about

hey, i'm mandie but umm..this is my advice column (obviously) and don't feel stupid to ask ANYTHING b/c i'll never know who you are unless you sign your name *cough* jack *cough* haha..!

A little MORE about me: ((ehh..don't get TOO excited!))
name: mandie michelle funk
age: 15
sex: female
location: texas
birthday: april 11
relationships: confused beyond reasoning
hair: dirty blonde?
eyes: blue or green
height: 5'4"
occupation: student @ jersey village hs
hobbies: tan, jet ski, sing, dance, listen to music.
things that rock my socks: emo music, jordan, guys, TRISTAN

advice

OH MY GOD MANDIE I NEED HELP there is this girl i'm trying to hook up with and she acts like she likes me..sometimes..it's like the second i start flirting back she just blows me off like "o shit, you like me?, okay just making sure bye" she doesnt say that, but she might as well shit

hm, well..stop liking her. she is obviously a person who LOVES it when people want her and chase after her and give attention. so, confront her and ASK her if she likes you or not. other than that, there isn't alot. just ask her if she likes you and if she doen't don't waste your time on her. there are better girls who will treat you better and not like a piece of meat. hope i helped somewhat. :)

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im in love wit my friend but she is going out with this guy.Wut could i do to get her to dump him?He treats her like shit and she doesnt even realize it.What should i do?

this is all a point of perspective. maybe the way you treat a girl is like a glass vase and he treats her with a little more roughness. its not really right and there arn't really any ways to get them to break up unless you ask her to. BUT DO NOT DO THAT OR SHE WILL HATE YOU FOREVER. tell her you love her and see her reaction. MAYBE she feels the same way or MAYBE she only likes you as a friend. you never know unless you ommunicate feelings with each other. just know that not everything works out and somethings wern't meant to be. hope i helped. :)

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me again
how can u tell if a girl likes u?

hmmm..it kinda depends on the girl. if she smiles alot and laughs at things you say or makes like physical contact (ie: play slaps, rubbing your arm, ect.) she had potential. or if she mentions you alot in conversations to her friends or seems to be in your range of view most of the time..but thats pretty much it, we arn't that obvious..and she MIGHT deny the fact she likes you but its only because she is afraid of rejection. hope i helped. :)

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wut the most romantic way a guy has asked u out?i need ideas thanks

um. i MUST give props to a guy named Mikal Razmandi. He played me like every single insterment and sang to me and the words were "i love you, go out with me, please?" it was so sweet. um, other than that its been boho.



um, i guess one that would melt my heart was when he KNEW i liked him and then so he came up grabed me by the waist and kissed me asked me out and hugged me SOOO tight and didn't let go until i was ready. truly a moment i'd never forget. just don't break her heart. : ) hope i helped

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Theres this irl at my school and i really like her and i wanna make a move but all this bad stuff has been happening to her,and i dont want to make her think im trying to take advantage of her in her "weakend" condition.What should i do?

just let her know that you are there for her and build up a relationship. be honest with her also, tell her how you feel..girls will find it akward but then talk to you the next day and you'll feel SO much better knowing that she knows..any move after that until the 'hook up' is up to her. she may like you back or may rebel against it b/c her life is 'so' terrible. hope i helped. :) lemme know how it goes.

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wow ok so there is this guy rite well ok i met him like 2 weeks ago n like i started kinda crushing on him n wut no n like last weekend we hung out ALOT. well we ended up kissing. ok well there is this other guy that ive kinda had a thing with for like a while but i didnt tell the 1st guy bout him. well the 1st guy....like the day after we kissed i found out he has a g/f. i dont think they were together at the time though. but that like really bummed me out. n so guy # 2 dosent no bout guy #1 lol. so guy #2 is supposed to ask me out sometime soon n i dont no wut to say. i mean i like him n everything but like guy #1 really like made me question how much. like i dont wanna go out with him if i have feelings for someone else but then at the same time i have liked him for a while. so iuno.....PLZ help me!!
*torn*

well thats not that hard. guy #1 led you on so he sounds if-y. but guy #2...he sound good. if you like him and he likes you why wouldn't it work? be honest with him and tell him there --> WAS

