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I can help mostly anyone in anything! Just to let you know i wanna be a pchyologist when 'm older so this is just like practice for me=)-

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ahh sorry dont click on that link i sent you. my question is is that i got in a fight with my boyfriend for a week and he dosnt think i trust him so i have to prove to him that i do trust him and idk how

Hey Hun, Well you kinda have to let it come to him. Like if he tells you something don't tell ANYONE. Theres nothing i can really say. Sorry! HoPe I HeLpEd! You can IM me on CoKeIzZle X 13 ! xOxO ~NiCoLe

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am i wasting my time goin out with someone thats moving to a different state?? hes always hanging out with other gurls and were hardly ever talkin..im soo confused what should i do dump him?? or stay with him??

Hey Hun,you kinda are wasting ur time.Sorry to say.But just say you wanna be friends. HoPe I HeLpEd! You can IM me on CoKeIzZle X 13 xOxO ~NiCoLe

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Im 14, female, and i have this really great bf that goes to my school i eat lunch with and is in one of my classes. on the other hand we've been going out for 5 months and i feel like we do the same thing all the time and like hes getting bored or sumthing. Then i have a really good other guy friend that i havent known for that long, which i met through my bf, and i think i like him, and i know he likes me, please help im so lost and confused~

Okay Hun, I think i know what you're going through. Try doing something new with you're boyfriend. Like, go to a different restruant or something like that. And if you love your boyfriend you should probably get over his friend soon. Because you will relize how great your boyfriend is. Well if you need anymore help you can find me here OR you can IM me on CoKeIzZle X 13 !! HoPe I HeLpEd xOxO ~NiCoLe

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im rick james, Bitch!im rick james, Bitch!im rick james, Bitch!im rick james, Bitch!im rick james, Bitch!

Hey, can you please stop. Thanks!xOxO ~NiCoLe

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IM RICK JAMES BITCH!

That's..wonderful

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hey i was the one who asked you about rmaster79 ok so heres the thing ok so like ever time like when i am by him i get all nevrous and sweaty and i don't know how to stop because i really really really like this guy and well i don't really know how to explain it well so any ways i need help and well i wanted know if he was going out with any one lately so if you could well you know were to reach me (chuckles9203)

Hey Chels, well maybe just think of him as someone different. Like your bestfriend. Maybe that will stop the sweating.Sorry this hasnt really happend to me. But I will talk to him 4 you. xOxO ~NiCoLe

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so hey
i have liked this guy 4 three years but i don't know if he likes me or not but i don't think he does so like his sn is rmaster79 so if u could fill me in i would love that so my sn is chuckles9203

Hey Hun, okay I will! xOxO ~NiCoLe

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Hey nicole its diana! just wanted to hi lyl~ ttul!

Hey Di,haha I love u 2!!! xOxO ~NiCoLe

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i have a problem.....
this girl dumped me and i need to know how to win her back.if i were asking u, how could i win u over?

Hey Hun, umm i dont really know how guys win me back. But heres some advice *flirt with her* *make her feel special* *write her poems* *hug her* *hold her hand* I don't know what to say. I guess do those things and see what happend. You can IM me on CoKeIzZle X 13 Hope I Helped! xOxO ~NiCoLe

