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I just bought a tankini top (I have so much trouble finding one that fits but this one fit nicely and was cute so I had to get it) but the bottoms that went with it were pretty ugly lol. So I was wondering what would go with it if I just decided to mix and match with another bottom? There is a picture of it here:

http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/5042/...

The only thing I'm not really open to is something that is really revealing. I would appreciate your suggestions!

Thanks =]

Damn...that is one cute bathing suit.

I think if you can't find a pair of bottoms with a similar fabric, you should generally avoid patterns, as a lot of them would clash.
Lucky for you, white goes with pretty much anything, so you can either opt for bright colors or blacks and whites for a more understated look.

Here are some really cute solid-colored options:
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/shopping/product/detailmain.jsp?itemID=28376&itemType=PRODUCT&iMainCat=10&iSubCat=24&iProductID=28376
http://store.delias.com/item.do?categoryID=1496&itemID=46771&sizeFilter=&colorFilter=&brandFilter=
http://store.delias.com/item.do?categoryID=1495&itemID=46757&sizeFilter=&colorFilter=&brandFilter=
http://store.delias.com/item.do?categoryID=1544&itemID=46774&sizeFilter=&colorFilter=&brandFilter=

Also something like this would be PERFECT with your top, but it's a little skimpy:
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/prodDisplay/?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=ZP-209269&cgname=OSKEYSWMZZZ&rfnbr=1232

I hope I helped :)

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im 15/f and this week every last one of my friends and my b/f are on vacation. so im stuck at home doing nothing and i want to watch some movies. i never watch movies though and i have no idea what i would like. im not all that into action movies, some comedies are good, i dont know about like romance movies i have no clue. can anyone recommend any good ones to me?

Mmmm movies. Here are some of my favorites:

-Garden State (comedy/drama)
-Little Miss Sunshine (comedy/drama)
-America Beauty (drama)
-The Virgin Suicides (drama)
-Everything is Illuminated (comedy/drama)
-the Breakfast Club (teen drama)
-16 Candles (teen comedy)
-Pretty in Pink (teen drama)
-Almost Famous (comedy/drama)
-The Perfect Score (teen comedy)
-Clueless (teen comedy)
-Anchorman: the Legend of Ron Burgundy (comedy)
-Zoolander (comedy)
-Talladega Nights: the Ballad of Ricky Bobby (comedy)
-Legally Blonde (romantic-ish comedy)
-Bring It On (romantic-ish comedy)
-Marie Antoinette (drama)
-Lost in Translation (comedy-ish drama)
-The 40-Year Old Virgin (comedy)
-Crash (drama)
-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (comedy-ish drama)
-Knocked Up [still in theaters] (comedy)
-Scary Movie 3 (comedy)
-Ghost World (comedy-drama)
-Mean Girls (teen comedy)
-Heathes (black comedy)

You can go to www.IMDb.com and search the movie title to find out the plot summary, cast, rating, et cetera...that site is like my bible.

I hope I helped; have a great summer!

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im intrested in reading alot of sarah dessens books this summer. but which one is the best, or can you tell me which is the best from greatest to least? thank you so much

Okay. From my favorite to least favorite:

This Lullaby
Just Listen (a VERY close second)
Dreamland
Keeping the Moon
The Truth About Forever
Someone Like You

I pretty much loved them all...she's a great author.

Peace out.

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Hey, I was wondering how you did the black and white picture with colors in there...what program did you use? Haha, I'm computer clueless =P

Hey.

It's pretty easy once you get the hang of it, although my explanation may be look kinda crazy.

I used a graphics program called Paint Shop Pro, but it can be done with Photoshop or things like that. If you don't have any kind of graphics program...get one. They rock my world.

-First, you take a color image, and choose the "freehand selection" tool (this usually looks like a lasso.) Then use it to outline all the parts of your image that you want to be in color.
-Next, you invert that selection; for me, that can be done by pressing "control+shift+I", but it works differently on different programs. If the shortcut doesn't work, try going to "selections" near the top, and then go to "invert." That should do the trick.
-Now you need to make the rest of the image black-and-white. For me, I go to "Adjust," then "Hue and Saturation," then "Colorize." Once there, I set the saturation to 0 (it doesn't matter what the hue is. I think on Photoshop this is done by going to "Colors" and then "Desaturate."
It often takes a little bit of tweaking, but that's the main way to get it.

