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My best friend has been consumed by a totally worthless boyfriend. He's a jerk who demands all her time; she was so much cooler before he came along! How can I get her back? (link)
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Let your friend see, in some way, that he is a total jerk. You can drop hints here and there, saying stuff like how controlling he is, how needy he is, how big a jerk he is, etc. But don't EVER go straight up to her and make her choose between you and him. If it gets mroe serious, tell her some reasons you don't like him and why he's worthless, and let her decide for herself. Hopefully, she will see he is a no-good jerk, and all will be right with the world.
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ok i'm getting the feeling lately that staplers and staples are out to take over the world. but they can't because the bunny slippers already claimed the world and the world domination rule book states very clearly that once an inanimate object claims some planet to dominate another inanimate object can not dominate it until the other inanimate object has taken over for at least 1 month (you now how things are). but now that i have found out about the staplers and staples i have the feeling that they want to kill me so that i don't ruin their plan. which is a very bad thing because they r now following me.....and getting closer...and closer...and Closer!...and CLOSER!!!...and ::runs away from staplers and staples::. sry that i have to run but those staples hurt when they combine forces with the staplers and staple your finger to the wall!i would talk to the Government but they are already trying to take over the World and could very well just help the staplers, staples, and bunny slippers and that would not be good.not good at ALL!!! so what should i do because i can't sleep because the bunny slippers will eat my feet, i can't stay still for too long because the staplers and staples will staple me to things, and there is a giant rabbit eating all of my flowers in my garden...which has nothing to do with anything but it still is a problem. What Should I do??? Oh no...the bunny slippers are coming...they're too fast...i can't out run them...they're coming....they're AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*monotous voice* BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!! Plz excuse us while the bunny slippers take over the world, the staplers and staples mangle the author of this letter, and the the giant bunny in her backyard eats all of the flowers in her garden.... (link)
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First, buy some anti-bunny slippers repelent at your local Acme store. And while you're at it, buy some anvils, too.
Then lie down in bed and wait for the staplers to come.
When they come, jump out of bed quickly and pull the rope you so cleverly hid and anvils while fall on them.
Then the bunny-slippers will come.
The staplers will then shoot out, and staple the bunny-slippers against the wall.
Spray them with the repelent.
I don't know what you're so fussy about, though, the stpalers can't take over for another month.
The pencils already have.
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Everybody in my school has already had like 10 boy/girl friends... I've had none. Thats right... zip, zero, zilch! They all say how great it is to be hooked up, and they always have someone to dance with at activity nite. I have nobody!
Sincerely,
BoyCrazy (link)
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Why do you need a boyfriend? Just because everybody else has a boy/girl friend, doesn't mean you have to get one. Everyone works at his/her pace, because having a boy/girlfriend when you're not ready just because everyone else has one is like taking your training wheels off your bike when you're not ready. Having a boyfriend is not always good, sometimes there's fights, break-ups, and rejection. And even if you are ready, do you want a boyfriend because of what others say or because you truly like a boy? You may just break the boy's heart if you decide you don't like having a boyfriend, or vice versa. If you get a boyfriend because you truly like a boy and not because everyone else brags about having one, then go for it.
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