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Here we go,
Once upon a time not long ago,
When people wore pajamas and lived life slow,
When laws were stern and justice stood,
And people were behavin’ like they ought ta good,
There lived a lil’ boy who was misled,
By anotha lil’ boy and this is what he said:
Me & you, ty, we gonna make sum cash,
Robbin’ old folks and makin’ ah dash,
They did the job, money came with ease,
But one couldn’t stop, it’s like he had a disease,
He robbed another and another and a sista and her
Brotha,
Tried to rob a man who was a d.t. undercover,
The cop grabbed his arm, he started acting erratic,
He said keep still, boy, no need for static,
Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap,
But little did he know the lil’ boy was strapped,
The kid pulled out a gun, he said why’d ya hit me
? ,
The barrel was set straight for the cop’s kidney,
The cop got scared, the kid, he starts to figure,
I’ll do years if I pull this trigga,
So he cold dashed and ran around the block,
Cop radioes it to another lady cop,
He ran by a tree, there he saw this sista,
A shot for the head, he shot back but he missed her,
Looked around good and from expectations,
So he decided he’d hit for the subway stations,
But she was coming and he made a left,
He was runnin’ top speed till he was outta breath,
Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him,
Then he made his move to an abandoned building,
Ran up the stairs up to the top floor,
Opened up the door there, guess who he saw? ,
Dave the dope fiend shootin’ dope,
Who don’t know the meaning of water nor soap,
He said I need bullets, hurry up, run!
The dope fiend brought back a spanking shotgun,
He went outside but there was cops all over,
Then he dipped into a car, a stolen nova (? ),
Raced up the block doing 83,
Crashed into a tree near university,
Escaped alive though the car was battered,
Rat-a-tat-tatted and all the cops scattered,
Ran out of bullets and still had static,
Grabbed a pregnant lady and out the automatic,
Pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o’
Lead,
He told the cops back off or honey here’s dead,
Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong,
So he let the lady go and he starts to run on,
Sirens sounded, he seemed astounded,
Before long the lil’ boy got surrounded,
He dropped the gun, so went the glory,
And this is the way I must end this story,
He was only seventeen, in a madman’s dream,
The cops shot the kid, ta still hear him scream,
This ain’t funny so don’t ya dare laugh,
Just another case ’bout the wrong path,
Straight ’n narrow or yo’ soul gets cast(?

pLEASE sTOP! xOxO ~!NiCoLe

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Lucifer son of the mourning, I'm gonna chase you out of earth!
I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase satan out of earth
I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase the devil out of earth
I'm gonna send him to outa space, to find another race
I'm gonna send him to outa space, to find another race
Satan is an evilous man,
But him can't chocks it on I-man
So when I check him my lassing hand
And if him slip, I gaan with him hand
I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase satan out of earth
I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase the devil out of earth
I'm gonna send him to outa space, to find another race
I'm gonna send him to outa space, to find another race
Him haffi drop him fork and run
Him can't stand up to Jah Jah son
Him haffi lef' ya with him gun
Dig off with him bomb
I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase satan out of earth
I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase the devil out of earth
I'm gonna send him to outa space, to find another race
I'm gonna send him to outa space, to find another race
Satan is a evilous man,
But him can't chocks it on I-man
So when I check him my lassing hand
And if him slip,

PLEASE FREAKIN STOP! IT'S ANNOYING! IM ME AND TELL ME THESE SONGS! CoKeIzZle X 13 THANK-YOU!!

P.S I usually don't answer questions like this and i would be happy 2 help u with problems NOT SONGS! thnx!

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ok i have a crush on this boy and i know he doesnt like me but we were friends and then we got into this huge fight and i like him but he hates me!

Hey Hun,please tell me what the question is and then I might be able answer it! ~NiCoLe xOxO

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Yeah!
I see you and your lil click up in tha club nigga
I see ya'll niggas over there talkin' that shit
But you know what nigga
Bitch niggas get dealt wit motherfuckin' real quick!

Here we come boy
Real niggas shoot ta kill betta run boy
Or you can tell me how I feel as a
Real nigga
Which nigga
Go get a bitch nigga
No better
Hoes better do what I say
Cuz I'm insane in tha brain
Bitch I got rip chains in my veins
Real niggas never change
We just let it bang
Roll thru tha gutter lane
Daddy said let 'em hang
And cut 'em like its butter mayne
Skeet skeet skeet
Naw thats tha other mayne
Cuz my skeet never leave
Gotta struggle mayne
TNA ain't workin' niggas DNA
That crazy bitch'll have ya ass off E&J
Fake niggas got these real bitches bein' gay
Til my peoples come around its like night and day
Now she wanna change her god and the way she pray
Authentic niggas all know thats tha playa way

what the hell?you need to STOP and GROW UP!thank-you!

