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Hey im 13 and its me again that wrote the last thing on kkk i'm black and they dont stop wut should i do now i mean i burn as in i want to be the shit out of 1 of the kids with a bat or just stab him with scissors in my hand i dont no but thats how im feeling like i want to slit his throat and hes being gay so wut do i do how should i manage the anger that is burning inside

i would tell sumone~! maybe an older brother or sister~! GET THE ANGER OUT~!..or tell a parent so this shit stops happening~!better yet talk to the ids who are saying shit~!

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ALLISON KEMP..WHAT SHOULD I DO IF U GET EVEN SEXIER

if that made n e sence..
love--nora!

hahahhaah nora i love u~!

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hey alison!! im 14 n im just wonderin if u think a long-distance relationship is bad @ this age! xoxo thanks

yeah it is~! actually i think a long distance relationship is stupid no matter wat age.. i mean ur never gunna see the person?..wats the point?

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So for homecoming me and my friend are both wearing black cha-cha (they poof out at the bottom) dresses with red cherries on them. Mine is a tube top and her's is a halter.
I have a bit below shoulder length straight dirty blonde hair and bangs, along with pale skin and blue eyes. How should I do my hair and makeup, and anything else? Exspecially what should I do with my bangs for an updo thing.
She has a bit above sholder length frizzy/kinda curly light brown hair with thinner bangs then me. She's a bit tanner then me but not much and has brown eyes. How should she do her hair and makeup, and anything else?
P.S. We're going to a hair salon to do our hair.

i think u shud put ur bangs to the side.. that wud be cute...umm makeup try bronzer and brown eye liner and a brown shinny eye shadow to bring out ur eyes.and ur friend....umm ur friend can use bronzer too..she shud wear blakc eye liner and a white ceramy eye shadow to bring out her eyes too.. or use a brown thats was i use...since her hair is frizzy get it straightened..and have her bangs to the side too...~!SOUNDS CUTE~! TELL ME HOW IT TURNS OUT~!

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hi alison, i go to AHC and im a freshman and i know you, we're in the same advisory, and i have a huuuuuge crush on you. i know you like guys and all but i heard that you've made out with other girls before. id love to make out with you just to know what its like. im sorry if this is embarassing, but i thought id let you know. thanks for all of your help. bye

i see. well who are u newayz...?

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well you see, i have a very bad problem. i am only 13 and i am a prostitute. grown men have their ways w/ me. i live a double life where i am a sweet boy on one side, and by nite my butthole is ripped open by truckers. what shood i do.

u got problems~! Stop living the double life~! ITS MESSED UP~!

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I have this problem I keep getting boners during times i shouldnt please help me wat sould i do

lol well that sux~! i think ur just at the time when u cant control it~! just tell the mayor of ur town to chill

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there was an incedent tht happened, so i live with my dad, i havent seen my family in year and when i get htere they kick me out of their own wedding, so i was invited to be rejected , but i dont want to let my family go. we usued to have the best time gong to kings dominion and stuff and now they dont even want to talk to me ne more. like i seriously for once do not want to do and i want to be good friends with my family like who wouldnt but now its so different.

well is there a reason for them to hate u ?..they shudn't im sure ur a great guy.. i mean u cant change there idea of u. i wud just show that ur sry for wat u did(if u did sumtin).. and maybe talk to them and ask them wats up..i really dont know wat to say thats a tough one~! maybe ask ur rents~! Hope i helped~!

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hey im 13, and ive really like this guy for a long time. I know that he has liked me for a while and then all of teh sudden after telling me he liked me he asked someone out and their STILL GOING OUT !!! its driving me crazy !!! its been like a month and half now i and she doesnt even like him !!! anyways... now its lke we're not even friends anymore ( we never talk like on the phone or online) ..... i know im only in 8th grade but i still feel like hes "the one" for me.. what should I do ?

heyy~! i have been in ur situation when i was ur age.and i stil am .. the best thing is to let him know how u feel, and let him know wat hes missing gurl~!just be honest about how much u like him.i wudnt saying too much about his gf not liking him because he might think ur just saying that to piss him off.so keep it simple but show him how much u like him~!Hope i helped~!

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WOW I sweat this girl allison kemp so bad i mean i dont know wat to do shes just so damn cool and hott wat should i do

hahah not even going to answer that question~!

