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Q: I have to go pee... what should I do?
go to the toilet. if you're a guy you can stand up, and if you're a girl you might want to sit down. do your business and make sure to clean up after yourself. putting the seat down is a nice thing to do too.

Q: Are you gay?

19/M

you're cute
no, but thanks for the compliment.

Q: 88/M I have been finding it hard to become erect lately, is that normal?
truthfully i don't know since i haven't reached that age in life yet. there are always erectile disfunction products you can try.

Q: My hand is on fire... what should I do?
i'd suggest putting it out. put your hand under the faucet and run some water on it.

Q: 31/f. Is it odd that I get turned on by vomit?
it's odd to probably alot of people, but if your significant other is willing to expel his internals to turn you on then no worries.

Q: So I noticed your picture, and I thought I'd tell you that it looks pretty dorky... Is that what you normally look like?!

Btw, I'm 11/m.
it actually is, and i'll agre with you that i am dorky according to a lot of people. thanks for your opinion.

Q: I have a friend named kyle mountainhouse and he's really weird. I want to tell him just HOW weird he is, but I can't manage to think of the right words to tell him. Can you help me think of some?

16/F
if you can't think of the right words to describe him with, try to think of certain aspects of him that you can describe, then tell him that way.

Q: Hey Mountain House!
I'm about 56/Female and I was wondering if it's okay to jack off with an electric toothbrush... like... is there anything wrong with it?
well, if it's something that makes you happy and feel good then i don't think there's anything wrong with it. just make sure you have a different one for brushing your teeth.

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