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Ok I had this friend... (I hope he reads this too... you know him) and he blew me off for these other friends and then I lost my temper and he started bitching about how I'm emo and that I'll do anything that my friends do and shit... he was saying retarded stuff like "Dude look at your screename it's so emo blah blah blah" Ok so then I was like I'm sorry... and he just doesn't really care... He said to find a different friend cause "He causes me more harm then pain" which is a bullshit reason for him to give me so I can stop talking to him. I don't know how his little friends convinced him to start acting like that. He won't tell me why he doesn't want to talk to me anymore. It makes me really sad... but at the same time I feel like I can't really do anything about it. It's really a confusing situation but I care a lot about him and right now I'd do almost anything to take back time and not freak out about something so stupid....

well, he seems like a jerkface. just forget him, even tho you've been through rough times and good times and gotten thro them..just wait around. he'll talk to you eventually when he realizes his dumb friends don't know what they are talking about. he mite also be trying to find himself and realize that he needs you as a friend to be himself. other than that...just be yourself and be concerned for him on the inside but try not to let it show. don't jump to any stupid conclusions either. and DON'T over-react. :) hope i helped somewhat.


Whats wrong with being emo?? huh?

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im in love with this girl, and i know that because i felt this way since i met her. i pestered her for a long time trying to hook up with her and its been a while since i asked her out, but i want to ask her again, but how do i ask her without making things weird

well, everytime you asked her..was she hesitant and uninterested? what makes you think its changed? talked to her about becoming something but don't emply you want it to be that way. use lines like "so lets say we had gone out for a year..." and wait for a response. then say something like "what would you want for a anniversary?" but don't make it obvious. haha. just don't ask her out yet, find out if shes even interested. okay, hope i helped. :)

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hi mandie well i kinda of have a problem well apparently since im writing on here. well the thing is that i like this guy and ive liked him for a while now like 2 weeks and so yeah... well i started talking to this other guy last week and he's always like oh your beautful blah blah blah well it turns out that he likes me and i told him i kinda like him a little too when he told me so yeah theres one problem [liking 2 guys and stuff]. the other problem is that the guy that likes me and he knows i like him a little my friend likes him alot and i would never be able to go out with him if he asked cause i love my friend too much to ever hurt her. what should i do?? should i make myself stop liking him?? and just move on to the other guy i like?? thanks.

hm. you seem familiar. but here is the thing, even tho you are worried about your friends and all, true friends will forgive you! they should already respect and love you for all your decisions and be there when you fall. i don't realy get your wording. i'm ReALLY confused. you like this one guy alot, and another guy a little? but they both like you? but your other friend likes the guy you like a litte? that situation is easy. haha. go out with the guy you like alot and who likes you back and then let the guy you like a little take care of your friend. two for one special and you can make it happen. hope i helped a little. :)

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you helped so much. but, updation here.. the first guy.. its over. we are absolutely just friends. and i think it sucks. and the other guy, just doesnt want it i guess. i tried talking to both. and im just a stupid friend. i can deal with it though.. if you have any advice pleasse help me..

hmmmm..here is the fun part. when you are talking to guys and everything UNDERSTAND what they are saying, don't ask "what?" or "sorry, huh?" all the time because it shows lack of interest. don't play dumb, even tho most girls think its cute...its not. at least not to most guys (i'd know b/c i've asked like millions about it). give intelligent responses and not "iuno" or "can you repeast that again". dress, oh geez. even tho you feel sexy..doesn't mean you don't look trshy. you can wear a skirt and look attractive and nice without showing your package to EVERYONE. and you can wear nice shirts cut low, tight or whatever..WITHOUT LOOKING TRASHY! those are just a few starters on how to get you a man..or at least find someone remotly interested. sorry that you are "just a friend" it sucks..i know. i'm a friend to about all my guy friends..and that would be because i'm too friendly-like i guess. oh well, i know it sucks but its only for a little while. hope i helped again! :)

