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1. Evil Laughing Penguins will someday rule the world
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4. Goths are just like preps but in all black
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ok i hav had a bf for almsot 2 months now but ive been friend wid benefits with him for lyke a yr....well hes really causes alot of problems....he started smokin weed bout a month ago n then he told me he quit lyke 3 weeks ago n we wer surpose to go see a movie last frieday n he backed out last minute bc he had no money bc he blew it all on weed...so he lied to me bout quiting and he can never go newhere with me n emore bc he always spends his money on drugs. dont get me wrong when he isnt lyke this he is s0o gr8....but hes stopped calling n stuff n always has excuses and always backsout of our plans or will b lyke o ill callu bak n let u kno if i can go n then hell never call back....well heres the deal my brother plays soccer and theres this guy on his team named rafael....and omg he is so cute...so i told my bro to tell him wassup sexy LOL at practice....n he DID and ever since...rafael n me always stare at eachother n make eye contact with eachother at the games....wer both 2 shy 2 talk to eachother...but last game he told my brother to hook me n him up!!! he sed he wants to get to knno me n stuff...so today b4 my bro left 4 his soccer practice i was like tell rafael i wanna hok up with him 2...and so he did and rafael called my bro n then my bro gave him mai cell number n he just caled me!! it was my furst time talking to him!! hes soooo sweet! he was like ur brother tells me stuff (like that i like him n stuf) n i was like o ya lyke wat he was like go ask him n i was like i will later n then rafael was like just 2 let u kno i think the same about u.....i wa slike omg and i started blushing...hes so sweet and he actually calls when he says he will unlike my boyfriend...rafael is gonna call m tomorrow! well....idk wat to do....should i dump my boyfriend who i really lyke (but lately hes been a real ass) and take a chance n get with rafael? or wat do i do? bc it wouldnt b fair 2 rafael to be gettin with him if i hav a man,.... (link)
Dump your bf even if u didn't have rafael! HE DOES POT! Dump his ass and go out w rafael


okay.... i have a crush... well more than a crush on this guy. He is so so nice and really good looking. he has the best abs and body. The only hook to this awsome guy is he's...well.. my brother. What should i do? Should i tell him my feelings or should i keep it hush, hush?

Please Help Me.

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Keep it hush hush. Maybe u only think u like him cuz he gives u love. Trust me if i every thought that way about my bro id shoot myself


I absolutely love Christmas! I absolutely think its the bets time of year, and i begin celebrating it around the begining of november. Christmas goes by soo fast, why wait to decorate and listen to Christmas music and begin the christmas cheer? I feel like i'm the only one who feels like this..is there anybody else?? (link)
i feel the same way. i would be celebrating it right now if people wouln't think im phycso! Ive already started my list (NOT THATS ITS ALL ABOUT THE GIFTS)


I meet this guy at my best friends school dance. We danced and talked, and he seemed pretty cool so i gave him my number. Well a day later he texted me on my phone to say hi and to just see what i was doin that night. We haven't actually talked on the phone yet, but it has only been 3 days since i met him. Should i call him, or wait to see if he calls me?

And if i do call, what should i say??????? (link)
Yes the rule only says you have to wait a day! So go for it. For starter say Hi (duh)then talk about the dance and when ever it gets quiet say "akward silence"


ok theres this teacher at my school lets call him mr maning well neways one day at school he asked me to stay after to do some make up work which i didnt no i had ne make up work!!

so anyways we went into his classroom and sat at a table and he sat next to me. he started scooting his chair closer to me and then started rubbing my leg and dumb old me i wore a mini skirt with a thong on that day

so THEN he easily took off my bottoms and started fingering me!! he goes do u like it? and i said ya bc i didnt no what to do! plus it felt kinda good then we got on the table and i started givin him head and HE had an orgasm!!

then he took out a condom THANKFULLY and slipped it on and started effin me!!!! and i was on my period that day!!!! earlier he took out my tampon newayz then the condom snappen in half and he kept on goin!!!

he took my virginity and maybe even gotten me pregnant and it was at school with a 26 year old teacher who i have to face everyday!!!!! what shud i do?

PLEASE DONT DELETE THIS I REALLY NEED HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I RATE REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALY HIGH!!!!! thx a bunch!!!!!!!!!!

signed,
future mom?? (link)
First off what the hell were you thinking telling him you like it? Now after your already pissed off at me for saying that Tell Your Mom. Go to a docter and then the cops then your principal. Tell them wat happed and they will hell u figure it out.


my friend richard is really cute but has a girlfriend well we went to a kickback and he got me drunk aswell as his self well when he was drunk he tried to take advantage of me he didnt get to but he did finger me and stuff lets just say we did 3rd base he doesnt remember what happened and my friend told me he keeps asking me if i remember what should i tell him? should i be mad? should i 4 get it? (link)
if he keeps asking then he no something happened or someone told him. You should tell him it will make you and him feel better.


