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DennisExposed DennisExposed DennisExposed
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Gender: Male
Location: Ballston Lake, New York
Occupation: Student Of Shenedehowa Central School District
Age: 14
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Member Since: August 2, 2006
Answers: 115
Last Update: June 13, 2007
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hi dennis,
i like you alot and you know who i am but it feels like you really dont know i exist. im afraid to talk to you, though. i dont want to come off as strange. i just wanted to tell you you make me smile all the time..
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Just tell me who you are, I dont bite :]


hey Dennis wats up? ummm there is this guy i like and i also like u and i dont know wat to do bc i like u and some other guy and i dont know who i like more and i dont know wat to do bc the other guy is interested in another grl i dont know wat do!!! (link)
You need to think things over and decide who means more to you... So what if he likes another girl, dont let him go!


there is this one friend i have and like she is always insulting me and like yea so wat should i do? (link)
That could be a sign that she likes you ;]
Umm just wait it out and put up with it haha, that what I did. Some girls are like that. Or she could just hate you, play it out...


heyyy dennis its amanda the one who use to sit at ur lunch table till things got weird between me n matt=[ well i wanted to say i miss you and ur emo hugs cause i havent talked to you in a long time


oh and thanks for the advice =P (link)
Aww

Anytime :]


hey Dennis wats up? alright theres this guy i like but i can never get a guy! bc nobody likes me like that but anyway umm yea i feel strongly about this guy but he dosent even know me well i have talked 2 him like once but yea i need help Dennis can u help me?


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Dont let your feelings slip away. Take a chance with him, or talk a little here and there. It could go a long way to a close friendship or even more!


im 14 and my boyfriend is 17. idk if i like him or not. and this kid who i do like is gonna get a girlfriend. what now? (link)
You Need To Decide Whats Important To You Before Everything Is In Way Too Deep. Keep Me Updated


Hey dennis im trying to get with ryan's mom, but I'm not sure how. Any advice? (link)
Hmm Good Question HAHA


teddy bear =[

theres this boy i like but im to afraid to tell him i like him and i cant just say it i havent known him that long and i dont wanna ruin our frendship i talk to him everyday and give him hugs but idk =/ (link)
Tell Him How You Truely Feel And Say You Dont Want That To Ruin Your Friendship. You Never Know ;]


Heyy denis its kira i want a new guinea pig but my mom wont sign for it. WHAT DO I DOO!
please help && love always (link)
Hey Kira. Well Dont Push Your Mom Into Signing It Because That Will Deffinately Annoy Her To Say No. Ask For It As A Gift Or Work Your Butt Off To Show Her You Are Responsible. As Long As She Knows You Want One And Are Working Hard For It, It Will Make Her Think Twice :]


Heyy Denis you know me and I know you. I like you and this other guy. The other guy we can call Blank. Okay so i have one class with blank and i really like him alot and i want to ask him out but im scared of what he would say. Plus if he said no i would be like crushed and i would have t see him everyday so it would be really werid. Also i like you too but you wouldnt date a girl like me. PLEASE HELP ME BEFORE I GO INSANE! (link)
Take A Chance With Him, Or Simply Get To Know Him And Be Very Close With Him If You Havent Already. He Could Fall For You That Way Too! As For You And Me, You Should Talk With Me More But You Dont Have To Tell Me Who You Are Unless You Want To. I Dont Bite :]


ok well i was really good friends with this guy but then i started to like him and he liked me to then for some reason he didnt like me like that any more and now hes acting diffrent then befor i liked him and i want thigs to go bak to how they were before o and i am a freshman at shen and u no me=]

how should i try to do that?? (link)
Very Confusing, but you can take this situation the easy way or the hard way. Tell him how you truely feel or sadly just let him go before you get in too deep. Just search out his feelings and keep me updated :]


okay. Sooo i've been talking to this kid.. uhm we can call him "dexter".. for like 4 hours already. Hes pretty rad.. well wait. scratch that.

i hate the word rad.

anwyays, i get to see him in science on monday and i'm wicked excited because hes the only one that keeps me from going insane (:

Now, almight advice giver dennis.. do you have any advice on how to be as awesome as "dexter" is?