Since I realize how confusing that may be (or maybe I'm underestimating your skillz...?), I have some illustrations that may be of help.

So, say you for some reason want to make a picture all black-and-white except for my big toenail. Sorry if some of the text is messed up.
Step 1--Selection:
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r120/niftyshifty6/toes1.gif

Step 2--Inverting:
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r120/niftyshifty6/toes2.gif
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r120/niftyshifty6/toes3.gif

Step 3--Color:
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r120/niftyshifty6/toes4.gif
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r120/niftyshifty6/toes5.gif

The finished product:
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r120/niftyshifty6/toes6.gif
Beautiful, huh?

Good luck...I hope I helped. Let me know if you have any more questions...

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Does anyone know where i can get a really cute Bikini with an Anchor on it, that isn't too expensive???

Thanks so much!!!

Here are two cute ones:
http://store.delias.com/item.do?categoryID=&itemID=46803&sizeFilter=&colorFilter=&brandFilter=
http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=5481177

I hope I helped :)

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Which one of these two dresses should I wear to my grade 8 grad? (Yes poka dots are popular in my class)

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r155/wind_miko/dress.jpg

But..those are giant poka dotted so i don't know if it'll seem weird..it may be good with my classmates but thousands of relatives of my classmates are going to be there so even though they might critisize me inisde their minds, I'll still feel bad.

The one on the right did not show up well. It's white with little black and blue dots everywhere.

It's cute and I was goign to wear this oen but it makes me look old. Not mature old but old as in the bad kind.

Everyone says the red and white one makes me look younger but I don't know what people might think of me..I'm very sesitive.

Yes..my aunt bought these..I would have bought dresses different but I was too skinney and short so the dresses looked big on me.

i wanted dresses that went to my knees but since I was short dresses went almsot to my feet so these were the only ones I could get.

please help

I love the polka-dot one. I think it fits you better, and the print is fun--something you want for your 8th grade graduation. I don't think the polka-dots are weird at all...they're different, but in a good way.

But in the end, just go with your gut; pick the one you feel more comfortable in :)

Good luck, and have a great graduation!

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Okay I saw my friend wear this really pretty skirt. I can't ask her where she got it because she's the type that would say "NO! DON'T COPY ME! IT'S MINE! BLAH BLAH" so I see no point in asking.
:/

It looked similar to this :
http://www.bombayharbor.com/productImage/0206223001144133162/Skirt.jpg

but it was a light red-pink color. A bit shorter. Dark shades going to lighter shades to the bottom. I think you call it a "tiered skirt" ?
It was also a bit frayed. [That's why I want it. I like it]

Has anyone seen it? I don't go out shopping much so I don't know what store would carry that kind of style of clothing.
Websites? Or have you seen anything similar to what I described? Maybe not exact color or length.
Thanks

Hi there.
So, I have scoured pretty much every clothing website I know and have only found two almost-matches:
http://www1.talbots.com/talbotsonline/product/itempage.aspx?BID=&item=E349787&h=M
http://www1.talbots.com/talbotsonline/product/itempage.aspx?BID=&item=N12787&h=M

I realize that they definitely don't quite fit your description, but that's the best I could find.

Another option is to look at the non-chain stores in your area. This can take more time, but it's worth a shot. Tiered skirts are kind of bohemian, so try any hippie-ish shops you can find. Also, you might find one you like at a thrift/used-clothing store or Mary-Kate Olsen's closet (Ha. I'm clever).

And, if you're desperate: I suppose that if you or someone in your family can sew, I'm sure you could find plenty of patterns for a skirt that style.

Good luck, and I hope I helped :)

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Hey so summer's here and so i wanna know what types of clothes are in this summer. I know baby doll dresses with flats are in but i was wondering what color dresses go with what color flats besides white or black. I also wanna know what other summer apparel you guys love this season or a must-have item. Thanks! Any advice on what to buy and how to put together would be great! Links and pictures would also be much appreciated.

