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hey this is josh yeahhhh i have biceps and i can mover my breasts! I was wonderin what i should do cuz i think i dont have a penis there nothing down there. and i seem not attracted to stephanie rivera

OH MY GOOOOD, HE'S SOO STROOONG. LOOK AT HIS MUUUSCLLESSS!

Sorry josh, but i don't think i can handle the magnitude of this questions. Go talk to dr phil

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yo man this is brent. DO IT UP THE BUTT. i have abs man. oh stephen your soooo funny. cheeee chheeeeee. f it up the butt man. my is out of the whole. ok heres my question so i was jackingoff the other day for the 6th time(new recrod) while i was waiting for stephanie after second period and i came in my mouth cuz thats the way it splirted and it tasted like root beer so my question is have you every jumped out of an airplane with a parachute? just f it man. f it up the butt.

Peace
brent

Shut up brent.

sam... ally would probly say the same thing

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Isn't Stupid face AJ's word??? what gives you the right to use it??

I'm very sorry about taking AJ's catch phrase and it won't happen again.
SB


Nice one Sam...it's ok, I give you full rights to my phrases. Oh wait, you already took SKETCHY too


Sorry once again.... I can't help it when i have the opportunity to steal amazingly genius catch phrases

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hey

so yeah i like this guy but i donno what to do about it. he sorta already knows...but nothing is happening. from a guys point of view, what should i do?

I think that you should flirt with this guy more, and then see how he responds to how you act when you're around him. If his reactions are negative to you, maybe he isn't right for you or maybe he's just a stupid face.
good luck
SB

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Hye doosh its brent was wonderin what kinda medicine u should use for genitla warts to get rid of them so then u cna go do all these girls up the butt

A good ole' plain bandade by itself should do the trick! Otherwise, you might want to talk to ally, she'll know what to do.... psh yea right

sbg

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okay so theres this girl who used to be my best frined except we're not friedns anymore and i was really sad for a while. becuz of certain situations, i am forced to be around her. it is awkward and i want to be her friend again but i dont know what to do. please help

I know exactly how you feel. You need to talk to this girl very soon, or the situation will only get worse. She probably feels the same way but is too timid to talk about it, most likely because she's afraid you'll get into a fight over it. Bring it up gently and talk about it, because she's probably upset too.


Love and Luck,
AJ

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So the other day I heard a really disturbing rumor about Sam. I now cant help but laugh everytime I look at him. But I just feel bad that everybody is talking about embarassing stuff like that. How can I control the uncontrolable laughs? Though its a TINY rumor it seems to have made an impact.

I think you should take some of the heat off sam, and fill him in on some of the jokes. He might stop associating with you if some things aren't shared... maybe you should think about that hmmmmmmm

sbg

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how do i have sex with another girl if she doesnt have penis?

Sorry rose!!
i mean strap on

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I have been shopping for weeks though I am near broke I still have one gift left to buy, but it is utterly impossible. I have absolutely no ideas and I am running out of time. Im considering going in with another friend on a presant, but since the person if one of my best friends, it really does not seem very nice. So I am yet again stuck with no gift, no ideas and yeah, thats about it.

MAKE SOMETHING!! like.... uh.... a house out of popsickle sticks or somethin. you know. something "genuine". or make a t shirt with somebody's name on it, or a sock... ya know, whatever works. i mean, they're going to like a made present more than, than something like, a gold necklace, i mean c'mon

sbg


This friend would probably enjoy whatever you get them. It's not too big of a deal, it can be something small. I mean it's the thought that counts right? I agree with Sam, a "geniune" sock sounds fab.

AJ

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Hey! Ok: so I have hundreds of pictures in my a box in my room. I take a roll at every other week. My question is: How can I display them in my room (without frames) I have some along my mirror. But what is a cool way of hahging them up? Thanks so much!

Collages are really fun to make and look cute too. In my room, I got a giant tackboard which I collaged with magazine pictures and pretty, decorated papers I got at an art store. On top of that I collaged tons of pictures of my friends. I would suggest using tacks or pins (you can find cute ones with designs and stuff) so that you can change your pictures frequently.

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I want to have WILD PASSIONATE sex with Sam and have his babies (ally's too, of course) but what if I get an awful std and DIE?

We would both to have wild, passionate sex with you too. However, getting STDs and death can be prevented by using protection ;-)...we learned that from Mr. Boris in health class.

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How exactly would one make fondue?

Well confused cooker, here you go (i hope this helps!):

cheese fondue — Aug 18, 2001
1/4 cup flour
2 teaspoons chili powder
1 lb monterey jack cheese, shredded
1/2 lb sharp cheddar cheese, shredded
1 can beer
1 clove garlic, minced
1 can chopped green chilies
1 can chopped jalapenos (optional)


1. mix flour with chili powder and toss over shredded cheese.
2. pour beer into the fondue pot or slow cooker and cover with cheese mixture.
3. place garlic, green chiles and jalapeno, if desired, over cheese,but do not stir until cheese has melted.
4. set fondue pot or cooker on low.
5. allow to warm slowly and stir occasionally.
6. serve with bread cubes,fresh veggies,corn chips,tortilla chips.

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So help me out. There's this guy and this girland man. They drive me insane. See, they pretend like they're my friends, and talk to me all the time! But they're totally annoying. I mean, they even started an ADVICE column together! How do I get rid of them?

Man are you lucky I'm nerdy enough to leave a question.

I think these friends of your seem really cool! If they started an advice column, they obviously want you to help out, so you should accept and APPRECIATE them.

oh Alison we love you

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