There is this person on here that keeps harassing me beacause of my user name. I've explained to him/her that it's just a username but s/he mail me again to antoganize more. THis is an advice collumn and I'm getting mails in my inbox every day from the same person who never leaves his/her name. I'm getting annoyed, whoever it is they are not asking for advice. What should I do? (link)
First take a good look at your user name. Can it offend anyone? I fit does maybe you should chane it. If not block this person if you don't have their name talk to who ever is in charge! Hope i helped.


ok, well, i was babysitting the other night for these people and they were each going off to do their own thing. well, the mom left first, and the dad was supposedly leaving pretty quickly after, but instead he hung around for awhile. i was like, ok, um..why am i here if youre gonna sit around? well, i soon found out. he wasnt going anywhere. he put his kids in thier bedroom while i was cleaning something up, and he came up behind me and started grabbing me. he told me that if i yelled, hed kill me. well, i punched him where the sun dont shine and he let me go, but im sure that if i hadnt got away, he would have attacked me. but now i dont know what to do. he didnt rape me or anything, so should i really tell someone about it? all he did was grab me. they cant put you in jail for that, can they? im just wondering what i need to do about him....im supposed to go babysit again next week, and i cant exactly tell her why i dont wanna do it..so...HELP PLEASE (link)
You have to tell her abnd the cops that was sexual harassment and he better be put in jail. Also ask her if there was ever any other babysiters who quit. Don't go over to her house alone, only with an adult.


i wanna know whats da differents between puppy love or love? (link)
puppy love in whyen to puppys are in love. No im just playing. im in puppy love with my bf right now i get all giggly and flirty and love to spend time with him but love is different. Love is when you can talk with your man till 1 in the morning about nothing or something or no that he's the one you want to lose your verginty with or don't give a damn what your friends say about him. He what you want and wpouldn't leave him for Orlando Bloom. Hope this helped.


I moved to Colorado, and i lived in cali, and i dont like colorado what should i do? . . .my parents are bungholes and i think im kinda stuck wit em, whats da best way to meat new peoples when u move? (link)
hey it's not the end of the world. i moved from Ohio to Florida and i have tons of great friends here. First take a walk in your neighbor hood and see if there are any kids your age then at school just say hi im blank i just moved here. it's not hard at all.


I'm 15/f. Ok, so my sister recently had her Bat Mitzvah and a ton of family cane up. So this one family, who is related because their mom is my mom's cousin, and their dad is my dad's friend (before they were married), and their kids are my 3rd cousins. Well they have two kids, one whho is my age and didn't come to the Bat Mitzvah, and one who is 13, 8th grade. So this kid came over to our house after the party with a ton of my other friends, and we all had a blast. The problem, what if i like him? I don't want to because many people will find it gross. I know it's not incest because sometimes first cousins don't even count as incest. Also the fact that he is two years younger. Some people find that really wrong. The next time I'm going to see him is at his Bar Mitzvah at the end of November. I don't know what to do. We had a great time together, and my friend wanted us to "hook-up." But I don't think he hates me, i think he thinks I'm kind of cool. When we were surfing vodeo clips he kept saying, "I think you'll like this one" I mean, if feels like he would be perfect if he was my age and not my 3rd cousin. Are these feelings gross or weird? What should I do? please help. I'll rate. Sorry it's so long. (link)
Sad thing is he is your cuzin and 2 years younger. It's gross. Find a new man or boy since you like um younger.


ME and my boyfirend are planning to get married next year and he's in Alabama and i'm a way in job corp (like school) well he was away for awhile and this other guy came i didn't want a relationship i just wanted to ....you know! well we did and i didn't want any strings attack now he's stocking me and i fell bad should i tell my boyfriend or keep it to myself i still love him more than anything And i know it was wrong. And as for the other guy he's fallin in love with me and i can't stand him. (link)
first off your spelling is bad (so is mine don't worry) Anyways tell your new guy that you were just in it for the sex and that he needs to stop following you. Then the hard part...tell your man the truth. Tell him everything(except for how good it was, it hurts there pride). If it was ment to be than he'll understand if not arn't you glad you didn't get married.


Okay, right now I am having a problem with my man, and I have these two best friends. They have always been right about my guyz in the past…but now, one is getting the “I warned you” vibe while the other is getting the “He loves you, Go for him!” vibe. They both know as much as I know…and they both know him as well as the other knows him…yet one is getting a good vibe and one is getting a bad vibe. I don’t know which one to listen to, cuz I trust both of them with my life…yet…they both know me as good as the other…so what am I supposed to do? I am so lost and confused. HELP ME PLZ! (link)
If you like him go for him. If you get dissed it was his loss. Your friends don't run your life and i know it seems easy to let them but it won't help you in the long run.




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