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Awww


hi dennis. you know me but i dont know if you know that i like you. a lot. and i dont know if you like anyone right now... (link)
Hii, please tell me who you are. I do like someone but I dont think they feel the same...


i wasnt really allowed to talk to you before because of my boyfriend but things kinda went wrong.
i want to talk to you, you seem really sweet.
IM me if you want to talk or get to know me or.. whatever.
hixim RADx (link)
Aww Thankyou :]
I Will Talk To You!


i cant talk to you.
im not "allowed" to like you.
i really dont think you'd ever date me anyway.. (link)
Why? :[


im really confused right now.
i kinda fell for this guy that doesnt even know me and my best friend while im going out with this other guy. please dont think im like a whore. im really not. but my current boyfriend flips out when i talk to other guys. my best friend calls me all the time and i talk to him for hours on end and he gets jealous and im so sick of it. and this guy that doesnt know me is just like hopeless and my best friend has a girlfriend so i dont know..
what should i do? (link)
First off, it's normal for your boyfriend to be protective. How long have you been dating? Have you ever cheated on him? There should be trust between you if you havent cheated on him or if he hasnt on you. I would talk to him about it and see what he says. As for your friend, get to know him better but in a friend way. Don't just dump your bf for him, see what happens.


i like you and you dont even know my name. (link)
Who Is This, Please Talk To Me.


can i have your children (link)
Of Course!


denden, you cream all ovah my face, i swallow, licky licky sucky sucky (link)
Really?!?

Jane Fonda

I had a baby named Jane
she could shake that thing
said her daddy used to hang with Johnny Coltrane
she sang the soul train with a friend named Jen
her booty was bigger than a Mercedes Benz
Jen was a hurty burty dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy
Baby Baby Baby...
Baby was Jen's best friend
and maybe if you were lucky
licky licky sucky sucky
Mickey Mickey, fuck me fuck me
more junk in her trunk than a Honda
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

One, two, three, four
get your booty on the dance floor
work it out, shake it little momma
lemme see you do the Jane Fonda
five, six, seven, now
if you don't know, let me show you how
to work it out, work it little momma
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

I had a princess, queen of incest
she was inbred but Jean had big breasts
and big eyes and a big ass to match
Jean wasn't fast, she was easy to catch
then came Molly
a hood from Hollywood High
so fly she was transatlantic
she was a manic depressive
[manic depressive]
which was impressive
very impressive
I had to test it
tasted like chicken and was lemon scented
she took me home to her mama
I taught 'em both how to Jane Fonda

One, two, three, four
get your booty on the dance floor
work it out, shake it little momma
lemme see you do the Jane Fonda
five, six, seven, now
if you don't know, let me show you how
to work it out, work it little momma
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

I had a doll named Dana from Santa Ana
she was a waitress at the Copa Cabanna
she was slammin' and her ass was jammin'
like Janet Jackson in the Rhythm Nation
her brother jason had a girl named Grace
and you could see her ass from outer space
so I landed on her planet
and I planted a Mickey Av flag in it, dammit!

One, two, three, four
get your booty on the dance floor
work it out, shake it little momma
lemme see you do the Jane Fonda
five, six, seven, now
if you don't know, let me show you how
to work it out, work it little momma
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

One, two, three, four
get your booty on the dance floor
work it out, shake it little momma
lemme see you do the Jane Fonda
five, six, seven, now
if you don't know, let me show you how
to work it out, work it little momma
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

One, two, three, four
get your booty on the dance floor
work it out, shake it little momma
lemme see you do the Jane Fonda
five, six, seven, now
if you don't know, let me show you how
to work it out, work it little momma
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

One, two, three, four
get your booty on the dance floor
work it out, shake it little momma
lemme see you do the Jane Fonda
five, six, seven, now
if you don't know, let me show you how
to work it out, work it little momma
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda


hey..
okay so.. this year im a freshmen and im taking on alot.. to me its too much. but my parents kinda.. push me. im taking 3 honors classes so, how do i tell them that i want to drop one and not have them be disappointed?
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help? (link)
I am currently a Freashmen too, and you should really think about what you are doing by dropping honors classes first. Or maybe keep all of them or 2 or 1 because it will look really good for when you go to college. If you have really talked to them, sit them down and tell them you are overworked and compromise what you go through with.




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