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hoo-kay, so, one time i was like ommg, the sky is falling. so den mi amigo waas like, dude ur krazy. and im all like, CHAIR!!! so hes like wut? and im like, CHAIR!!!!! den, i heeeeer dis big giant sound dat was like "snee--oooozle" and im like ommg wat de hel was dat. it turned out to be dis giant 3 toed and 4 eyed computer from arabia. mia frienda as not any longer here today. he was killed by a giant 3 nosed liger. OMMG that was like the worst day of mah in-tyre lyfe.

ommg, thnx
herbie and eli a.

lol...nice herbie and eli...

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ok... i like this guy and i think he likes me back. (heh a little confident i know) but i think he also likes tons of other girls. hes really popular and has a lot of friends. i talk to him sometimes but somehow i think thats not enough. ive become friends with some of his friends but that doesnt really help. i want him to like me more but i dont know if he will. i tried. help me lily!! love ya!

ok, babe...what you gotta do is let him know you like him. if he acts like he likes other girls, it may just be him hiding that he likes you. but what you really have to do is talk to him ALOT! that'll definately help! so just talk to him a lot and tell him how you feel. hope i helped!
xXx
Lily

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ok, my friend really likes you, he goes on and on... about you, he's always like, she's so beautfiul and nice and cool, and I'm like, dude, weren't we just talking about football? so yeah you can clearly tell he likes you, =P but tell me, are you gonna go out with anyone this year, or is that "I'm not dating this year" thing still intact? causs yeah he really likes you, its sorta cute :) but then he gets all sad that you're; as he says; "out of his league" but oh well, you're cool and all so help me out here Lily =D thanks gorgeous

haha. that's cute, but you see I'm probably not going to go out with anyone this year. it depends on how the person asks. and who this person is. I dunno...but whoever this person is...I can guarentee you...I'm not 'out of his league'. so...I don't know...i doubt that I'd go out with anyone this year, but It's worth taking a chance...so my advice is go for it...but if I say no...don't take it personally!!! hope I helped!
xXx
Lily

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haha well my name is simeon and i am in 7th grade and so i have a thing for the same girl since the beginning of 6th grade i know i am lame
she obviously doesnt like me back and ppl have told me to talk to her and shit like dat but umm sometimes we dont have much to talk about and it becomes "akward" so you know i HATE having akward momnents with ladys ,,,...... what topics and when hitting on her or just you know putting my arm aorund her ETC what is to much and what isnt?

WE ARE NOT Going out and it SUCKS WHIP ASS

her name is roxy

ok, well, if she doesn't like you, i probably wouldn't put your arm around her. it might scare her a little. find out what kinds of things she likes from her friends and talk to her about those kinds of things. if there's an awkward monent, just tell her you have to go. that way she doesn't think that you're desprate. Also, you should always be the one to end the conversations. she really won't think of you as desprate (not that you are, it's just that sometimes it seems like guys are desprate to girls) hope I helped!
xXx
Lily

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ok so i really like this person and im not sure if they are cheating on me some of my friends think they are... other people talk to im not sure who i should believe. itsjust i cant stay away from this person what should i do? i cant believe im asking anyone about this

wait...I'm comfused...are you going out with this person??? just inbox me and can you please rephrase the question??? thanks!!!
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Lily

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I had to take a piss one time. So i did it in a bush and the girl i liked saw me. Now she thinks im perverted, what should i do?

Anonymous

lol, I dunno...you can't really change how she thinks...just be really sweet to her...
hope I helped and sorry i wasn't more explanitory...
xXx
Lily

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i have 2 friends and they both hate eachother. i want to be with both of them even at the same time it would save me time for hmwrk and stuff but its just too crazy and i'd really like some peace..any ideas.

well, you can't make them like eachother, but uoi can get them to know eachother better so they would have more things to talk about. some ways of doing this is to invite both of them over for a sleepover so that they have plenty of time to talk, and by having just the 2 of them, they can't escape eachother. but don't tell them that the other one is coming 'till they get there. that happened to me a few times and now the people who I didn't like are my best friends! hope I helped!
xxxx
Lily

