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13/M

I'm a really late developer, so I'm still the shortest one in my grade; my voice is very soprano; and it just doesn't seem like I've been going through puberty yet. But I have, because I love this one girl. School starts in under a week, how can I make it look like I've been going through changes, like I'm taller, stronger, and have a deeper voice? Thanks!

sweetie. girls should like your for how you are not for how you look and act like?? but if you REALLY, REALLY, REALLY wanna look taller and all.. i dunno, work out.

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Hi 14/f... I was just wondering what instrument I should choose out of guitar, bass guitar and drums. I wanna start a band or something - if you play 1 of the instruments tell me about its pluses.

PLEASE HELP!

like the other person. it depends on the kind of band. i did drums for 4 years, and it was REALLY easy to learn. so if thats what your looking for then i would go for drums.

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Hey! I really need to make a couple of CD's so I was wondering if any of you knew some good songs. I am into rock, but not metal. I like some R&B, some pop but I just hate rap. So if you could list some songs I`d appriciate it! Thanks a bunch! I`ll rate if you want me to.

try automatic girl by lola ray

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whats bow wows new song called? like him?? or something

like you
rate me!

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hi there, me and my husband are sexually okay. the only problem is he is very concious abt me for not getting pregnant. he might have fear for resposabilties. as far i know him if i get pregnant he would be fine and would except it but the only problem is how can i make him ejaculate in me, cuz he is concious abt wearing condoms too. should i make him drunk so he should not remember he had ejaculated or not?

if you want to get divorced from your husband yeah you should do that.

..fool.

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Hey. This is gonna be the stupidest question, but I really need help. My brother and his friends (they're all about 23, I'm 16) are doing this movie. It's supposed to be really stupid and pointless, and I'm some kind of princess. But I'm supposed to look really stupid, like with my costume and hair. They've already made the 1st one and they said I can be in the 2nd. Well, I'm supposed to go over his house today and practice, but I think I'm supposed to be in costume. But I have NO IDEA what to wear. If it helps, I have a princess costume from a recent dance recital. It's mostly white, with some yellow. But how do I make it look stupid? Or is there something else I can wear? And what do I do with my hair?! Please help, I don't want to look like I have no idea what I'm doing. I want to look stupid, but I want them to think I know what I'm doing! Please help!!! They think I'm cool, I wish to keep that reputation!

just put it in a bag and say "is this okay?" basoically just like take a belt and put it around and put on like 500 necklaces put on pants under it a shirt over it.. so on and so fourth.

rate plz.

casiababyyy

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Hi,

I am trying to find out how to achieve one of these hairstyles. There are two similar hairstyles in these 2 websites:

http://www.beautyriot.com/article.php?id=2023&c_id=54

http://www.beautyriot.com/article.php?id=2022&c_id=54

I understand that the right cut would help but otherwise how do you create the wavy, natural effect. I would like to copy it exactly, also which colours you think look best for the cuts.

thankyou for your time
Rachel
xXx

print out the picture if you can and bring it to a hair salon. just tell them thats how you want it and they will cut it for you no questions asked!

rate plzz

casiababyyy

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umm where can you buy a ouija board..?!? and how much are they?!

if you have a toys R us you can buy it there or you can buy it at a kids store.

RATE PLEASE!

casiababyyy.

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do you guys know a website that wont mess up my computer by downloading music? and are there ani other websited to find and listen music to exept aol.com and launch.com cuz they kinda dont work.

theres a great website. its called

www.limewire.com

you can download music for free and everything! its so great.

rate please!

hope i helped,
casiababyyy.

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ok well im 14/f n i dont consider my self as " ugly" but i still didnt have my first kiss but im not like some girls out there who are like freaked out bcuz they aint sure how to kiss. im ready n all but i want to kiss soon hehe. i dotn wanna b like 17 n still didnt kiss so my question is it better to tell the guy that you are about to kiss that you never kissed b4 or just go with the flow.srri its kinda long.

some random advice just to add extra: you dont need to learn how to kiss! you already know how! i mean all those movies.. well whatever anyway so yeah

just go with the flow. if you tell the guy that you dont know how to kiss hes gonna be like ew so you suck then? just go with the flow. and afterwards suck on his bottom lip. not like your sucking on a lollipop just a little kissy thingy (:

rate please!

hope i helped,
casiababyyy.

