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Posted Thursday April 22 2004, 11:42 am

after spending a week in hospital with bad stomach pian on the right side of my body at first it then soread to all over. now it is on the right side again.I have just got out of hospital after a week where they could not find what was wrong.They are even saying it could be to do with my appendix being removed 34 years ago my tempreture went up to 40 they are doing some more test in a couple of weeks but are still insisting it is my appendix has anybody else heard of this

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what do I need to become a drafter?


Posted Thursday April 22 2004, 2:59 am

I need a real profile from a computer aide architectural drafting person, and here are a few questions:
Interview
What do you do?
What did you do before?
How did you get your job?
What are your career aspirations?
What kinds of people do well in this business?
What do you really like about your job?
What do you dislike?
What is the biggest misconception about this job?
Looking back on your career or job search, what do you wish you had done differently?

How can someone get a job like yours?

I need all this because Iam about to make a desicion about this career, and I really need to know what do I need for this new field. Thanks alot for taking the time to helping me.

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disappointed, lonely, and confused


Posted Thursday April 22 2004, 2:16 am

I am 17. When me and my boyfriend were first together, things were so great. We used to do so much together. We saw eachother everyday. We couldn't stand being away from eachother. Infact, we couldn't be away from eachother so much that he convinced his parents and I convinced my mom to let me move in beacause it was like we practically lived together anyway. We've been together for 8 1/2 months, and lived together for about 3. I love him so much, but now at days I can't tell how much he loves me. We rarely do anything together anymore. He's always hanging out with his friends. infact, about 5 mins ago he just left with his friend to go watch a movie on his friends big screen. The only reason he came here was to get a movie, and mind you it...

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Shy guy


Posted Wednesday April 21 2004, 11:35 pm

I really like this guy, but he's shy, so I don't know what to do exactly. How do I know if he feels the same way toward me? He never talks (well he does, but he doesn't enjoy it.) and has like no friends. He's not... the hottest guy, but I really like him and his personality. What should I do? I'm a girl and I'm turning 14.

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Help


Posted Wednesday April 21 2004, 11:24 am

I need help. I wanna BE WITH guys, but they all think I'm retarded cuz of what happened last week. I think the capt. of the football team saw me jacking off with my pink sparkley dildo. Now none of the guys wanna be with me. What should I do?

Signed,
Retarded and disgusting

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yard sale


Posted Wednesday April 21 2004, 8:33 am

I am having a yard sale. And I told my friend who lives next door, that she had anything she was welcome to bring it over.
The promblem is that she is not only bring things over for her but, she has things her family has asked her to sale and her co-workers.
I asked if she was going to be able to help me. She said she would come over for a little while. But won't be able to stay very long.

I am now overwhelmed, I have a 2 year old and a 4 year old, and a yard sale. The first day my husband has to work so he can't help. Do you think it is right that she is bringing stuff for other people. Without asking me? And if so, how can I get her to understand that it is almost too much for me?

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I'm going crazy because of ADDERALL!


Posted Wednesday April 21 2004, 1:05 am

Allright, I have recently started taking ADDERALL(ADD drug), which goes against all my beliefs, but this way I can stay at my current school which I love. I have an agreement with my parents if I take it I can stay at my current school. But, today after it started kicking in I heard voices. It started in geography, we were talking about Sharon the butcher of Israel. Someone in my head, who was me but not started telling me about how eyes are made of glass and Sharon took out his victims eyes and put them on a wall. It chanted, "Wall of eyes" until I screamed so loud in my head I was suprised no one heard me. It never shut up, unless I was talking to someone, but once I stopped it started. It's hard to explain, it was like I ...

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cheerleading...


Posted Tuesday April 20 2004, 7:55 pm

Today I was named captain of my school's cheerleading squad, which is really good until I realized that I have no idea what I am doing. This is the first time my school has had a real squad and if I mess it up they might not have it again. Someone suggested renting a video on cheering, does anyone else have ideas?

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She Needs Help, Bad!