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ew ok i think im sooooo fat and stuff but none of my friends will agree w/ me but i think they're all just like being good friends and don wanna say ya u r so like its reely annoying......i mean i look in the mirror and its disgusting......i've tried everything and i don get skinny......i think im becomin anorexic again and i don wanna do that but idk wut else to do!!
~lAsT rEsOrT~

omg babe! i bet you really AREN'T fat! and becoming anorexic isn't going to do anything except hurt your health. what you really need to do is to run everyday. and swimmimg helps too. you should like join the Y or something like that so that you can like work out with the work out equiptment (tredmills, bike etc.) and also have access to the pool all year. Also, eat healthy. Cut back on chips and candy. Snack on fruit and veggies. hope I helped!
xxxxx
Lily

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Oh yeah this may sound cheesy but you are doing a really good job with this advice stuff =D I read it all and I think its awsome, ok but to the point, I like this girl, and I had a "back up" in case that girl had a BF, and well she didn't, but now she does, I really like her but I thought it was worthless, I checked out the other one and she's taken also!!! and how I found out was reallyyy sad, I saw them kiss right in front of me, I was about to burst out into tears, even though I'm a dude and all, I don't really care it was really sad, so now both of the girls I even somwhat liked are taken :( what should I do? all the other girls at Westland are either, hot and bitches, or nice and ugly, I'm waiting for somone who has both, and the only 2 who do are taken!! HELP ME!!!

thanks Lily,
sooooo much ^_^

well, just try to find another girl! i know it's hard but unless you want to wait for one of your top two people to like you. and the outside doesnt matter. if you think someone's nice, go for it!
hope I helped!
xxxxxx
Lily

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ew omg there is like this total freak who wears abercrombie everything and jeans are like skintight. its so sick and he looks so melancholy. i have a photo of him in my room cause i liked him in 2nd grade, he knows and now he thinks he has a chance with me. it is so gross! i totally think he likes my bff too, though, or maybe he also likes my fave outfit. its soooo gross. omg, help me escape this random weirdo!
xxx !OMG!

lol, haha

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ok so there wuz this guy hu liked me and i sorta liked this other guy but i wood so go out w/ the guy hu liked me soo i decided to like him. then i found out the guy i sorta liked 2 begin w/ liked me and thier bffs so i had 2 like..pick..i picked the first one i liked. i thot it wuz a gud choice but then he told me he wuzn sure if he liked me or not and the other guy had liked me a lot! so now i think i wanna go out w/ the other guy but idk if he'll still like me. AND i sorta still like the first guy! ulgh, i have absolutly NO IDEA wat to do! help pleez!!!!!!!!!!
~i'M sO StUpId~

C'mon hunn, you're not stupid! You're just a little bit confused. Just think who will make you happier. Wait a couple of days and see who makes you smile and laugh more. And I guarentee that's the person you'll want to be with. Good luck! Hope I helped!
xxx
Lily

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OMG LILY!! yesterday my crush was playing basketball and he looked so hot! so my bff walks straight up to him and goes, "omg i think that _______ likes you! and you two should TOTALLY go out!" without even asking me first! i was so, like, mortified! i can't even show my face in school now! i think i'll have to wear a paper bag over my head. now, he thinks i am a total freak. i really want him to be my BF but i wasn't planning it to work out like it did! OMG i'm going to like, die! I need help, girlfriend! xxx love you to peices!
¡Totally Mortified Love-bird!

Lol babe! This has happened to me mant timey before! Trust me, he doesn't think you're a total freak. He may be a little wierded out, but he'll get over it. But hey, who knows! Maybe knowing you like him will cause him to realize he likes you back! All of this kind of crap turned out good for me!!! Just tell him that it was the truth and that if he doesn't like you back if you could still be friends. But I think it'll work out well! GOod luck babe! Hope I helped!
xxx
Lily

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Hey, it's me again, "My Love Life is Screwed." I really like hiim! i'm not telling anyone who i like...but i reeeeally like him and he's really nice and stuff, and he seems to flirt sometimes...but i think it's just my imagination. I have no idea what to do because im really scared to take a chance, and if my friend asks if he likes me then what if he doesn't? and what if he finds out and he gets all scared of me and we can't even be friends? I really want to go out with him maybe but i don't know what to do!!! HELP!! ~Screwed~

Ok, well...you eiither gotta waiit iit out or just say to hiim 'I liike you and I was wonderiing iif you liike me. I don't want thiings to be weiird between us so iif you don't liike me then can you pretend liike I never said any of thiis?' The only way you'll ever find out is by askiing...but even iif he doesn't liike you, you'r stiill young. You have plenty of tiime to fiind someone. I know thiis probably iisn't what you wanted you hear...i Hope I helped anyway!
xxx
..:::Lily:::..

