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Pregnant
Posted Thursday January 1 2004, 12:14 am
Ok, in health class, eighth grade, we have to learn a lot about the human body and what is good and what is not so good food to eat and stuff like that. Well, anyways, we were talking and there is this one pregnant girl in class, I asked her how she got pregnant and she laughed and said, "ask Joe" That was about a week ago, but I am scared to ask my health teacher because it seems as if everyone knows but, how do you get pregnant and is it true that when you have a baby it comes out as an egg then hatches?
Pregnancy Test
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The Guy Next Door
Posted Wednesday December 31 2003, 10:47 pm
Well, anyway, There is this really hot guy next door, I think he is sooooo fine! I just need some advice. I think he likes me. The other day, he told me that I looked really nice at school, but we had to dress up for a field trip anyway. He also told me that he wanted to get together with me and catch a movie sometime. He is always giving me signs and stuff but I'm not sure what they mean. Please answer all of these questions. Does he want to go out with me? Does he really like me? Does he like brunettes? Does he really like other guys?
Gay Guy For the Straight Guy
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Oops I did it again
Posted Wednesday December 31 2003, 10:41 pm
so me and my boyfriend are at this hotel room doing you know what. well all of a sudden the door flies open and something falls into the bed next to the one we are in. well any who I jump up and see my parents. were they actually doing it? well my mom is screaming at me and telling me that I told her I wouldn't do it again. which is truth cus she caught me before. Well any who what should I do?
*caught in bed*
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Little fern
Posted Wednesday December 31 2003, 10:09 pm
I have dedicated this poem to my plant that will not grow.
little little fern why dont u grow,
little little fern i want to know,
i sit here waiting for you,
i just dont know what to do,
i put you outside i pit you inside,
but every since my cat ate u it died.
should i keep my fern?
Ms. Ferny Fran :)
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The Kid Pooped
Posted Wednesday December 31 2003, 9:58 pm
The kid pooped on his finger and gave me a poopy-willie in my ear. I have no idea what to do i don't even know how to change a diaper. His parents are out of town for a month and i have stuff in my ear. What on earth do you propose I do? Should i
a. Clean it out
b. leave it for proof
c. Take a picture for proof
d. Call 911 and get to the emergency room
e. All of the above
One more question,is this hazardus to my health?
Thank you
Big Momma P
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My Bra
Posted Wednesday December 31 2003, 9:55 pm
My bra is bigger then most girls so apperantly, most guys wanna get with me. Now, there is this one girl with twice the size of my bra and I wear a D. She sits up perfectly straight showing them off to the whole world to see especially KYLE RAFFLE so, the other girls with only size B are like sitting up straight going like "i never realized how convienent it is to have a small chest" when i said it is hard to play golf with my 'ladies'. Soft ball is even worse. The bat hurts sooo bad. My question to you is how do I make my 'ladies' appear smaller?
Thanks a bunch hons!
Signed
Big Mamma D
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Smoking
Posted Wednesday December 31 2003, 12:34 pm
I've convinced myself that just because the rest of my family smokes, doesn't mean I will. But most people I know say "you never know if you're going to end up smoking yet"
I always tell them "I promise you I'm not going to smoke" and they tell me I cant make a promise like that. Hardly anyone believes me. A few people do but that's not enough. I could start smoking anytime...so when is the right time that they will believe me? When I'm older? I'm still young, and if I'm not smoking now...I'm not a smoker, so why can't I just stay like I am.....NOT A SMOKER. I know a lot of people say that they're not going to smoke and some of them end up smoking, but I'm not one of those people. I counted how much money my famil...
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I Really Like This Guy. . .
Posted Wednesday December 31 2003, 1:59 am
*ehem!* (Clears throat)
I am going to take you all the way back in to september, on the secound. . Please buckle your seatbelts and keep all objects and of course yoruself i the time machine, dont want any lose parts left behind in the past. . that would suck . .well anyways 9Presses the button and sets it to Spet 2, 2003 @ 9:15 a.m )
It all started the first day of school. . IF you believe in love at first site, well you better because this is it!
I was waiting in the gym. .lade da. . and I saw this really hott kid. . omg he was soo hott. . I just fell in love instintly, somethign about him made me want him instantly. . not just because he was hott. . because I dont know I think I knew how he was. . bu...
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Finally. .