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hi nicole,
u answered my question about my friend and how she blackmails me. and u sid that she is not a true friend then, right? well i am tryin not to hang out around/with her but she is always following me and she wont leave me alone. What should i do {i can't just tell her to leave me alone or she will spred rumors about me}?

Just write her a note saying we can't hang out because of how you act. And list some things she did. This has happend to me before. She's definently NOT a friend. Well Hope I helped! xOxO ~NiCoLe

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Hey i need advice. I know this guy kind of likes me. I dont think he knows I like him or at least he thinks I used to. The reason is because I kind of ignore him because when he's around i get all nervous and quiet.

I want him to know I like him so maybe we can start a relationship but I think the only way to let him know is to actually tell him but im scared that he might be one of those guys who dont like girls who like them but like girls who dont like them.

And plus another problem is I can't go out with anyone until September and I'm afraid he'll stop liking me by then. Help!

Hey Hun,if you ignore him nothing's going to happen!You have to let him see who you really are. And if you don't he could stop liking you OR he would think you are a shy girl. Just be yourself around him but add a lil flirt with it.lol Well HoPe I HeLped! you can IM me on CoKeIzZle X 13 OR u can find me here! xOxO ~NiCoLe

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hay nicole,
my friend she is really annoyin. she WILL NOT leave me ALONE! she always gets me into trouble. I tell the teacher sometimes, the teacher gives her a talk but she keeps buggin me. one time i was out at recess and she pushed me into the snow and i got into trouble. FYI: she thinks i am her friend, but im not {no one else likes her}What should i do?

Hey Hun, the easiest thing for me is to right them a note saying we can't hang out until your change a lil.And tell her what she did. I don't really know what else to say.IM me on CoKeIzZle X 13.IF you wish.HoPe I HeLpEd xOxO ~NiCoLe

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well, my gf dumped me and now im going into an emotional distress period and it sucks. i dont know what im gonna do now that im single and fell like im never gonna go back to being a normal citizen. can u help me . plyz i need all the help i can get.

Hey Hun,you are still a normal citizen! There are good things about being single too! It's not that bad. You can flirt,go out with other girls,and you don't have to worry about her so much.And you and your ex can still be friends! Just to get out of that emotional 'stage' just take her off your mind.Think about other think. POSTIVE thinking. Like hang out with friends more. That should get her off your mind. HoPe I HelPeD! YoU know where to find me! Or you can IM me on CoKeIzZle X 13 . XoXo ~NiCoLe

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dear nicole,
i get bad grades cause i play air guitar in the middle of class and my grades are all f'd up so will u plyz help me. (i bet u know who this is, lol)

Hey Hun,umm i don't know who this is.Am i supposed to?lol ANYWAYS. Try leaving your "air guitar" for AFTER class. Like in between class. Or after school. Try maybe getting a new hobbie that's not during class. Well,hope i helped! XoXo ~NiCoLe

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Hay!
My friend is always takin my stuff and my friends.she also blackmails me and all of my friends if she wants sumthin that we do not give her.i dnt want to tell her that she is actin that way and hurt her feelings {it is not that easy}. what should i do?

Hey Hun,she's not a true friend. I know you don't want to hear this but she is pretty much using you.Been there done that. Sorry! HoPe I HeLpEd! You know where to find me! xOxO ~NiCoLe

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hey Nicole,
My friend chooses when she wants to be my friend and it gets really annoying. She likes this guy and he is going out with a 7th grader and my friend is really mean to her.and my friend changes when she is around him !!!!!
What would you do?????
****Mandy*****

Hey Hun, Shes not a true friend ditch her! If she is gonna CHOOSE when she wants to be your friend.That's called USING YOU! Sorry Mandi but you need deserve better friends. HoPe I HeLpEd xOxO ~NiCoLe

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