hey bailey

okay..so im in ur grade..and i go to ur school....so this summer..ive done some stuff with guys..ive give 2 hand jobs and one felt up my shirt..i feel like a slut...and like i like doing it..even though were not going out..is that a bad thing? (link)
hey..umm first of all, i mean its summer and i guess its like, girls are expiramenting and stuff so keep that in mind you arnt the only person, but knowing how judgey people in our grade can be i wouldnt tell a whole lot of people, rumors can start and it gets like BAD but if you like the guys then i guess it isnt that bad of a thing..but IM me if you need anything else!:) vballchica0011-derr thats how you got the link to this


when my friends seem to say something or do something not nessisarily good, i seem to tell them, but i feel like im telling then how to run there life. what should i do? because when it happens i dont' want to tell them not to do it but it kinda makes me feel uncomforable...
aka its nothing sexuall (link)
well if its harming them, as a good friend you should politely tell them and they may or may not accept it, but just know that your doing the right thing:)


hello... this is the magic 8 ball speaking... bailey has red hair... and the brown abercrombie sweater i want.... what should i do?
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yeah i'm pretty funny.. and that's pretty ugly (link)
helllo kelly:)


I dont kno wat to do....theres this guy, and i told him i liked him but then again theres sumtimes when i just dont like him and i loike this other guy..i kno for a fact that 1 of those guys likes me...wat should i do (link)
choose who you like yourself around more and who makes you smile and who you really like alot


Ok, so theres this guy hes umm older and he lives in a differnt state and i see him every summer, i like him a lot and he likes me, and im willing to like not cheat on him or anything and really be comitted but like i just dont know if he would do the same... i trust him and everything but i dont know, should we go out or not? (link)
yeah, if you guys love each other then go out and if you trust him and if you guys can see eachother in the school year, but it might be too much to handle if you cantr see eachother


im in need of a new screen name and i have no clue with ideas!i like the color pink..im in dance and poms..i have blonde hair and green eyes..im preppy and spoiled..i have a guy in my life im crazy about! well theres a few things about me! can you please help me!? thanks a bunches! (link)
ummm i dont know sorry


haha bailey ur dope and i really dont know wut to write so who do you like??????????? (link)
HEY hmmm idk who i like and you are dope too:)


i met someone not long ago like about a week and ago and i already like this person and we hung out and became really sweet friends but do u think its to much if i told this person im starting to like them after only this week??? (link)
yeah ,you might want to get to know them better before you rush things


ok.....Well i like someone but that person is a grade older then me but i really like her and we can talk easily and stuff and sooo funny and everything...sooo i need help should i tell her i like her or what?? (link)
okay well tell her you like her, and say im sorry im a little embarreseed because imyounger bercause she will think its cute
love you forever! i dont know you!


in your profile it said C is for Crunk, and so that's why i asked if you drank. b.c otherwise that is pretty dumb (link)
ohh alright


Bae...what happens when you got someone a SWEEET build-a-bear, but you wanna keep it for yourself because it's sooo cute...but you're giving it to your friend with a birthday party that day? HAHA, jk. you're going to love it!

-Anyomous

ps. i wonder if this will ACTUALLY show up unlike my little 5 minute message and my other advice thing that was long... (link)
HAHA tessa:) i loveee you and im pumped for tonight you cutie patootie!




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