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i have a crush on a girl named alison kemp what should i do???

im alison kemp~!..lol..im thinking u shud probably talk to me .. lol

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hey...i saw this sophmore in the beginning of this week and i think shes hot right..i never seen her with any guy yet but i saw her talking to them a lot tho. how will i ask her out without getting introuble with her bf if she has one? and u gotta help me out on approaching her....give me some advice.

and how will i ask her without getting bitch slapped...u know?

heyy hun~! aight well i wud try aproaching her when shes not around guys... ask her wat her deal is .. if shes single or not.. then get to know her ...and maybe later ask her out... dont rush it like when u first meet her ask her out.. it wont work like that..get to know her first..well hope this helped.tell me how it goes sweetie~!

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hey im 13 and a girl. my bf and me have been goin out for 2 years now and hes sayin he wants to have sex. im really horny like all the time and weve alredy done everythin but sex, and i kinda wanna do it cause i LOVE the way things feel *down there* and in the other 'hole'...but people always say i shouldnt. i dont see why not. i havent had my first period yet so we wont need a condom or anything. what should i do?

wow!~ sweetie u shud definetly not.and even though u havent had ur period u can still get pregnant~!..its possible. im thinking u dont really know much about sex~! really really think aboUT THIS~! okay maybe u have down everything else but keep it PG-13~!lol ..ur WAY TOO young to have sex or to be even thinking about it~! and plus the relationship shud be more then just sexual ya know?

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Their is a girl i really like at my school but i dont no how i should approach her about it... Should i just go and ask her out or do somen... i mean ur pretty hott and prolly have been asked many times...

i think u shud try to talk to her..get to know her and wat shes about..maybe ull guys end up going out..ya never know~! GO FOR IT~!start the conversation simple,but dont come off too strong~!

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i kno this sounds cheezy and all, but i just started hs and im taking practically all honors classes. i thought i cud handle it, and i hav been, its just ruining my social life in a way. I feel like i cant do anything outside school cuz my hw is weighing me down. Also, its making me more depressed and stressed how i cant talk to ppl or friends for long at all...and on top of it, i find myself being such a butt around others cuz im so stressed!...yet i dont wannna drop any classes cuz the teachers and ppl in the classes are great! its just all the freakin' hw!!! haha well, anyway, what should i do?

hey~! im really sry about schooll...but i promise it will get better..and later on in the year u will learn how to manage ur time and handle all the work. try to plan out each day and study for a certain amount of time.and then ull have time for friends family and ur social life~!keep updating me on how schools going, i'd really like to know~1 hope everything works out~! just dont stress too much about it and it will get better~!i used to feel the exact same way and i got better now i manage my time. and i have time for friends family and my social life on weekends~! it was really hard for me because i had practice 4 times a week 4 hours a day, i still do. its hard sometimes but i get through it~!

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I'm 13 and i was wonderin wut should i do if people at my skool keep puttin there hands like they r in the kkk should i still be their friends or should i do the same thing back like im a black panther

kkk is wrong~! defiently dont join in because they may think its cool~!..be ur own person and tell them to stop~! maybe if u say something ppl will follow~!

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i got a serious problem...im having trouble er....umm....using the microwave, what the hell am i supposed to do, no hot pockets, no chicken tenders, NO NOODLES, theres this random plug sticking out the back of it, do i do anything with that? im so confused

im not about to answer that~! ur probably kidding newayz~!..if not thats sad~!

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okay well i have this friend and shes probably the *PRETTIEST*, *FUNNIEST*, *SWEETEST*, *BEST* friend i could ever have...but sometimes when i burp i do this thing where i play a color and well i think shes all jesus oriented because i said purple and she said jesus...and then this other time she pretended she had a penis and got "EXCITED" i think shes a little weird? WHAT DO I DO??

signed - bailey who has a loser friend named alison

HAHAHHAHAHAH BAILEY I LOVE U~! BFF!@

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hey im 13 an a guy. 1 of my best friends has been annoyin the crap out of me lately an all of our other friends because he talks so much trash an is always cuttin people down. me an him r the biggest an strongest kids in the grade so no 1 ever stands up to him.hes always sayn how he could beet me up so i think i should fight him because i think we would be better friends. this is more ov a guy question tho. if i fight i think all the competition between us would be squashed. do u think i should fight him

ok yeah that kinda is a "guy" thing..but like thinking ur the toughest guy or the biggest guy is shit.. like seriosuly its not everything..ok u maybe be the biggest butppl talk shit. u may want to fight him .but hes prob a pussy adn wont fight u~!..but w.e~!just fighting him wont prove anything~!
HOPEFULLY I HELPED~!

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