Posted Tuesday April 20 2004, 3:55 pm

My friend "Liz" and her boyfriend "Lucas" never talk AT ALL. I hooked them up so this is my problem. He never has anything to say to her, and vise versa. He reallys likes her and i know she likes him. How do I get them talkin?


Signed,
A confused friend

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i'm confused


Posted Tuesday April 20 2004, 11:21 am

okay listen my boyfriend id an asshole he treats me like shit and i don't know why he does i treat him with love and respect well i said i would give him one more chance i told him if he pissed me off or he broke a promise it would be done for good well he broke a promise he said he would call and he didn't so i'm really upset and i did break it off! he said it's not his fault that it's his staff's fault but that's a lie! he says he should have just one more chance so should i put up with his shit or just stay away?!?

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does he like me ?


Posted Monday April 19 2004, 6:08 pm

i need alot of advise from a lot of peoples b/c there is a boy and if you remember me his name is cody i dont know if he likes me or not b/c he broke his arm over the weekend and when we got to school he didnt let anyone sign it until i did exept his mom now im only in middle so try to give the best advice and thanx for gitten my head straight bout the joke~

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Confused & Un informed


Posted Monday April 19 2004, 3:44 pm

What is head? I'm not being stupid, no one's ever told me. I know it has to do with gur;s doing something to guys related to sex but i dont know what it is!

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lads


Posted Monday April 19 2004, 10:48 am

my ex boyfriend broke up with me when his girlfriend before me gave birth to his son and now they have broke up he wants me back i want him aswell and have told him. he tells me he wants me but tells his mates he doesn't and it is really confusing.WHAT DO I DO PLEASE HELP ME

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Poem Advice


Posted Sunday April 18 2004, 10:45 pm

Sorry about posting this twice, and on the forums, but I forgot to register...
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My friend needs help please...

[quote]I really need help with a poem about love... does anyone have any ideas to help get my creative juices flowing? (so to speak) Thanks!!! -Fantasyshorti4u (if any of you remember me..)[/quote]

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Um...


Posted Sunday April 18 2004, 7:42 pm

So, I'm usually on the advising end of this question, but I can never give myself advice. If you have any suggestions, I'll happily try them out.
Here's the scenario:
My mother grounded me indefinitely. (She's done this once before, but I got out of it by writing a persuasive essay telling her why she should lift my grounding and let me go to my friend's party.) She's been awful to me all day, and I guess I subconsciously retalliated by taking my friend in her car (my mom's allergic to everything) and driving us to the mall. It was planned that I'd go over to my friend's house, but not that we'd go to the mall. See, mom doesn't want me to take anyone in her car because she's allergic to perfume and scented laundry detergents...

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Posted Sunday April 18 2004, 5:52 pm

What is the best way to pleasure myself without a guys help? (hint i am a girl)

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Girl problems (:


Posted Sunday April 18 2004, 1:27 pm

I have two questions, and they are very important to me.

1. How can I remove the hair along my bikini line? I've tried shaving, but everytime I shave there, I get a whole bunch of little itchy painful red dots EVERYWHERE! I don't really want to involve my mother in this, so maybe you could just tell me a way I could shave without getting them? Because I'd really like to be able to wear a bikini bottom this year and not boy shorts.

2. Today is Sunday, and I was expecting my period on Thursday. It has not come yet. Usually it is totally predictable, but it might be screwed up still because last month it was about a week late. I'm not sexually active or anything, so it's not something that's wrong like that, but do you think I should be worried?


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What would you do


Posted Sunday April 18 2004, 9:24 am

what would u do if your son was at home. Crying all alone on the bedroom floor because he's hungry and the only way to feed is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money.

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Posted Sunday April 18 2004, 7:34 am

i have a sex parner. We practice safe sex dont worry!!! We met up ever so often and he buy me toys we use on each other. I wanted to find some new toy we can try together but i dont no what websites they are i heard that if u type itt on in the web search then its just porno. Ne 1 help ??

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aol is mean


Posted Saturday April 17 2004, 11:55 pm

y r people always being rude and reporting me whan i dont do anything to them i love to help not caz problems
the missunderstude girl

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