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Q: do you still have feelings for chris roberts?
That is classified information.. and if you were truely a good friend.. you would know.

Q: im 11 and i way 110 puonds. its really hard for me to keep up a normal body wait especially in the summer. all my friends are skinny and ive been really self concious lately. is there any way that i can loose10 or 15 pounds by september??
thanx
Eat Healthy and exercise

Q: well... while me and my girlfriend were on the phone, i told her i... well... "swing both ways". After telling her this, i proceeded to the garage to look at my moms "gay man" magz, and started masterbating to them.. right there.. in the garage. Well long story short my mom walked out there to get some milk and saw me stroking my 3 inch penis. should i be embarassed?
no comment

Q: okay, so i've been going out with this guy for a while, and i need to dump him because he's older then me, and is causing some of my friends to leave me. I love him a lot, but not enough to loose friends over it. Should i dump him or tell my friends to get a life? If i should dump him...how??
thanks!
Talk to your friends about it first..

Q: Okay so I want to know when you masterbate how much calorie burnage does that do. And if you go at a faster rate does it burn more calories say if you go for 20 seconds which is how long I last. Or if you go at a slower rate and last say, about 30 seconds which is what I bust at when I'm goin slow. I REALLY NEED HELP PLEASE ANSWER!!!
Uh.. haha, I really have no idea...

Q: Well, recently I had sex. And now that I've had sex with the girl let's call her andrea I don't wanna see her again. Now I don't know why but I just feel like I don't wanna see her. any advice?
Why wouldn't you want to see her?

Q: hey you should definitly answer some of your questions because i have wrote like 6 or 7 and you haven't answered one and all mine have been appropriate so i don't know why your just ignoring me i need advice quickly and sometimes badly so plz go back and answer a few of you questions or at least comment on this one to let me know if you are or aren't going to please please please

Sorry it takes me a while. Just keep me updated

Q: One time I woke up and tried to get out of bed but the sheets were stuck to me. I dont know what happened, I think my brother put something sticky on my crotch region and my sheets are stuck and it pulled my penis hair out when I ripped it off. Isnt that funny? what do you think?
Your becoming a big boy!

Q: I love you, but I ask you countless questions and you only answer a certain few. ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS. thanks
that is becuz some are a little lets say.. ... disturbing.. lol

Q: Hi Neenizzle.... well about 2 months ago i lost my cow Betsy in a terrible tornado accident.. it was very tragic... i was scream take my husband but leave poor Besty... But the stupid Tornado wouldnt listen.. so now im stuck with my husband but no cow... u dont understand Neenizzle.. Betsy was just so gall durn hanky... i miss that cow... tell me how should i go about getting over Betsy?????
LMAO .. Erin ... ur great! haha, that was the funniest movie in science.. were the shiz!!! Oh ya!!! lol.. well getting over betsy... my advice would to be move into the city.. haha.. WOoP

Q: My penis is 2 inches big. Is that small?
aww... .. how cute

Q: So one time I was having sex, and it got rough and then my girlfriend head butted me. I got mad so I headbutted her back but knocked us both out. I dont really have a question I just thought I should tell you.
uh.. ok...

Q: I like this girl but she is a lesbian. But I don't mind that. I want to be with her and another girl. But I don't know how to tell her. What should I ask?
Well if she is a lesbian, I dont think she will mind. lol

Q: I like this girl but she don't like me. I am trying to get over her, what should I do neenizzle? Thanks a lot.
First make sure that she for sure doesn't like you.. and if she doesn't find someone else!!! =)

Q: Okay so i have this friend that we will call David. He's my best friend, but I think i like him and he might like me, im not sure. I can't get him outta my mind. I'm going crazy. Should I tell him that I like him or just keep it to myself? I mean I tell him everything and he came to my b-day parties and everything. I really don't know what to do. I hope someone can help me soon.
Signed,
Confuzzed
Always tell everyone how you feel.. if you like him that much, he deserves to know!!! Hope it all works out =)

Q: My goldfish was hit by a car and i just dont know what to do, i just dont know if i can go on like this, plz help, what should i do?
Wow, this is why you are spossed to keep your eyes on your goldfish when it crosses the street.

Q: im 16/male. theres this girl that likes(liked) me. i like her too. but the way i met her was through a friend of mine, he liked her and i think he still does. he puts the moves on her right in front of me and it drives me nuts. now i dont think she likes me as much. wat should i do?
Ask her if she still feels the same way. Talk to her about it.. talking is the key, believe me.

Q: Is it ok to have a make-out buddy? I mean, not a sex buddy, we're not having sex...but we're only making out once in a while. We dont like eachother, but is it still ok? Does it make me a slut?
I dont think that makes you a slut. As long as you dont have all kinds of makeout buddies. I dont understand how you could do it if you dont like eachother, thats a little awkward.

Q: hey, if you are planning to fail in something, and you succeed in doing that, so you succeeded in your plan by failing, did you actually fail or succeed?

... also i was on the phone with my gf and she thought she switched over lines and she was like "hey baby whats up love" what do i do?
Planning in failing something.. i guess could be a goal, But i dont see why you would want to do that. I actually believe that u failed if you do that. About your girlfriend... maybe she was talking to her best friend or something. Ask her about it.

Q: I decided to shave my girl part but I dont know how or what formation to make in it. I was thinking of mohawkin it, or maybe a heart or an arrow to you know where. What do you think?
wow, those are some creative ideas... go with what u think is best... uh.. ya

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