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ugh.. i feel, so lonly right now. ive always wanted to be one of those people who dont need a guy beside them. and for the most part, i really think i am. but what do you do if you really want one? ------ theres been this guy.. and i guess hes liked me off and on but ive liked him ALOT for awhile now, but after much consideration, crying and convinceing myself to like other guys.. i can actually say that we are just friends. although if he ever wanted to make it more id jump on it in a heartbeat. yea, im still working on that. and theres this other guy that i really dont know very well but i just know that, if we had the chance, we could make each other sooo happy. but.. he doesnt see it. i mean i havent talked to him about it, but its just obvious. he doesnt think of me like that. ugh please tell me what to do. what to think. what to feel.

ready and willing to completely give up.

i can't tell you how to feel first off. feeling is something this advice column lacks. it sounds to me like people are seeing you more as a friend type. possibly because you haven't gone out with alot of people? possibly you haven't had a boyfriend in a long time? possibly you haven't done anything with a guy in a long time? well, i'm not sure of the situation but here is my first bit of advice. TALK TO THE GUYS. both of them, ask them if you have a chance of being with them. even though guys don't act like it, they will like you. just because a guy isn't all over you or isn't obsessed doesn't mean hes not into it. TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK. communication is really important. but here we go, when he responds re-post to me and ask me more advice and give me his response and i sware i'll help. hope i helped for now.... :)

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so i have this chick friend who i like..and i thought i might have feelings for until i learned that i pretty sure she is just trying to screw me over with my girlfriend for her own friends benefit and it is more of a shock then anything and i really dont know why i'm posting..i'm guessing i am hoping u'll say i'm being paranoid, its cowinkydink that they're all friends..w/e later mandie

haha. cute, you used the word "cowinkydink". but anyways on to the real subject, how do you know she is trying to screw you over? i most likely believe that girls would do that to help out thier friends. but um, your kinda being paranoid..but my first thing is talk to your girlfriend about whats going on..NOT that you thought you had feelings for this other girl..but what you think she is trying to do. hope i helped a little. :)

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Hey Mandie! okay well theres this boy and we made out alot and he has liked me for a while but all the sudden he likes this other girl... and i never really liked him but im getting jelous of this other girl now and i dont know why! and i know i dont like him but i dont know why im getting jeleous of her so yah give me some advice plzzz! and ill love you more than i already do lol!

um. well..just don't worry about it. tell yourself that hes nothing to you and sooner or later you'll believe it. it doesn't feel good to be jealous but you just gotta be the bigger person and ignore it. um, deep down i think you really do like this guy..or else you wouldn't be jealous, or else he means something to you and you don't really like the girl he likes. i don't know your situation but just keep telling yourself hes an idiot that he isn't liking you anymore! two for one special. boost your confidence AND get over him! :) hope i helped some.

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i have been talking to this guy for a while and hes cute and he wants to hang out but i think it will be wierd what should i do

what? did you met him online? if so, NO! but if you talk to him in person..then why not? it'll be like talking with him but for a longer time and having more fun. but if you met him online, no! no! no! unless you talk to him but your friend knows him. iuno..you get what i mean right? awesome! hope i helped. :)

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ok so this guy...known him sense the begining of the year. have liked him for maybe 1 or 2 months. im not sure if he is sending hints that he likes me to or if he just just flirting a little. sometimes when i send him the hints he just kinda like brushes them off and then other times he actualy looks like he understands what im saying...help i dont no what to do or expect

this guy is weird. try not to get too tangled up with him because if hes like that in your friendship..what he gonna be like when ya'll happen? if he brushes you off and it quite evident..then hes sending you signs that hes not interested "at the moment" coz they myte be a cute girl looking or his friends up ahead..who knows. but when he acknowleges them are you alone? b/c then..he is kinda concieded. hope i helped. :)

