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hey alison... i have a complete absoloute overwhelming love for this guy.. lets just call him bob the nome hunter.... hahahahahahahahahahaha... think we should go play cards or something???? hahahahhahah
--out

lol wow this nome hunter sounds prettty cool.. i mean PHEBES.. and CARDS IT SOUNDS A AMAZING>>WAY OTTA CONTROL~!...haah i love u alex

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ok..well me and my boyfriend just broke up,i still like him, and he says he still likes me, but acts like he likes other girls too, what should i do?

umm well it seems like he wants his options and if he feels that way u can do better..i know u may like him but some things are worth giving up.

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theres this stupid bitch who was my bffaeae and now she doesnt sit with us at lunch and when i make an effort to talk to her she completely blows me off and my other two friends too and she is being so weird because it was all of a sudden one day and grr what a fugly slut biotch.

well it seems like u dont like her anymore.. but maybe she will come aroudn adn talk to you .. and by then u shud prob blow her off.. because to me .. thats not a friend~1...u deserve better~1

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Theres a really hott girl named alison and i really wanna go out with her and bang her and stuff but i dont think she likes me. it sucks..i know..

love, anonymous ..nora

hAhAhAhA NORA PALK U ARE MY HERO~! SEXAY MAN > WE BOTH SHALL MARRY HIM~!!
xOxO

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really quick question would u consider me a good kisser ive always wondered wat girls think about my tounge action. Hoola Back
-drunk kid u hooked up with on the sand at the beach

lOl wOW a lil forward.. how baotu u IM me and il answer. its weird like this.. lol ~!
lol
-sober gurl that hooked up wit a drunk guy on the sand at the beach

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So alison have u ever put a popsicle in ur mouth and pretended like it was a penis cause i....Hear it can be quite enjoyable just gettin your opinion

sryy nooo...lol

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i was wondering if that andrew nadella kid had gotten any. Cause i would just like to eat a kid up if he was open enought to sayt hat he couldnt get girls.- (gangsta)








sike- i aint no fag. and i wouldnt and dont do it with kids who cant get babes which are also known as kids who havent come out of the closet. wassup now punk
o yea Shane is free if andrew wants him

hAhAhAhA dEmpSEy~! I LOVE U~!.. uR mY hEro~!

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Do u know what i heard?!?!?!?!?!?
That the only reason that u hooked up with shane was because u felt bad and that he was the ugliest kid that u had ever seen. (from and unknown source) i was wondering if there was any truth to that? Thanks.- Andy Wurst

naw it wasnt..y do u care newayz...and dont listen to shit like that cause its most likely a lie~!.. its way in the past hun..

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hey alison i wrote about how this group of girls was bothering my friends, and just like you said, they stopped! thanks babe!

thats awesome! no prob babe.. why did they stop .. do u know?..did they just get sick of it?

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its shane 1 mo time

the question i asked about some gay shit about a teeny weeny and taking it up the butt was from kevin dempsey.....sorry for his gay inconvenience

i love dempsey..hes my party boy~!

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Hey allison

R u tired??












Cuz uve been runnin through my mind all day long
Giggitty giggity giggity oh oh
(From Shane)

shane..ur sucha loser..what am i going to do wit u ...lol

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Hey its shane again 1 more serious question

If i flip a coin.......what are my chances of getting head?

shane ur sucha retard...

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Hola, this is gangsta demps forwarding a question from shane. He would like to know what he should do if he has a tiny weiner and cant jizz, when his boyfriend a.k.a. dad is trying to do it with him. He wanted to know if he should just give head and take the skeet in the butt the whole time if they do do it. -Shane, written by Gangsta Demps

demps i worry about u ...

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losing streak with girls....not a bad looking guy. i really need help. i really like this girl named C*******e . i want ehr to like me too but how
love
ur boy andrew nardella

andrew u know u got moves..talk to her .. get to know her..last time i checked ur not afraid to talk to gurls
love ya andrew

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omg so there is this group of girls at my school and they are so mean to my friend and she did nothing to them. She gets really upset when they do this and i want to talk to that group but they will just do it to me...what do i do?

(PS, if we are in an assembly they will pull her hair and kick her and talk about her and us so she can hear and it bothers the shit out of us...we dont even really know them!)

are us ure that they wud do shit to you .. maybe trying to talk to them ...may fix things?..hopefully that group will get a life. and move on . if not..do sumtin about it~!

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hey akk (only i call you that)
ok so yeah im a 15 year old boy (very hott might i add, arent i alison?) (oh yeah incredibly well dressed too) and yep im in the market for a new boyfriend...what should i do...and if its some queer ass thing where ill get embarassed ill come over and scribble black sharpie all over your dooney and burke purse... xoxo

I dont really get ur question...something about my dooney and bourke purse..which i love ever soo deeply!
xoxo

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hi! its taylor! wahoo go me! haha ur so cool. u didnt save me a fucking donut from krispy kreme u dweeb! grr! well ur like the ask ashley or ask abby thing. haha thats cool. bye


taylor king

hahha love u taylor i did too save u a donut ..thats perposturous!! LOL LUV YA GURLIE GET BETTER OKAY?!?

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hey allison... heres the thing.. since ive started school ive made a shitload of friends but they are all in different groups.. most of them hate each other and tell me that i shouldnt be friends with the other people and they make fun of each other like 24/7.. im sick of people talking shit about everyonee else.. what should i do?

ps I LOVE YOU!!! hahaha

yeah that sux.. its kinda like that for me.. but i guess u have to stand up for each group... i mean they obviously dont know that person well enough to hate them...im sure the y will get along eventually..just try to say"y do u hate them soo much ... they didnt do anything to u"...dont knwo wat else i can tell u but i hope it gets better..and ppl are gunna gossip u cant help that~!
P.S.I LOVE U TOO!!! haha

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why do guys suck

haha . i really cant tell u hun..there like that sumtimes..

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why do the redskins suck so much

I DK~! IM STILL WONDERING MYSELF~!....

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