Welcome to my advice column. I mostly answer questions about Sex, Sex health, and Love life issues but I can also help on other topics that I think I can answer. If you need help on one of these qeustions feel free to ask me your question. I'll try to answer you the best way I can.
E-mail: missiechan@netscape.net
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Member Since: May 10, 2004
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There is this guy I know who likes me. Many people think he does. He's never talked to me before and he stares at me when he thinks I'm not looking. But recently he's been teasing me a lot. He threw a kickball at my head today and shouted "score!!" Why does he do that? (link)
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Heh I'm guessing your in Middle School right? Although this happens in High School too younger boys tend to do this more often than older ones.
Usually people, both male and female, do this to the opposite gender because they like you. I did this before in Middle School to a few guys I liked. I have no clue why I did this.
My only guess is that if his friends figure out he likes you than he'll be teased. But if he teases you, infront of his friends, it looks like he doesn't like you and therefore wont get teased.
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Just the other day me and my bf were kissing and stuff and all of a sudden i passed wind and it was quite loud and i ran out of the room i was really embarassed and the next day he must of told someone because some of the guys were joking and laughing at me and the last couple of
days i have avoided him because im not sure what to do or say about it especially if he brings it up what should i do? (link)
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Heh. Passing gas is a normal body function, but of coure no one likes to do it.
You shouldn't be so embaressed that you haven't seen in the last few days. Just try to talk to him without anyone around and tell him that your embarresed and that you just feel odd about the whole thing. Maybe he'll understand that girls fart too sometimes. Everyone farts and sometimes its not during the best times.
Just talk to him in private and see what he has to say about it. It wasn't your fault that happened ok? Dont feel so embarresed. ^_^
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This is a bit embarassing im 16 and i have a small penis and recently i went to have sex with my gf for the first time my penis went soft and i
could'nt get it up does this happen often?
im worried that it will happen again and that i maybe to small is there anything i can do about this? (link)
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Well since your only 16 I can possibly understand your issue. Usually a guy can not stay hard very long when they are new to this experince. If you came to early dont worry.This is called Erectile Disfunction. That happens to many young men such as yourself. If you want to see if there is anything you can do about it maybe you can go see your doctor. They can often treat this.
About your penis size though. Most women say that as long as your bigger than 5 inches your fine. Most women say if your bigger than 9 its scary. But for your girlfriend it might be different. Just talk to her about it. If she feels that you need to be bigger it is your discion if you want to take something to get bigger or to tell her your happy with how you are. Remember its how you use your penis and not how big it is. As long at it can reach I think your ok.
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What's a hand job? This slutty girl at my school brags about giving dudes hand jobs all the time and I dunno what it is. lol. I'm dumb... (link)
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A hand job is when a girl takes the guys penis into on or both of her hands and begins to move them really fast up and down his penis.
Its the same way a guy masterbates with himself except the girl does it for him. This can be called a hand job, jerking off, or jacking off. Thats all the names I know of.
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Just curious, what counts more, width or lenghth. (link)
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Personally to me its how you use it that counts most. You can be really nice in length and width but if you suck at it you suck. It doesn't matter.
Just learn how to use it right and you'll be fine.
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what is an orgasm? (link)
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An orgasm is when I male or female cums, or for women its lubricate. Basically an Orgasm is the best feeling you get after you tence up from seual pleasure. After you tence up then you relax and thats the orgasm.
Its better than how I explain it ^^;
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R online relationshipz as bad as people tink? Mii friend tinks they're gross. (link)
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Well not all online relationships are wrong. Sure there have been a lot of cases where people have had a relationship on the web and then meet and one person did kill the other.
But then again you have these date sites that people have meet each other in real life and they have gotten married. It all up to you and possibly chance.
As for your friend not liking them well thats ok too. If its not for her then she shouldn't have an online relationship. No one can force others to do what they dont want to do. Just tell her its up to the people that have these relationships and not her. If she doesn't want one then dont have one.
It's that simple.
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im nearly 17 and my penis is about 6.5 to 7 inches long is that about average? im a little
worried what my girlfriend will think. (link)
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Your worried that a 6.5-7inch penis is not average? Wow. I do beleive the average for a penis is about 5 to 6 inches roughly. So I think your fine for size.
As for your girlfriend she should not only love you for what your are inside but she shouldn't have to worry how big or small your are. If she wants you to be some scary size like 9 inches maybe you should think it over about being with her. That seems very greedy.
Personally I wouldn't want anything bigger than 8 inches. So your fine in my terms.
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Hi, right now I'm 14 and my boobs have stopped growing. I wear like an AA30 which is realy small and embarrasing. I was thinking about over the summer I could try some breats enlargement pills. I searched and the best place I could find is Small Breast Solutions.com Do you think I should try these. I'm sure I want to (for myself) so I can feel what it is like to be a girl. (I know I sound stupid.) I asked my mom and she is okay with it. I know the ingreadients and I know I know what I'm doing. I think it is better than plastic surgery (whith all the bad outcomes.) But I'm not sure about my friends and this guy who is my really close friend. (I told them I had stopped growing.) (Guys how would you feel if a girl you knew was using this?)I'm not going to tell anyone. Thank you so much for advice! (link)
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Well since everyone gave you the right information about waiting till your atleast 18 and older I'll give you some humor. Remember being tiny is a great thing. I am an A cup myself.