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so there is this girl i know and i swear she is so awesome..YOU KNOW HER, her name is mandie funk and she is this great gal, and she is friends with lots of people, really helpful, she evn has an advice page, so i figure, hey you might be able to help me out, her BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP AHHHH..well at least from what i remember, and i have NO CLUE what to get her..can ya help? lol love ya mandies!! ;)

what i want can't be bought or possesed with money. so who are you exactly b/c i didn't think anyone would remember my birthday, geez kidd, make my day why don't yah. :/ tell me who you are!

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ok my ex b/f n i were goin out for a really long time. we broke up a few times. one time it was because my best friend told him that another guy kissed me. another guy did kiss me but she didnt give me any time to tell him myself. so he broke up with me. we ended up getting back together n together for a long time. well a few months ago we broke up for good. only problem is instead of getting over him im fallin more in more in love. well she told him that. i had gone all this time with him thinking i like someone else because i new if he new i liked him he would treat me diffrent.(i saw him do it to one of my friends) so im kinda having 2 problems here. what do i do with him and how do i act. and her im so pissed at her but i dont no if i have a right to be. o and also she told me how a few weeks ago they talked about liking each other.....and she is supposed to be my best friend....plz help!!!

okay, this question is EXTREMLY hard. i know, almost the exact same thing happend to me, but without the bestfriend junk. okay, about him, you need to stop falling deeper because if he doesn't feel the same way, he'll tell you and it will break your heart into sooo many pieces and its really hard to recover from it. now to act, kinda act like a friend, but when ya'll are in a big group of people don't stare at him or anything, only look and pay full attention when its just you two. if you don't he'll think you're obsessed. the "bestfriend", ha. bestfriend rule NUMBER ONE..even if they do like the guy you're dating they have NO RIGHT to talk or tell him they have feelings until after all your feelings are gone for him. you have the right to be mad at her. she shouldn't tell him that someone kissed you before you get the chance because (even tho she thought it earned her major points) if the feeling isn't there, telling him bad news like that, not gonna help. and no one likes to be told by ANOTHER person, outside thier relationship that someone in it was cheating. but in this case, i'm not sure if it could count as cheating..because us girls CANNOT control guys' actions. well, i hope i helped somewhat. good luck! :)

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so ya theres this chick and i know you aint intrested in me but we've got history and i'm hopin something happens, mainly i'm asking..what to do in the mean time?..you know any good time wastin actvities for the bored?!?!.. :D bet ya dint see that comin

um..go look up trucks online. do your homework. read a book. do any unmentionalbes you want. drink something. make something. write a letter. talk to people. and i'm really confused..what do i have to do with this?? unless you're asking me a question about me..? oh well, hope i helped. :)

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ok so ya there is this guy i like n i just started liking him n all but we have been friends for like MAYBE 7 months. we just met this yr cuz we are freshmen but im starting to like him n ya lol but im pretty sure he dosent feel the same way but iuno if i should tell him or not....i mean i no theres the off chance he likes me n is just really good at hiding it n all but im almost positive he dosent. but i wanna no if it would be good to tell him any wayz just so he knows or if i should just keep it to myself. my best friend n you are the only people who know n i just wanna compare what yall say....thanx so much

well, this is like a hard question. two outlooks, if you tell him and he does only see you as a friend..well..then expect him to keep distance from you for a little bit. um, if he does like you and you tell him then things will pick up rather quickly. but is whatever you want and feel comfortable doing. hope i helped. :)

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ok so i just got out of a long relationship and wells its really been quite awhile but ever cents i got out for some reason im like really horney however weird that sounds but ya. like cents then i have kissed everyone of my guy friends n like im just making out with guys just for fun....is it a bad thing to just have fun or should i settle down till i find a guy?

have fun and then when the right guy comes along...stop having fun and get serious!

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