Like the person below me said, Forever 21 is AMAZING. Seriously. They're incredibly affordable, and their stuff is adorable.

As for specific styles, one thing I'm really digging is white eyelet dresses like the following:
http://store.delias.com/item.do?categoryID=424&itemID=47372&sizeFilter=&colorFilter=&brandFilter=
http://www.gap.com/browse/product.do?cid=5730&pid=431832
They're very versatile--to look girly and flirty, just pair one with cute flats or sandals, or, to make it a little edgier, black boots or a dark graphic t-shirt (like: http://www.karmaloop.com/products.asp?ProductID=22435&VendorCode=FFC underneath.

One way too look casual but still cute is to wear jeans or a jean-shirt with a flowy, sleeveless top.
Skirt: http://www.oldnavy.com/browse/product.do?cid=15294&pid=498687&scid=498687002
Top:
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/shopping/product/detailmain.jsp?itemID=29828&itemType=PRODUCT&iMainCat=10&iSubCat=12&iProductID=29828
Generally, this look can go with most shoes, from sneakers to flip-flops. If the weather's a bit cooler in your area, brightly-colored tights that contrast with your top can really make a bold statement (I love the ones from American Apparel: http://store.americanapparel.net/rsaph.html#i)

In terms of accesories, big-beaded necklaces are IN. I personally like the plastic ones, like this:
http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=FOREVER21&category%5Fname=necklaces&product%5Fid=1040098886&Page=3
Also, aviator sunglasses are hot right now:
http://www.80spurple.com/catalog/product_info.php/cPath/1_97/products_id/573
You can also tie a funky, printed scarf around you head to add chic-ness to an otherwise plain outfit, like so:
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/shopping/product/detailmain.jsp?itemID=28689&itemType=PRODUCT&iMainCat=77&iSubCat=88&iProductID=28689

For other ideas, just go to any of the sites I linked to. I hope I helped, and have a great summer!

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what are some good songs today. i like pop, rock, ALTERNATIVE [my fav]

POP:
"Knock 'Em Out"-Lily Allen
"Tainted Love"-Soft Cell
"Bubble Pop Electric"-Gwen Stefani
"Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)"-the Eurythmics
"Like a Virgin"-Madonna
"Recovery"-New Buffalo
"Lovefool"-the Cardigans
"So Sorry"-Feist
"On the Radio"-Regina Spektor

Rock/Alternative:
"My Seventh Rib"-the Shins
"Fire Eye'd Boy"-Broken Social Scene
"Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts"-the Arctic Monkeys
"President Of What?"-Death Cab for Cutie
"How It Ends"-Devotchka
"Residential Love Song"-K.C. Accidental
"Succexy"-Metric
"the Blankest Year"-Nada Surf
"Spiderwebs"-No Doubt
"Age of Consent"-New Order
"Popstars"-Rooney
"The Way We Get By"-Spoon
"This Charming Man"-the Smiths
"Set Yourself On Fire"-Stars
"Chicago"-Sufjan Stevens

Enjoy...

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anyone know where i can find some really cute, casual sundresses? nothing too fancy, just cute ones i can wear out with friends for a girls' night or at the beach and whatnot. and nothing expensive- just maybe $20-30? and preferably in a store- i want it by friday and ordering from the 'net doesn't get here in time. thanks (:

Delia's, Old Navy, Gap, Forever 21, and Wet Seal all have really cute dresses about in your price range. Also, check out any local thrift/used-clothing stores near you; they're really inexpensive, and you can find some pretty awesome stuff if you look hard.

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my friend is wanting to run away and commit suicide. she was abused with drugs and is planning to kill herself by them. i am suicideal she stopped me when i tried to kill myself now im stopping her but i cant other than tell her how much ill miss her and everything but if she dies ill die right after because i cant live without her. she stopped me by doing that once and another time from cutting grabbing the knife from me and stopping the bleeding i love her. i realize all id miss but i still am suicideal. i will not go to anyone for this only our friends know and one of our friends will be with her all the time. whoever is when she is trying to run will run away with her but not let her kill herself. she was abused by drugs and physically she went from family to family all when she was very young and were 13 now. i need to help her only by our friends. if i was her id be dead by now. are we right for doing this? how else do i help her? i will not get anyone else involved its what she wants but well stopp her if not ill be with her always.