Small Busted Women
-don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
-always look younger
-find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
-can always see their toes and shoes
-can sleep on their stomachs
-have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
-know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts
-know that everything more than a handful is wasted
-can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle
-can take an aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out
I hope this gives you a few laughs and I hope this also makes you see why its good to be tiny.
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im almost 17 and my boyfriend been together for about 10 months and the last couple of months i started giving him a hand job and it takes a few minutes for him to cum is that normal?
And recently we started having sex and the 3 times we tried his penis would go soft after a few minutes and he's always been a bit self conscious about his penis size and im not sure what to do i don't want to make him feel bad any suggestions on what we can do? it's both our first time. (link)
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Worried that your boyfriend is cumming too fast? Dont worry thats normal for guys that are either new to sex or with a new girl. Sounds like he's just very excited to be doing this with you.
Mostly guys dont take very long to have an orgam like it takes a woman. For instance, a normal man can usualy hold their orgsim for about 30minutes. But that is usually after they've had sex for a while. But it also depends on the male himself. Maybe your boyfriend just needs to get used to the pleasure you give him.
I hope this helped you. And maybe if you and your boyfriend wanted you can go to a doctor for more advice. Good luck.
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This is a stupid question. But this guy asked this girl if she had a bush. He said if she did it would be a total turn-off then he said his friend likes it. What is he talking about?
Thanks_ 14 year old. (link)
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A bush on a female means she has pubic hair.
Pubic hair, bush, beaver all mean the same thing. Hair growing around your private parts.
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I did it with my dog last week. He's good at it, but can I get pregnant from doing it with a dog? Could my babies be deformed? Could I get sick from doing this? (link)
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Well I would never think about doing my dog. Of course she's female but still...
Anyways, no you will not get pregnant and so you will not have any deformed babies. Getting sick is a maybe but I think thats only if you give your dog a blowjob.
Maybe you should go to council and see about this. And if you dont thats your choice. Just know that you cant get pregnant with anything other than a male human.
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How can i tell if my man has a yeast infection??? I had one a while back like say 6 months ago, and we tried to have sex well i had it without a condom he just slipped it in there but it hurt to much so he pulled out, could he have a yeast infection??? And he really wants me to give him oral sex but im scared becase of the yeast infec thing, could i get it in my mouth??? what does it look like if i get it in my mouth?? I dont wanna say to him "what if you have a yeast infection?" cause then that will jsut embarass him... also his penis always smells bad when i go to give him oral, it always smells really nasty, how do i tell him that i cant do it cauase it smells bad???? PLEASE HELP!!! (link)
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Most of the time the male usually only carried it but he can have it. But I do beleive the smell may be it.
If you really care about him I suggest you tell him about the smell and take him to go see a doctor. If you dont then he'll keep wondering why you wont give him oral and then if you do you'll end up getting the yeast infection in your mouth and that is not very pleasent.
So go see a doctor and then he can get treatment. Then you can go back to your love life.
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i'm 14 and i've had sex 15 times with 16 different people(threesome) and 13 of them are members of my family(aunts, uncles, cousins, mom, dad, sister, brother, dog, etc.) and now i might be pregnant and i don't know who the father is(obviously not girls) what if it's like half dog? is that possible? HELP ASAP
thanx
write back asap (link)
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Hmm I do beleive you posted this before and I did answer so I shall answer again. ^_^
First off. Their is no way your child is going to be half dog. Any animal can not mate outside their species. So you cant have one.
Second off, if it is a baby between you and one of your family members there is not a huge chance that your baby will become defective or retarded. Yes there is the slight chance of that but these changes usually only become seen in the child after two or more generations of incest.
And last you MUST go see a doctor as soon as possible. If it is true you made it with your parents then they should be able to take you to the doctor. That is the biggest issue. Just get to a doctor. The faster you do that the better things will get.
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Here is my scenario: I'm 18 and I have only had my period for less than 2 years. I have never had sex. My period has never been normal or regular and it pretty much comes and goes as it pleases. Sometimes I don't have it for months and months at a time. As of now, I havent had it for at least 3 months now. My problem is that I think that when I was fooling around with someone (not having sex) that semen may have managed to go through a layer of clothing and maybe make its way inside me.
Since I havent had a period since god knows when - I have no idea if the little soldiers got in or not. After that night in question I encountered the tiniest bit of blood - barely considered a 'drop' and that was it. That was the main reason I thought it might have been conception.
Recently, I have been eating a lot more but I haven't really gained any weight. My breasts may have gotten bigger but they were sore for at least a week straight.
I'm wondering if these things could mean that I am pregnant. I have been under a lot of stress so I am thinking maybe that is the reason why I haven't had my period for a long time and that maybe my body is just finally deciding to develop which accounts for the breasts thing.