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well my boobs are really far apart will they ever grow together so i will have some clevage??

i rate 5's

yes the probably will. if you want cleavage, just buy a bra that push's up your boobs. they WILL grow together. its just how the grow.

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The song that goes "dont ya wish your girlfriend was hot like me dont ya wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?"....anyone know who sings it or the name of it?

its called "dont cha" by the pussy cat dolls


RATE!

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well im 14/f n there are tymes where i would want to die. see im not scared about dieing i would do it in a hearbeat but then i start thinking about my family and friends and how i want a family when i grow up. is this only me or are there other people feeling like this?
i rate high

i use to feel like this. i use to cut myself too. and my mom found out that i would write poems and songs about my death and everything. i even practiced a suicide note. but just talk to your parents about your problems.. i did and it helped me alot.

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HOw can a girl 15 almost 16 masterbate theresleves or give pleasure to them selves

some girls buy dildos.. or the finger themselves.

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I am 57 years old and have hazel/green eyes. I have a fair complexion and dyed light natural auburn hair. What eyeshadow should I wear to bring out the green?

have you tried pink? pink would bring out your pretty eyes. dont put like a hot pink though.. maybe a pale pink.

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ok i like this guy and i want to tell him but i would get nevous and red in the face if i told him. so i want to do in a way that i dont have to tell him.plz help.

you could tell him on the computer.. thats easier or you could get a friend to tell him for you.. but most guys dont like that. so i would tell him on the computer (:

rate please!

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okay well this guy i really like is going out with the prettiest girl in my grade. He isn't a hottie or anything, but I've liked him since 6th grade, and I'm in 8th. The night she asked him out (at a school dance) I was going to work up enough nerve to ask him. I feel like, if I asked before her, he would have said yes; only because we are so close. I was up practically everynight i saw or even talked to him, thinking about him. I started cutting myself i liked him so much. I cut myself only to make myself stop thinking about him. But eventually it just got worse. I want to stop cutting myself, and start taking it like a normal person

sweetheart, you have NO reason to cut yourself. dont cut yourself because of a boy. its not worth it at all. even if hes GGRREEAATT!! you should always like yourself before liking another person. okay, besides that just talk to him!! im sure if you guys are close enough he will understand.. i mean just take some time. im sure him and his girlfriend will break up soon enough. if shes the "prettiest girl in the grade" then she will end up going out with some other guy soon enough. dont worry hun! you'll get him.

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umm how is anal sex does it really hurt? and can it mess with my....you know when i go to the bathroom? lol i need to know

yeah it hurts.. i mean a penis really big going into a hole THAT small. its gonna hurt babe.

RATE PLEASE.

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Hi im 14 and a female, see there are these really mean group of girls at my school and they ised to be all my really good friends until 8th grade they started acting ;ike they were rea;;y cool and stopped talking to me. i asked them what was wrong and the act like everything is just fine. Then they went behind my back a nd told everybody some rumor about that wasnt true. My mom says there just jealous of me. Is there something wrong with me? What should I do?

leave them alone. if they dont want to be nice to you leave them alone one day they're gonna be like "hey girlll!" just forget about them. you can get better friends than that. WAY better friends.

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ok so yesterday i was supposed to pick up my boyfriend to go to the movies with some friends. But my mom was being a bitch and didn't pick him up. So i felt bad throughout the whole movie because i couldnt get ahold of him at his house and i guess he was just waiting at his house. So i bought him skittles and im making him a big card but what could i do to make it up to him? i want to bring him somewhere or something. i rate 5's for good answers.

make out with him for a long time.
im serious. thats probably all he wants anyway.
but yeah, just make out with him for a while, it will WORK.

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