You're not going to like this answer, so go ahead and give me a bad rating.

You need to talk to an adult RIGHT NOW. It can be a teacher, your parent, her parent, anyone you trust. YOU MAY THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THIS ON YOUR OWN, BUT YOU CAN'T. I understand that talking to an adult about this kind of thing is difficult, but if your friend is really serious about killing herself, then you owe it to her to do everything you can to stop her. If you love her as much as you say, you'll do what you need to to protect her. Maybe she'll get mad at you at first for telling someone when she said not to, but eventually she'd see it was worth it if you were able to save her life.

Check out these websites for more information:
http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
http://www.spanusa.org/

Do the right thing.

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I think I have an eating disorder. I don't really show it, but I feel extremely guilty when I go over 1000-1200 calories. I'm 5'9 and 136 lbs. If I eat something after 7 [which Im doing now and Im stressing out] or just eat a lot in general, I freak out. My mind goes crazy when I think about food. I cant stand eating sometimes. What can I do? I think everything I eat will make me gain weight. I have a fear of getting fat, most likely because I was chubby in elementary/middle school. I think Im ok now, but probably need some work. Any ideas on how to not feel guilty about it? My parents are getting me a yogurt parfee. Those aren't bad are they? Should I feel guilty for eating that? I'm not sure. It makes things a lot more stressful. Does this sound like Anorexia to you? I do skip meals but not intensely. Any opinions? Thanks!

You don't sound anorexic to me. Anorexia is a very serious disease; here's some more information: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anorexia_nervosa.

By the way, you are in no way overweight--I'm not sure how old you are, but it seems like right around a good weight for a teenage girl (which is what I'm assuming you are, sorry if that's wrong.) Here's a table of healthy BMI's (which stands for "Body Mass Index"): http://www.seventeen.com/health-sex-fitness/bmi-calculator/bmi-results/?pounds=136&inches=69&x=66&y=16 (yours is 20.081.)

However, although I doubt you are anorexic or overweight, it sounds like you may have a problem. This could be a phase, but if it keeps troubling you after a couple weeks, you should talk to your parents about it. If it gets really serious, to the point it controls your life, you should see a doctor or a therapist.

The best of luck to you....I hope I helped!

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Who got eliminated in America's Next Top Model tonight?!

DO TELL AS SOON AS POSSIBLEEEEE!!
I'm so dying to know!

Brittney was eliminated; she was in the bottom two with Dionne. It was a pretty awesome episode--if you missed it, you should catch the rerun of it on Sunday night.

I hope I helped!

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who are like two of the worlds most famous pro surfers?

This should help: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surfer#Notable_surfers.

Just google "famous surfers" or something else along those lines.

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Does anyone have any links for nice tankinis for juniors that arent very expensive fifty dollars tops.(not each piece the whole suit a total of fifty or less)

Target (www.target.com)
Old Navy (www.oldnavy.com)
Gap. (www.gap.com)
Delia's. (www.delias.com)
Victoria's Secret [most are pretty expensive, but you might be able some cheap ones] (www.vicortiassecret.com)

I hope I helped!

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hmm... i love to work out then relax by tanning.

what are some songs that i can download onto my ipod

that have an upbeat like:
"bounce" by timbaland and
"breaking the habit" by linkin park

that are relaxing like:
"how to save a life" by the fray
"faraway" by nickelback
"dont wanna say goodbye" by jagged edge

i like rap, rock, hiphop, etc.