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i have a huge problem. i have a boyfriend right? and i have a bff also. okay so my bff likes my boyfriend and i think my boyfriend likes my bff. what should i do?

also i am in 7th grade is that too young to make out?

If you feel like your boyfriend doesn't like you...dump him before he dumps you. But that's not always a good idea because you never know...he might not like your bff. If I were you, I'd just wait and see what happends. But I don't know what you should do about your bff liking your boyfriend. I think that you guys just need to talk about it. 7th grade isn't too young to make out...alot of people do it. Hope I helped!
xoxo
Lily

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i am 13 and me and my boyfriend are really close. we've been together since like 4th grade (on and off) but i think he wants to step it up a bit. i am ready and all that but then again i just want to know am i too young for sex and stuff? i really love him!!!

Ok, I think this is mainly up to you, but my opinion is that you're too young for sex. It's really you're choive though. I wouldn't do it if I were you, but I'm not, so do whatever you think is right. Don't give in to pressure, though. Hope I helped and good luck!
xoxo
Lily

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okay...i kinda like this guy, except i kinda don't. I don't cause i know that i'll never have a chance (everyone that i've ever liked never likes me back) but i do because...well, i dont know...i just do. but anyway, i know you're gonna say "GO FOR IT!" but i cant! i'll be totally humiliated and heartbroken
~My Love Life is Screwed~

Well, it seems like this situation is more complicated than most of the other questions...but I know how you feel. In this case you might now want to go for it quite yet. I think you need to wait a little while. You know, just give it some time. And then you should decide what you want. If you decide you still like him, then maybe ask a friend to find out if he likes you. Even if he says he doesn't, you may still have a chance. So just give it a little time and see how you feel. You know what to do from there, but If you need any more help, I'll be happy to help you. HOPE I HELPED!
xoxo
Lily

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Okay so theres this guy i liek so much...it all started at the movies when i was really scared to i went to sit with him and he was really comphorting! I really thaught he liekd me back cus he was flirting and hugin g me and stuff...tehn i saw him hugging another girl. All my friends say he lieks me but soem say he doesnt...some think hes weird but im really upset and i want himto liek me soooo bad! HELP ME LILY!
-truly hurt

It sounds like he likes you. Who knows...he might just be friends with the girl! It sounds to me like he likes you...Now what I think you should do is just ask him if he likes you...and if you're too shy to, then get one of your friends to. I know that if any of my friends felt that way, I'd be happy to help them out! I know your friends will be happy to help you out, too. So just go for it, or have one of your friends do it for you...I think it'll all turn out good! Hope I helped!
xoxo
Lily

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hey im really confused. I like this girl alot!! some ppl say that she likes me others say she doesn't. What should i do??? PLZ HELP
~Confused~

Ok...well I guess the only thing to do is ask her if she likes you! I know it might feel a little awkward, but as I've said before, If she says that she doesn't like you, you can just ask her if you can keep it between the two of you. But if you don't know how to ask her, you can always just say I've heard that you like me and I was wondering if it was true? It's really very easy. Hope I helped, and PLEASE RATE!
xox
Lily

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i really need help. Lately i've been thinking stuff about myself that's bad. I think that no one likes me (let alone guys!) because they always talk to my friends...and ignore me. I look in the mirror and tell myself im ugly...what do i do? - anonymous, i'm a girl

wow babe, you've got a pretty serious issue here. I can relate to this one, though because I've been through it. Chances are you're not ugly, it's just a self-esteem problem. I had that exact same problem. Also, some people just don't start out that well with boys, but trust me, you'll get more comfortable around them and they'll get more comfortable around you. Also, you just need to try to talk to them more. I definatley think you'll overcome this problem because I know I have! Hope i helped and good Luck babe!
xoxo
lily

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okay heres the deallio i like this guy ....but he is going out with another girl.....what do i do?????try and break them up or wait untill it happends by itself he seems interested but should i put myself out there and b like i LOVE U .....tell me what to do!!!!!

admirer from a far

Well, If you want I think you should at least give him a hint that you like him...that might trigger him to break up with his girlfriend...but i woiudn't try to break them up. That's just wrong. Just tell him how you feel. THat'll make a difference.
hope I helped!
xoxo
lily

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