Posted Wednesday December 31 2003, 1:42 am
Today I got a new pair of pants from hot topic. . and I wanted to get another pair, but they ddin't have it in my size. . Im a size 0!!! I really like my new pants, but my mom told my sister she didn't like them, but she'd let me wear them anyways. . I don't know I just wanted to tell you guys!! Anyways. .
Do you think I should ask my crush out???
"I am in love with him so badly, but I just cant Im too nervous I cant talk to him, its horrible. . hes so hot, and well Im not. . he probly doesnt even like me . .so nvm, I mad eup my mind im not gunna ask him . .but hes so funny and hes soo cute and he has a greta personality, , UUUUUUUUUUUUGH! LOVE! it freaking sucks. . well sometimes. .
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Posted Wednesday December 31 2003, 12:08 am
Is it wrong to wait on a person? I mean, if you're not sure that you would even end up with this person. I mean, there are things that make it seem like you would, or that there is a definent possability...Ah. Help.
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Not Quite.
Posted Tuesday December 30 2003, 10:20 pm
I'm 16. I'm mentally a tomboy. All my close friends are boys/men. I'm a heterosexual girl.
The problem is, I get along with men wonderfully as friends. Nearly everyone sees me as the perfect girl: I'm easy to talk to, pretty attractive, and considerate. Yet, as a result, I never find myself considering any male friend as even a 'prospect.' Sure, I find several attractive, but in my current situation I have enough male companionship/interaction to be completely oblivious to these needs and urges I'm supposed to be having.
I end up holding off from dating because I always find something not quite right, not necessarily with the person, but with the 'feel'. Not only that, but I'm terrified of short term high schoo...
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help needed
Posted Tuesday December 30 2003, 9:06 pm
ok so im 17 and i was wondering i have read that guys prefer the girls to swallow there cum after oral sex is this true or would they rather us to spit everytime i ask guys they say either way but i want to know seriously what they prefer i know it would be different for different guys but what would most of them seriously want
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Problem
Posted Tuesday December 30 2003, 6:35 pm
Last week for some reason I'm still trying to find I kissed my best friend. First kiss evar. My best friend is female. As am I. I have a boyfriend. Last night I told him about the kiss. He said he had to leave and hung up. I don't want to lose him and the kiss with *Sarah meant nothing. Has anyone been in my situation? How do I tell my boyfriend I want him over *Sarah and the kiss meant nothing and have him believe me?
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dr
Posted Tuesday December 30 2003, 11:51 am
Everybody's always getting colds and the flu and stuff in the winter... my question is, how do you know if you're so sick you should see a doctor?
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bitchy friends
Posted Tuesday December 30 2003, 4:43 am
just before christmas i had a fight with two of my at the time best friends my mum was there and everything one of my friends called my6 month pregnant mum a f*****n fat mole and i whent off my head at her like any daughter would about 3 days after that we came back from our x-mas holidays to find a notice in our letter box asking either me or my mum to ring the police station. the next day my mum rang the police and a cop came to talk to us the bitches had put out a report on me saying that i said i was going to kill them and i was going to stab them which i DID NOT say the cops let it be and said that she is just trying to get attention. now they have gone around telling other people that my mum said she was going to stab them, but she to...
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Posted Tuesday December 30 2003, 1:12 am
Um...I'm sorry but I'm not quite clear on what oral sex is...or ejaculation...it's all so confusing because I thought oral sex was simply saying the actions, not actually doing them. I didn't know you could get HIV and all of that stuff from it. Can someone please explain it to me???
From~
Curious
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toothpicks
Posted Monday December 29 2003, 7:40 pm
I know it's not really polite to pick your teeth at the dinner table with toothpicks (well, better those than your finger I guess, but that's not the point). So if you keep toothpicks on your table all the time as just part of the centerpiece art or whatever, does that make you trashy or what?
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Oral
Posted Monday December 29 2003, 5:53 pm
how do u give oral to a guy????
~> confuses!
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I'm getting complaints...
Posted Monday December 29 2003, 2:05 pm
Hey, snarfism here, I've been getting complaints about my answers. Like, They're too long-winded/too mean/ect. I was wondering if this happens to everyone, or if i'm just a freak bad advice-giver?
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software
Posted Monday December 29 2003, 12:52 pm
Is it wrong to copy software to your computer that you don't pay for?
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