Songs to work out to:
"Where's Your Head At"-Basement Jaxx
"Bubble Pop Electric"-Gwen Stefani
"Hey Mama"-Black Eyed Peas
"Puke"-Eminem (although the beginning is kind of gross)
"Back in the Mud"-Bubba Sparxxx
"The Boxer"-The Chemical Brothers
"We Used to Be Friends"-Dandy Warhols
"99 Problems"-Jay-Z
"Love Me Or Hate Me"-Lady Sovereign
"Succexy"-Metric
"Spiderwebs"-No Doubt
"B.O.B."-OutKast
"Tainted Love"-Soft Cell

Chill:
"Playground Love"-AIR
"Lover's Spit (Redux)"-Broken Social Scene
"The Greatest"-Cat Power
"How It Ends"-Devotchka
"Winning"-Emily Haines & the Soft Skeleton
"The Employment Pages"-Death Cab for Cutie
"Lonely Lonely"-Feist
"Such Great Heights"-Iron & Wine
"Silent Sea"-KT Tunstall
"I've Got You and You've Got Me"-New Buffalo
"Sphagnum Esplanade"-the Shins
"Sleep Tonight"-Stars
"Chicago"-Sufjan Stevens

I hope I helped! Good luck!

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we are doing a debate in class. we were told to put together 4-5 topics to debate upon and i have one. It is about the banning of partial birth which recently took effect. What other current events could i bring up? thanks!

Oooh. Sounds really interesting. Here are a few things I find interesting:

-The whole Don Imus scandal--a white man referring to a group of black women as "nappy headed hos."

-Gun control, especially because of the Virginia Tech shootings.

-Abortion is always a huge debate, as are gay marriage and sex ed in schools.

-The war in Iraq...whether America should be there, etc.

-Censorship on TV and the radio.

-Global warming.

-HPV shots--some people say they should be required for all girls over the age of 9, as cervical cancer (which develops from HPV) is the most common STD in women...while others say it encourages kids to have sex.

That's all I can think of right now...good luck! I hope I gave you some good ideas!

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i want to be funnier/wittier/sarcastic. how?

Hi there.

I don't really think there's a way to really become funnier or wittier; there's no concrete formula for humour, and everyone has different tastes. However, here are a few tips:
-Knowing a lot about popular culture and referencing celebrities can help.
-If you can do impressions/foreign accents, utilize that. It can be really hilarious (but only if it's really well done.) You can imitate someone specific (like a friend/teacher/celebrity) or just a certain stereotype (ditz/goth/nerd/gangsta rapper/redneck...you get the idea) Exageration is key.
-Timing is everything. Don't just blurt something out...wait until the right moment for maximum hilarity.
-Don't expect for everyone to laugh all the time; most people I know think I'm funny, but that doesn't mean I don't make a completely terrible joke once in a while.

Sarcasm, on the other hand, can be cultivated. The person below me (angie91) gave a really good example; the simplest, easiest way to be sarcastic is do the "noooo" thing-- just poke fun at someone stating the obvious. It's really just saying the opposite of what's true for comic effect; the trick is your facial expression and your tone. Keep your face totally blank and your tone emotionless. Most sarcastic jokes wouldn't look good written down, because you need good DELIVERY.

One last thought: study the humour styles of people you think are really hilarious...break their jokes down and ask yourself why they're so funny, so you can try to create a similar style (WITHOUT imitating them.)

Good luck, I hope I helped!

Note: Again, as the person below me said, a lot of people can be offended/annoyed with sarcasm, so be prepared.

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what are some really good movies
i'm a 15 year old girl btw.

Mmm. Movies.
Here are some of my favorites:

-Garden State
-Little Miss Sunshine
-American Beauty
-Almost Famous
-Crash
-Clueless
-The Virgin Suicides
-Mean Girls
-Borat
-Anchorman: the Legend of Ron Burgundy
-Thank You For Smoking
-Sixteen Candles
-The Breakfast Club
-Pretty in Pink
-The Perfect Score
-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
-Marie Antoinette
-Ghost World
-Heathers
-8 Mile
-The 40 Year Old Virgin

Knock yourself out.

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whats the story behind the bathwater song? like basically.. what is it about, and what do the lyrics mean? i tried to like interpret what it meant but i dont know.

Awesome, awesome song.

I think it's about a girl who's dating a guy who she knows is trouble--it's obvious that he's a player and doesn't treat her right, but she can't stop loving him.

Here are some other interpretations of the song:
http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=2976

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