I'm very worried because not only would being pregnant ruin my life and a baby's life, but my boyfriend would clearly break up with me because we have never had sex and he will probably assume I was with some other guy behind his back. Not to mention the cazillion other reasons why its bad.
Are there any tell-tale signs that might help me to know or at least put my mind at ease before going to see a doctor? (link)
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Some girls, like yourself, do have these abnormal periods. It's nothing to worry about. Sometimes for girls it can take a few years for their body to finally get their period to come on a monthly basis. But sometimes this doesn't happen and their periods are crazy and dont come on a monthly basis. Thats ok. Theres nothing wrong with you.
This also doesn't mean your pregnant. You didn't say you had any morning sickness and thats a clear sigh you would be pregnant. Eating more doesn't always mean your feeding two people. Maybe your just coming in late for puebity. Also after 3 months I think you would see your belly grow a bit more than normal by then.
If you want to find out more about whats going on I do suggest you go to a doctor to see if you are pregnant or not. PLus if you finally want to get your period on time you can ask your doctor about birth control. Not only will the pill or patch keep those little soilders out of you but Birth Control is known to also help girls regulate their periods.
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I have something to say to all advicenators.
Ratings are nice and they help to know what other people think of the advice we give but their not THAT big of a deal.
I'm really tired of seeing everyone asking advicenators to "Rate" them. No I'm not trying to be rude but it seems like that is all everyone thinks about.
The more you give advice the more ratings you get. 80% 90% time people don't rate but as time goes on we all will get ratings.
Thank You for reading what I have to say.
sincerely
advice~gurl (link)
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I dont blame you for saying that. I've only gotten one rating and I do hope for more but I dont go around asking people to rate me.
If you truly want to give people advice you shouldn't worry about rating but worry about giving the right information to their questions.
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Hello,
I'm living in a far away country where fox and hare say goodnight to each other, and even after many years of searching and looking I still didn't find a lady for me.
One could say that this is a problem of my appearance or similar, but obviously not, as I make many friends easily. But only abroad.
And now I'm loosing my heart often to ladies abroad, though I should know better, as within a reasonable time I will probably not get anywhere.
Any hints, dear MissieChan, that you could give this humble one, would be dearly appreciated.
Oh, and, by the way: I'm male and since 26 years on this world. (link)
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Searching for someone can be hard. Just try to find places that you know people your age hang out. Just try to be yourself. No girl wants to meet someone and then only find out thats not who he really is. If you try to act anything but yourself she'll dump you quicker.
Anyways, you also need to know how to treat your girl. Although I cant give much advice on that because I'm difference than most girls. But if she's anything like most you'll need to buy things for her. Might also help if you get with a girl that has most intrests that you do.
I hoped this helped you. ^_^
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if you kiss a guy and you both have braces will they get stuck together for sure or just maybe? (link)
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Well personally I dont wear braces. But I did have a friend that did wear them. She was making out with her boyfriend and the did get stuck together. So there is a chance you may get stuck.
Just watch out OK?
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I'm 13 and I want a dog. I have never had one in my entire life. I need a friend because no onle likes me, what should I do? PS I know who you are! (link)
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Getting a pet, such as a dog, is a greatthing to do but it can also be very hard. First you have to figure out what kind of person you are. Can you give most of your time to take care of a dog? Do you have enough time and patience to train a dog not to pee on rugs and crap everywhere in the house? Or are you like me and too lazy to do this?
Once you figure out what your like then its time to research what kind of dogs need what kind of attention. You can almost find this on the web. I would go onto google.com and look for a site that has inforamtion on what kind of dogs needs what kind of attention. Most small breeds, such as my Maltese, need a lot of attention. So if you cant handle that try to find which dogs can be with themselfs a lot.
Then you need to know how much money you can spend on a dog. Dogs take a lot of food depending on the size. Smaller dogs will take a lot less food then a big dog. Can you afford that? Then there are toys, trainging pads, Doctors visits, Health issues for every breed, and tons more. Since your only 133 your parents will need to pay for everything. If their willing to do that then go ahead and get yourself a friend. I did
Hope this helped more than it confused you ^_^;
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i am addicted to the computer. what do i do?? (link)
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Well trust me, your not the only one addicted to their computer. *points to herself*
Anyways to help get away from your computer may also depend on where you live. Say you live in Florida like me. It's May and its getting really nice out. I have a pool so everyday I go and swim in my pool. Then if your able to drive somewhere you can go for a drive to see new places. If you cant drive, like me, maybe you could walk someplace or ask your parents to take you somewhere.
If you live somewhere where it's cold right now staying in the house is most likely the best thing if you dont like the cold. Maybe watching some TV will get you away from the computer. Maybe get some kind of hobby such as Painting or Listening to music and maybe singing.
The most inportant thing is to figure out what you like to do most in life, besides the computer of course, and then trying to do that activity more often.
Hope I helped you out a bit. Getting yourself off the computer is like weening a baby off the bottle. Trust me I have to do this too.
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